SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 renee zelwiger was quite the surf board in me myself and irene. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Had a couple Dog Fish head 90s. Much better without the bourbon beer after taste. Also had a few Captain Morgan, blended strawberry/banana daiquiri type drinks that the hot asians husband made. They weren't bad. I pawned off a White Ale to him, I think he got lit off of it. I roasted some fingerlings and yams tonight with salt pepper and nutmeg, turned out great. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 tell me more about these blended strawberry/banana daiquiri's. and this hot asian. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Oh, you beer guys will like this. I'm drinking tonight. A Busch Light. It taste's ok. It's really more cold than anything. 8/10. this was hilarious. and I want to watch dogs pick up ducks. sounds dirty. I guess. I'm drunk. buddy and I lost a four wheeler in the woods looking for a coon. guess that happens. oh, and married broad just came by and we banged. wasn't expecting that. apparently she was out picking up food for her kids who were home alone so she said she had to be quick. haha, she shouldn't have said that to me. edit: seriously, two minutes tops. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Someone should do an in depth study on beer.... maybe its just me, but the first time or two I try some of those funny named brews they kick my ass pretty good. In like upper single digit amounts instead of box quantities In never fails though.... start buying the stuff pretty regular and its like drinking water. Its a conspiracy. Somehow they are programming the alcohol to have less and less positive influence on the ole noggin so you have to buy more and more.... Thats why I switch brands so often. A few months back it was bud light limes.... I actually drank an eighteen pack without one slurred word. Nuthin After those it was Dosxx... amber then lager. Couple thirty two mugs and I was doing burnouts in the neighborhood at three am. Few weeks later it was just kidney excersises Anyone else notice this or am I just such an advanced drinker that Ive entered a new dimension of organ abuse? Anyhoo....speaking of booze.... Im heading back to the dragstrip for a little scouting for the upcoming fall season. Leaving in the am with a full cooler. May stop at the bass pro shops main headquarters and buy a few overpriced items along the way. I was almost banned from there a few seasons back for supposedly drinking and racing. The track "investigator" interviewed a few witnesses for the defense and dropped the charges but insisted that I sit out the last race just in case. Out of the five guys backing my story four were using canos Hard to believe but I had quicker reaction times seeing two timing trees... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 oh and god damn dan in real life sucked dead dog asshole. seriously ron, that movie was terrible. that foreign bitch just needs to die or some shit. come on bro. ol/dr'd by beans. worst possible scenario. but I'll make the best of it: SERIOUSLY!?! what the hell is up with bass pro shops??? they have like a 200% mark up on every other store ever and people still go there. I don't get it. eff those guys. and I've drank the equivalent of 20 beers tonight if you're wondering. god, sex is weird. but grizzly bear is a good band. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 proud of you shake. in my experience two minutes is nothing to sneeze at. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 I roasted some fingerlings and yams tonight with salt pepper and nutmeg, turned out great. It's nearly 4am and my eyes are blurry so I read this as you finger blasted the Asian whore this was hilarious. and I want to watch dogs pick up ducks. sounds dirty. I guess. I'm drunk. buddy and I lost a four wheeler in the woods looking for a coon. guess that happens. oh, and married broad just came by and we banged. wasn't expecting that. apparently she was out picking up food for her kids who were home alone so she said she had to be quick. haha, she shouldn't have said that to me. edit: seriously, two minutes tops. I hope that as you came, you threw your hands up and yelled "TA DAAAA" and asked if that was fast enough. oh and god damn dan in real life sucked dead dog asshole. seriously ron, that movie was terrible. that foreign bitch just needs to die or some shit. come on bro. and I've drank the equivalent of 20 beers tonight if you're wondering. I'm gonna give you a pass since you're drunk and in the afterglow of some vagina but Dan In Real Life is a FANTASTIC love story. I guess next you're gonna tell me that Love Actually isn't brilliant and that Notting Hill is shit. Seriously, don't fcking do it because if you do, I'll come to VA and lean on your house and KNOCK IT OVER. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Aw man, the car chase guy just gave up. Lame. If by "gave up" you mean "killed himself on live TV" then you're right. sounds like a real cool guy. not. I laughed out loud when I read the first sentence. Then sighed and rolled my eyes when I read the 'not'. Don't ruin good jokes. Suited, you seem like an awful twat. i'm the twat for being upset... Yes. Ron is right. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 one of my friends suggested the move. it's been what, 2-3 weeks that I have talked to this girl, who's to say she won't go back to being nothing in another 2-3 weeks? that was my response, anyway. I think you should probably talk longer than 2 weeks before moving across country to date an internet friend. CSL is on. Just sayin Don't know what this means, but Notting Hill is amazing. 1. On the bright side I just saved you 10% of your gross income. Jews and Mormons are required by their religions to give 10%. Nothing in the New Testament says anything about 10%. renee zelwiger was quite the surf board in me myself and irene. MMI is a good movie. SERIOUSLY!?! what the hell is up with bass pro shops??? they have like a 200% mark up on every other store ever and people still go there. I don't get it. eff those guys. Agreed on most things, but the other day, I actually found a campfire grill that was the same price as on Amazon, so I picked it up.* *the other day was June 2011. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 brv you have the shriveled jose canseco raisin balls Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 I laughed out loud when I read the first sentence. Then sighed and rolled my eyes when I read the 'not'. Don't ruin good jokes. sorry dad Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Jews and Mormons are required by their religions to give 10%. Nothing in the New Testament says anything about 10%. Toe May Toe, Ta Mato. So the old testament doesn't count anymore? That's convenient. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 I don't know anyone who says the alternate pronunciation of potato. I would probably hate that person if they did exist. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 I don't know anyone who says the alternate pronunciation of potato. I would probably call the whole thing off if they did exist. Even Gamer Girl? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Toe May Toe, Ta Mato. So the old testament doesn't count anymore? That's convenient. don't even get started down this road. brvy will get all biblically technical and DJ will defend his arguments and not his beliefs and i'll just get angry. it's been done many times over the years. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Toe May Toe, Ta Mato. So the old testament doesn't count anymore? That's convenient. It SURE IS! Except of the faggot stuff. That still counts, AM I RIGHT GUYS! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 brv you worse than the honey boo boo piece of shit I only talk like iron shiek from now on or go fuck yourself (seriously though if you're not following him on twitter then your life is nowhere near complete) Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 brv you have the shriveled jose canseco raisin balls I don't understand what I said that made you specifically talk about my balls. ps. Nice work on the sex. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 don't even get started down this road. brvy will get all biblically technical and DJ will defend his arguments and not his beliefs and i'll just get angry. it's been done many times over the years. Naw. I only try to carefully explain the path to salvation to people that I want to spend eternity with. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Ps. That's not entirely accurate. I would be happy if Tilt got saved. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 go follow the iron sheik and you'll get it I have to poo Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 go follow the iron sheik and you'll get it @KhloeKardashian If she want baby I give her some 10.7 inch shish kebab she'll love nice Iranian meat ;-) Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 don't even get started down this road. brvy will get all biblically technical and DJ will defend his arguments and not his beliefs and i'll just get angry. it's been done many times over the years. Noted. Ps. That's not entirely accurate. I would be happy if Tilt got saved. Awww Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 brv you worse than the honey boo boo piece of shit I only talk like iron shiek from now on or go fuck yourself (seriously though if you're not following him on twitter then your life is nowhere near complete) I've seen some retweets from him and I do laugh. I miss following someone that would put up naked photos of themselves. Shake, will you fill that void for me? Link to post Share on other sites
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