Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 What is your definition of a Jesus freak? Someone who quotes Jesus Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 What is your definition of a Jesus freak? then I had to go to church for sound practice 1) It's already been well established that due to you coming back, I no longer think god exists. 2) Good works have nothing to do with salvation. Dust off your Bible and read Ephesians 2:8-9. 3) Suicide is never condemned in the Bible. The "suicide is insta-hell" is a Catholic tradition rooted in nothing Biblical. Catholics believe that you must go to confession for the forgiveness of your sins, so if you commit suicide, you can't go to confession, thereby condemning yourself to hell. Of course we all know that the Bible says basically the exact opposite of that, so we can quickly dismiss Catholics as insane. I John 1:9 But if we confess our sins to Him, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness. I Timothy 2:5 For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus. (aka, not a priest) Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 BOOM Tilty, bringin the thunda Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 NUTHIN? You fcking bunch o faggots. Heading out. I will have drinks and dinner, bowl, watch a band while having drinks, and then have sex, possibly with more than one person (although not likely) Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Good luck! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Meh, just another night. Fun will be had because, we'll, I'm me Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 I just didn't want you whining anymore about people not talking to you. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 haha ron's a whiny bitch Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 v cunty Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 I'm definitely a Jesus freak. I'll wear that title like a badge of honor. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jDnVpCNlyY&feature=related However, I was actually just wondering what Mexico's definition was. The answers I got were: Anyone that talks about Jesus. Anyone that quotes(?) Jesus. Anyone that goes to church. Anyone that mentions the Bible. Okie, Dokie. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Just watched The Descendants....gotta say, any scenario involving Matthew Lillard is funny. Brv, did you see/hate the movie? I can't imagine how much you must have disliked it. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Just watched The Descendants....gotta say, any scenario involving Matthew Lillard is funny. Brv, did you see/hate the movie? I can't imagine how much you must have disliked it. I actually thought it was great. I mean, you're right to think I would hate it, but we are supposed to hate the infidelity, and what's happening to Clooney, so it works out well. Thumbs up from me. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 v cunty This. I'm definitely a Jesus freak. I'll wear that title like a badge of honor. However, I was actually just wondering what Mexico's definition was. The answers I got were: Anyone that talks about Jesus. Anyone that quotes(?) Jesus. Anyone that goes to church. Anyone that mentions the Bible. Okie, Dokie. I don't actually have one but that about sums it up. I'm a harsh critic 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 religious people just generally make me uncomfortable. brv is obviously a different story. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Well, just did 2 weeks of neurology, which is why I haven't been around (NOT THAT ANYONE CARES). I assume nothing happened aside from establishing that brv is a jesus freak, which is strange because that's kind of the definition of brvy around here. I mean, he's other things, too...father, DQ expert, father, tilt hater, father, and father...but amongst us heathens, jesus freak is what he be. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Conversations you only hear in the hospital. I passed gas today. Oh, thank god! Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 religious people just generally make me uncomfortable. brv is obviously a different story. He specifically makes you uncomfortable? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 I just got to catch up on the last few days. Excellent work everyone (except Brvy). Can't believe the US blew the Ryder Cup. I went on Friday and watched 4 groups play 2 holes (13 in the morning rounds, the 2nd in the afternoon). They took 7 out of 8 points. They just fell apart on 17 and 18. I couldn't believe Phil was giving thumbs up as Justin Rose was stealing a point. Her wife was hot and had nice boots on when I saw her Friday though. Also saw MJ lend his cigar lighter to a guy by the green and jokingly try to charge him 20 bucks to use it. I'm not sober.............. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 I shot some guns yesterday. A smith & wesson .50, a ruger .45, and a .22. Guns are fun...I should really get that sig 522 I was looking at back when I got my license and didn't have a girlfriend to spend money on. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 god speedz do you ever shut up? had some more sex with the same chick I've been banging this morning when I woke up (she stayed at the same house I did last night). found out about 30 minutes after that that she's back with her husband. didn't feel too great about that. but hey, ho's are ho's. marry a ho, don't be surprised when she get all actin like a ho. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 I just got to catch up on the last few days. Excellent work everyone (except Brvy). Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 had some more sex with the same chick I've been banging this morning when I woke up (she stayed at the same house I did last night). found out about 30 minutes after that that she's back with her husband. didn't feel too great about that. but hey, ho's are ho's. marry a ho, don't be surprised when she get all actin like a ho. Hmm. That sucks for you. Maybe it's time to find yourself a respectable 20-something. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 aaah she just "ended it" with me over a text. thaaaaaank god. seriously, I don't think that could have worked out better. I was going to feel doubly guilty for banging a still married woman AND then having to ignore her till she went away. phew. oh and brv, no respectable 20 somethings for me. they're all jesus freaks around here. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Hey shake, you and I bang a married chick at about the same frequency, congrats. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 same blowjob frequency too unfortunately 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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