Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I think he meant "oh, that makes a lot of sense now. It's like somebody just hit a light switch in his head and turned on a light bulb. Be more sensitive about the size of your weiner. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I think he meant "oh, that makes a lot of sense now. It's like somebody just hit a light switch in his head and turned on a light bulb. Be more sensitive about the size of your weiner. Don't ever let a woman hear you talk about a "weiner" if you want to get laid, Andy. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I've got a huge weiner, Ouch. No, I don't. I'd be a lot more secure with myself if I had a huge weiner. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I think he meant "oh, that makes a lot of sense now. It's like somebody just hit a light switch in his head and turned on a light bulb. Be more sensitive about the size of your weiner. Don't think so man, he's doggin my junk I'd be a lot more secure with myself if I had a huge weiner. No you wouldn't, but it would be awesome if you had 10 inches of man meat. I'm not sure why that would make me happy, but it would. You'd have to either always pull it out, wear spandex and no undies at the bar or have a friend take a peek t it then always talk it up in front of women. Ok, that's what I'd do Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I'd make sure anybody and everybody knew I had a 10 incher if I did, no homo. I'm drunk. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I'd make sure anybody and everybody knew I had a 10 incher if I did, no homo. I'm drunk. Looks like you fail SuitedAces roommate test. How dare you imbibe on a Wednesday! Link to post Share on other sites
iClint 61 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 But I was drinking by myself and in bed by 10...does that not count for anything?! Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I didn't talk to her for a long time because I was uncomfortable with hearing about the boy of the moment. I've since gotten over that. I know. Just saying that I think it's cool you're talking now. I think the 10" dick thing is overrated (easy for me to say since mine isn't) But, I've heard many women, upon seeing huge schlongs in porno's or even sex toys say they have no interest what so ever in getting poked with something that big. A friend of my wife's actually broke up with a guy because he was "too big". Said she was excited when she first saw it but that it was way to uncomfortable for all the time sex. So we have that going for us. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Everyone knows that the cool kids call him Drew... So outta the blue all the sudden I have a hot rod shop. Well, really Ive always had one but its just been for me.Once in a while Id take on a small project for a close friend or someone who I had to get along with... family and stuff Anyway, the last couple projects that came outta the shop have been quite the hit. That damn CRV thats haunted me for the last few weeks to name one. The CJfive that I bought last year for the kid for two. Three four and five are about to roll out but have been plauged by folks coming by all the time to look them over. So far in the last four days Ive been asked to build no less than six more over the winter.... A damn wrecker showed up this afternoon toting a eighties model chevy pickup.... I dont even remember who it belongs to. According to the kid and his buddy.... my unwanted voulenteer PR guys.... it is to be transformed into some sort of pro street machine I dont really mind the idea of it.... hell.... it really is the one thing I look forward to doing besides getting plastered and making a fool of myself. The main problem is I know that once it steamrolls out of control Ill have to hire more deadbeats and supply them with beer But oh the stories that I can tell... So yeah... the wheels are already turning so to speak. All I need now besides several refills of perscription meds is a good name. Something way out there. Anti-politically correct as possible with a near nude gal as a logo... as in hide the kids eyes when you roll up behind the car and notice it Suggestions? Whatever it may be my PR guys want to fire up a youtube channel in that name to document the goings on. A private reality program that includes things that the masses actually want to see. Drinking, farting, explosions, police intervention, etc Actual day to day stuff that you only hear about in funeral home waiting rooms... I expect no less than two opinions Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 so wait, napa, was the phone interview one the one where they sent you a rejection email then a "hey, maybe!" email? I can't keep them straight. It really is quite confusing. Nah, brv knows that alcohol is really a placebo that has no effect on people if they don't let it. Correct. Everything Tilt posts still annoys me. I'm not sure if it's just me being unfairly critical or not. Whatever. At least I still have Beans for the Yin. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Don't think so man, he's doggin my junk Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Beans Ball Bearings and Blowers Nuts, Bolts and Nuts Hot Rubber MUFFler Shop Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Suggestions? You're welcome. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Kevin's Kustom Klassics (this really only works if your name is Kevin or some other K name) Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 well I had a bunch of replies this morning but the forum shit the bed so OH WELL HUH harry dick's hot rod shop Link to post Share on other sites
iQuack 128 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Halloween mustache Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 ooooh, goodness. if only people would get that. would be awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 ooooh, goodness. if only people would get that. would be awesome. Who wouldn't get it? You would just need a glass of scotch and a loud voice. (after teh turtle neck/blazer combo, of course) Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 believe it or not, not everybody in the real world has a photographic memory of 15 year old sketch comedy. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 GOULET! does Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 oh ouch won a $25 amazon at work today for absolutely no reason, so that's nice. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 what you gonna spend it on? Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Everything Tilt posts still annoys me. I'm not sure if it's just me being unfairly critical or not. Really? Huh. I'm sorry to hear that. Though I'm pretty sure I could just post relevant bible versus as responses to each post and you'd still be annoyed. Whatever. Beans' Power Stroked Rods Las Vegas High Octane BLOWer Jobs Beans' Raging Rods Las Vegas Custom Rod Jobs Beans Rods and Wenches Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 oh ouch won a $25 amazon at work today for absolutely no reason, so that's nice. Only 400 more to go http://www.amazon.com/HomePlace-Pool-House-with-Porch/dp/B003BS5DS2/ref=sr_1_20?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1349370086&sr=1-20&keywords=sheds 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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