I Called In Sick Today

[The Ocho 970]

So, after further investigation, I think the Sam Adams Imperial White Ale is garbage. It's way way too sweet. I think Ron would like it though and at 10.5% you probably only need two. These will sit at the back of my fridge until someone other than me drinks them, or I have no other beer in the house (not likely) and I get desperate.

[Tiltinagain 973]

The fact that you had that, instantly, concerns and impresses me. Now I'm mad that I can't see her pics. I'm certainly not friending her. Not that I have a problem following a porn performer, just that I'm too lazy to click follow

 

Bree Olson is way more better anyway. If someone were to follow a porn star I mean.

 

You go Strat. Nothing better than having another job in the back pocket and being able to tell your boss that their low ball offer is crap.

[brvheart 1,752]

Edit: the other bathroom is way the **** downstairs and super inconvenient.

 

That sounds like my dream bathroom. Seriously. The farther out of the way, the better.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

The fact that you had that, instantly, concerns and impresses me.

I used this new-fangled thing that the kids showed me, it's called "google"

[brvheart 1,752]

Pulled a shake and woke up at 3:00 unable to fall back asleep last night. It doesn't happen very often but, damn, it pisses me off when it does.

 

This has never happened to me in my life. I know I'm already on record stating this fact, but I think I might kill myself if I woke up at 3am and couldn't fall back asleep.

 

Do they still access itunes?

 

iTunes is the problem. Once iTunes is gone, everything is better.

 

I saw the download button, I may have to do that and see how it works. But how will I know if its downloaded and not just streaming?

When do the podcasts show up? I'm already a day behind, I dont want to be 2 days behind?

 

Wow. Anyway, just make sure you shut off your data, and then you know for sure that it's wifi. (along with all the other advice that you've already gotten)

 

I think I figured out why brv is so into Mel Gibson: check out those ears! They're huge! brv, you must be DYING to pierce Mel's ears and trade earrings!

 

Mel Gibson is a piece of shit as a person. I just love his movies.

 

Speaking of average movies with exceptional performances by an actor

 

Farley is so incredible in Billy Madison. "NO YELLING ON THE BUS!"

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

See people, brvy gets it.

 

Wait, dammit.

 

Classic Brvy

 

Tilty, my definition of a good follow when it comes to a porn star, lots of filthy, candid photos. Not professionally done, but taken with her own phone, preferably with a dong in her somewhere, and covered in splooge. (Her, not her phone, clearly)

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

Mel Gibson is a piece of shit as a person. I just love his movies.

 

You're just saying that to throw us all off the scent, so that you can keep his ears all to yourself.

 

Maybe you should try that with the missus: "I know I said Wisconsin, but I think now I'm going to hold off until your ears grow to a minimum 20% of total head-mass. What? Umm, no. Let's watch The Man Without a Face instead; it is morning after all."

 

Tilty, my definition of a good follow when it comes to a porn star, lots of filthy, candid photos. Not professionally done, but taken with her own phone, preferably with a dong in her somewhere, and covered in splooge. (Her, not her phone, clearly)

 

Obviously. If her phone was covered in splooge the pictures would be all blurry and out of focu..... RANDY!!

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

2 different movies on Skinemax. Yay

 

Naughty Renuion. Classic. Way better than Erotic Karma

[Tiltinagain 973]

This has never happened to me in my life. I know I'm already on record stating this fact, but I think I might kill myself if I woke up at 3am and couldn't fall back asleep.

 

 

Never? Huh. It only happens maybe once or twice a year to me. Usually I'll get up to go take a piss or something and then my brain goes into ADD mode where it spins through a bunch of random subjects and it won't slow down long enough to let me get back to sleep.

 

Oh, and I'm no expert but I don't think God looks kindly on suicide. A lifetime of work down the drain because you had a bout of insomnia seems like such a waste.

 

 

Tilty, my definition of a good follow when it comes to a porn star, lots of filthy, candid photos. Not professionally done, but taken with her own phone, preferably with a dong in her somewhere, and covered in splooge. (Her, not her phone, clearly)

 

I agree on the pictures. Posed pics just don't do it for me. Candid pics they've taken in the mirror are way sexier.

[brvheart 1,752]

Oh, and I'm no expert but I don't think God looks kindly on suicide. A lifetime of work down the drain because you had a bout of insomnia seems like such a waste.

 

1) It's already been well established that due to you coming back, I no longer think god exists.

 

2) Good works have nothing to do with salvation. Dust off your Bible and read Ephesians 2:8-9.

 

3) Suicide is never condemned in the Bible. The "suicide is insta-hell" is a Catholic tradition rooted in nothing Biblical. Catholics believe that you must go to confession for the forgiveness of your sins, so if you commit suicide, you can't go to confession, thereby condemning yourself to hell. Of course we all know that the Bible says basically the exact opposite of that, so we can quickly dismiss Catholics as insane.

 

I John 1:9 But if we confess our sins to Him, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness.

I Timothy 2:5 For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus. (aka, not a priest)

[DJ Vu 176]

Shit, I didn't quote anything and I'm at the last post. Not sure what I'm supposed to do now.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

Dammit, Whiskers. I was hoping you'd be the spark to get this thread going today.

 

I really want to go home and watch the Ryder Cup.

 

Had a long talk with one of my BFF's about her boyfriend (also one of my good friends) about why he hasn't proposed yet and if he's looking hard enough for a job and why he hasn't moved up to Mpls with her yet. It was great, let me tell you.

 

That's about all I have to add.

[DJ Vu 176]

So why hasn't he proposed yet? Is it because he doesn't have a job and lives super far away from her?

[DJ Vu 176]

POLICE CHASE!

 

Edit: Live! Hurry!

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

i hope you subtly undermined him in an effort to place yourself in a position of trust and possible future sex. it's a tough world, look out for number one kid.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

DJ: Heh. Nailed it.

 

SA: Nah, I couldn't do my braj like that. Even though I think the best thing for them is to probably for them to break up and hopefully let him grow up a little. He's a bit of a spoiled outta control drunk who is prone to crying in the middle of the street over the stupidest shit when he's drunk.

 

Plus, I'm trying to get her on board with me and dave in breaking up her cousin and her bf.

 

Edit: dammit DJ. Fixed.

[DJ Vu 176]

Think that was one too many "to get her's."

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

yeah, one too many.

 

that's cool, i respect your loyalty. good luck with the cousin, i hope she domes you up.

[DJ Vu 176]

Break 'em all up!

 

Then you just take your pick.

 

Easy game.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

Me too, SA. Me too. Just saw her; flashed me a smile. Looking really good. Wish I had my Wednesday hair today. Dammit.

[DJ Vu 176]

Aw man, the car chase guy just gave up. Lame.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Domed up. I like it.

 

Napsy, just break them up. Do everyone a favor. Wait, did you say that he gets drunk and cries? Are you being literal? I have been around a LOT of drunk people and have yet to see a male, drunk cry.

 

Oh wait, maybe one, he's a singer/guitar player and a sensitive girl.

[DJ Vu 176]

Hey, did we ever ask why you were going to Atlanta or were we all just too honed in on why you can't figure out podcasts? Anyway, why are you in Atlanta?

[Napa Lite 3,278]

Super literal. Couple of times.

 

Once because we went to a road game and somebody told him they weren't smoking weed in the bathroom of the hotel and they were and he felt they betrayed his trust. He's not even against smoking pot. Just blacks out and gets pissed at stuff like that. Probably should see a therapist.

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

sounds like a real cool guy.

 

 

 

 

not.