Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 how far are you from orlando, ronald? Right now, just over 7 hours away. Usually, bout 25 minutes, but doesn't a drive anywhere take that long with traffic and such? Not so far as I'd not want to go there at any time, but far enough away you wouldn't go just for a quick drink or two. Gonna make that visit? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Be careful on the stinky house thing Shake. It'll permeate into your clothes, your hair, your mustache and you'll become oblivious to it and that'll just add to the list of reasons women won't date you Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Strat just ****ing go hang with Mexi for a week for Christ sakes. At least you'll get really drunk, see lots of hot chicks and have some ****ing fun! Maybe you can even get your noodle wet. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 we'll see how it goes. I will float the idea. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 And you were right about Season 4 of Damages. The budget went to shit apparently and the editor was on drugs. Although to be fair, it had a good ending to a crap season. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Strat just ****ing go hang with Mexi for a week for Christ sakes! Maybe you can even get your noodle wet. Fine, I'll say it. Sex is an option. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Fine, I'll say it. Sex is an option. Your lady friend into da Taj? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 heard a banging noise outside. so i looked and this drunk couple was fighting. like this chick was repeatedly hitting this dude. punches and kicks. he kept backing away saying why are you doing this, why? but she just was on the attack. for a moment she stopped hitting him, so i thought it was over, but then she went to his truck and started kicking that. so he grabbed her and restrained her. she kept going for some rabbit punches, but he started dragging her towards the door to our building. they live below me. totally worth not having anything to do so i could be here to see that. edit: and stratty should ABSOLUTELY make a visit to ronnyland. the reports in here would keep this place alive for another month at least. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 it all depends on whether I'd get to hang out with this girl, obviously. has to be a two birds one stone situation. I'm delighted to hear that I'm guaranteed to get laid somehow. run, I didn't even finish season 4. I am so sad for the lead actress if this is all the work she ever gets. she's australian, did you know? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 I just started Season 4 - I really liked the first 3. Is this a "Couplings"-class mistake, to carry on? Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 like I said. it's a good ending to a bad season. I would finish and just hope (like me) that season 5 is better. I did know (and still know) that she's an Aussie. FYI, she's been in Bridesmaids, Get Him to the Greek, X-Men: First Class, 28...weeks...days...I forget...later. weeks later. 28 weeks later. ok that's not a good one. She was in Sunshine which is a good movie with a bad ending but definitely worth a watch. Anyway I think she'll be OK. But I wish Damages was still awesome Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Well she's cute. Jubi- who said anything about women being involved? I'll save the Taj for your visit. I'd consider hiring an escort for an elaborate set up meet-cute for Strat. He'd likely be a gentleman and decline first night sex and just have great conversation with her and fall in love. I'd prep her with his likes, music, Starcraft, the St louis Blues, etc. it was an episode of Veronica Mars. it would work out for me because hey, I paid for sex and someone is getting sex. She'd owe me one. Suited, you're now a witness. But I like that she had a two pronged attack. She must've had some Muay Thai training, punches and kicks. If she went for the takedown, I woulda been in love. Hank - I liked what you wrote. Very wise stuff. I have a headache Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 from staying up all night partying with your weirdo parents? house still stinks. pretty afraid that it's a busted sewer line/drain or something cause I don't know what else it could be. hasn't rained in a while so I don't think it's recent mildew or anything. I really hate this house. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Actually, my attempt at Octsoberfest is still in tact, and they have a stocked bar and about 30 beers in the back fridge. Step dad smoked a brisket for 12 hours yesterday. Good taste but it must've been over cooked because it shredded more than sliced. I did stay up till 1:30am watching Skinemx movies. Last nights was called Birthday Sex and one of the girls was just fantastic. I want Octsoberfest to last the entire month. We'll see how strong I can be. I haven't gone an entire month without booze in a long while. Probably February of 2007, after my "incident". Maybe October of 2010 when the appendix came out. Oh well Back to bed Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 that's silly. drink you fag. and OH MY GOD. I need everybody's help. well probably just beans and loogie's help, but still, I've gotta crowd source the shit out of this one: I need a high quality bald cap. preferably a whole "wig" but one that's bald on top but with hair on the sides and back. I've got the best god damn costume idea ever but I need to be bald to do it. all the ones I've found by googling are just the straight fully bald shitty latex kind that you can see hair through. I want full fledged los angelas movie costume quality shit here. plz hlp. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 First time to Disney. I'll have a mildly cranky pregnant wife with me the whole time. That's unfortunate, because Disney also sucks. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 That's unfortunate, because Disney also sucks. Is the bill of goods you sell to the fam so you don't have to spend a large fortune to take the fam, cuz kids love that damn place. Shake, What the hell is the costume? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 man I don't even want to say because it's just so perfect. easy as hell to if I can get the hair/head right. fuck me. god damn it it's so perfect. Link to post Share on other sites
iClint 61 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Carl? You're going as Carl because of your future wife liking ATHF. You are the worst. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 we're just pretend gay ouch, we don't get that reference. haha. That's from the sucky movie When Harry Met Sally which, of course, is about a couple that breaks up and then gets back together years later after they realize that everyone else sucks. I'm leaving that as-is Thank you. I thought you did it on purpose at first, but doing it on accident really helped backup your point. showed her this, had a pretty heartfelt talk. the trip is now an impossibility, has been for almost two hours now. I'm really sad that I ever brought it up. I'm just drained. I don't know what I have been thinking this whole time. I got 4-5 hours/night this whole week, just not wanting to stop talking to this other girl. the starving myself thing also hasn't helped I am sure. where is my head? I have misplaced it. it would have been nice to completely despise LG when we broke up. a total luxury. Oh man, I felt really bad for you after reading this, but then you really did totally change the story by saying that the trip cancellation was work related. This post makes it sound like she blew up and wasn't going to be your friend anymore. Now I'm not even sure what happened. Are you guys on good terms? What didn't you wish you had brought up? The trip? Saying it on here? You're a confusing dude. You write posts like you have severe ADHD. holy shit I make the same exact amount! did she say anything about my mustache? I liked this post, but these two lines were funny enough to make sure you knew I liked them. Fine, I'll say it. Sex is an option. Riiiight. With you hiding in the closet with a camera. Is the bill of goods you sell to the fam so you don't have to spend a large fortune to take the fam, cuz kids love that damn place. I did take the kids this year, in February. I was simply saying that from an adult standpoint: it was awful. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 and OH MY GOD. I need everybody's help. well probably just beans and loogie's help, but still, I've gotta crowd source the shit out of this one: I need a high quality bald cap. preferably a whole "wig" but one that's bald on top but with hair on the sides and back. I've got the best god damn costume idea ever but I need to be bald to do it. all the ones I've found by googling are just the straight fully bald shitty latex kind that you can see hair through. I want full fledged los angelas movie costume quality shit here. plz hlp. http://www.halloween...ece-p-1289.html http://www.graftobia...nts.jsp?id=1221 http://www.wholesale...de=CSEshopzilla http://www.halloween...liateID=2007032 http://www.costumeex...F=SCE-CEbizrate http://www.partycity.com/product/bald+cap+natural.do (add hair?) ?? Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 holy shit I make the same exact amount! High five!! I just didn't want to offend DJ or get scolded again for posting actual numbers. Though apparently I'm the only one that rule applies to. we'll see how it goes. I will float the idea. Movie quote time! "Sometimes you just gotta say, What the f*ck!" Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Carl? You're going as Carl because of your future wife liking ATHF. You are the worst. hahaha, god damn it I guess I'm pretty transparent. yes, of course this is it. I mean everything else is easy: sweatpants, wife beater, flip flops, fake gold chain (that I think I already have somewhere), all under 20 bucks. but it doesn't look like anybody sells any plain, regular looking bald head caps. brv's second link looks somewhat promising, but it looks like a hell of a lot more work than I want to do. I just want to slap it on, put some adhesive and a bit of cover up to hide the lines and be done. we'll figure this out guys! do it for meee! Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 http://www.amazon.com/Fun-World-Costumes-Comb-Over/dp/B0042ZUS10/ref=pd_sbs_a_40 HAHAHAHA http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/512178481/Balding_Head_Brown_Hair_Wig_BSHW.html http://www.displaycostume.com/store/Wig-Bald-Head-w-Curly-Sides.html http://www.wayfair.com/Forum-Novelties-Inc.-Baldmans-Combover-Wig-58118-FZF1361.html?refid=TF49-FZF1361 http://www.totallycostumes.com/sj-47594-skullet-wig.html http://www.extremewrestlingshirts.com/servlet/the-67923/Hulk-Hogan-Bald-Head/Detail Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Ahh, yes Brvy, you're totally right. It does blow donkeys for adults. Shake, I have no idea what that show is or costume is, and I'm relatively pop culture hip. The other costumes you thought obscure were not. You are one pandering, sad mofo. You won't even go to the party she didn't invite you to Link to post Share on other sites
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