I Called In Sick Today

[Tiltinagain 973]

While she does seem nice, she seems too nice. I need filth. Biel in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, when she changed, that was a body

She was pretty young there so theres the pedaphile angle?

I don't have to move or do any of that if I don't want to. the options are to be poor in KC or drive 1.5 hours per day. if I were to move and not get re-upped with this bank, I would almost certainly find something else in short order. between the three agencies that are/were looking for stuff for me to do, I was getting 2-3 calls per week about placement opportunities.

Got it. Just trying to clarify what the particulars are. Driving 45 mins each way isn't all that bad and even with gas prices would becheaper than the costs associated with moving I suppose. Good luck either way.

[brvheart 1,752]

Thank you for alerting me to not click on those links. While I do enjoy some sappy stuff if I happen on it organically, if it's fed to me as "watch this, it's sad" I just can't do it

Neither video is sad. Both are happy. Actually, both are quite joyful.

[InternetExplorer 2,609]

Got it. Just trying to clarify what the particulars are. Driving 45 mins each way isn't all that bad and even with gas prices would becheaper than the costs associated with moving I suppose. Good luck either way.

thank you. I'm not sure what I'm gonna do, honestly. I'll be working 7 days/week for a few months until the spring/summer flower sales rush is over, because if I'm living here, I'm getting recruited to help on weekends for my parents. and I'm itching to live on my own again. but rent is expensive as balls, and moving is the nut low. on the other hand, the stress and aggravation associated with driving. it's a lot of different stuff to weigh. wish I could set a dollar figure to it all and make some kind of super-spreadsheet.so many "HEY, IT'S AN EMERGENCY, WE NEED YOUR HELP NOW" phone calls this week. you thought I was starting days ago, why are you relying on me now? dumbest season ever, and it's all because of the weather.god damn, hot fuss is the greatest album ever.

[speedz99 145]

Perfect.

Ummm...yeah, that's, uh, thats basically it. My boss loves me because she knows I handle my biz' and she doesn't have to spend any time throwing attaboys at me to keep me happy like she does with a lot of other people. She obviously wishes I would stay but understands that I have goals that I can't really accomplish at my current job and is willing to help me any way she can to achieve them. Once I find out if I passed my test next week I'll probably have another meeting with her and explain exactly what I'm thinking and what advice she has and the like and go from there.

Wow. Good boss. Sorry shake.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Clearly you missed the herp talk. Apparently not perfect, for a snob like you. All anti disease, I know you.

[speedz99 145]

It's not like any of us will actually be penetrating any of these women, so what's the difference if she's all herped out? All herped up? Hmm. Out.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

In

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Way to piss on the hypothetical Doctor

[speedz99 145]

Of all the possibilities, "in" is the worst.

[Sickinfo2 291]

she's all herped out? All herped up? Hmm. Out.

Now my mind is using the above as lyrics to the kings all shook up....And yeah shakester... two years ago I caught a black snake just seconds away from munching the birdiesNow that you reminded me of it Ive been peeking out there every few minutes

[The Ocho 970]

I also love moms and retarded people, so I didn't stand a chance with either of those videos.

Explains why you have 14 kids.

And yeah shakester... two years ago I caught a black snake just seconds away from munching the birdies

I think I've seen that porno.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

Of all the possibilities, "in" is the worst.

No, not "herped in". I thought you meant you were out. I disagreed.

[gobears 0]

Phoebe Cates for sureKirsten Dunst surprised me in Melancholia - they looked much better than I thought they wouldHad to google Thora Birch but now I remember

[ShakeZuma 585]

god damn, hot fuss is the greatest album ever.

no

Of all the possibilities, "in" is the worst.

additional friction

Now that you reminded me of it Ive been peeking out there every few minutes

ever since I started finding all the "wildlife" in and around my house, it's been pretty ridiculous how vigilant I am with everywhere I step, put my hands, etc. my neighbors have to think I'm crazy since (among other things) every time I get into or out of my car, I scan the roof of my carport before going under it, then all under it before I get into the car, and then both again after I get out of the car later. same thing for my front porch. every corner, nook, and cranny, look at them all each time I'm out there. the god damned animals are mounting an offensive every day and we have to be prepared!also: I AM SO TIRED AND I WISH I COULD SLEEP LIKE A NORMAL PERSON JESUS CHRIST UGH

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

For speedz...shake...Ron...oh, hell, I'm pretty sure anyone can have a ride if they want...http://www.geekologie.com/2012/04/look-at-...urself-ukra.php

[iZuma 764]

I wish I knew if that were a video or not. anybody know how to make an iphone completely silent so that if you open an autoay video it doesn't have sound?

[Roll the Bones 74]

Phoebe Cates for sureKirsten Dunst surprised me in Melancholia - they looked much better than I thought they wouldHad to google Thora Birch but now I remember

How about Daenerys Targaryen aka Daenerys Stormborn or Dany is a POV character. Like her brother, she has silver hair and violet eyes and is one of the last members of the ancient Targaryen Dynasty, the former royal family of Westeros. Daenerys' pregnant mother and her brother Viserys Targaryen fled to the island fortress of Dragonstone, where I am really sorry strat and should have known better for posting about the beloved Bran, but it's okay because you will never make it that far. The books are intriguing if you like medieval soap operas. Read, The Name of the Wind instead and you'll thank me. Do watch the HBO series though because Daenerys is so ****ing hot and she has ***gons!

[DJ Vu 176]

additional friction

Haha

anybody know how to make an iphone completely silent so that if you open an autoay video it doesn't have sound?

You, uh, you don't know how to make your phone silent?

How about Daenerys Targaryen

She is ridiculously hot. I think her hottest moment in season 1 wasn't when she was naked though. It was when Khal Drogo was doing his big speech and getting all worked up and she was just watching him and getting all worked up herself if you know what I mean and her breasts were heaving and she had this look like oh my god I'm going to jump you right now and I was like yes jump me and...um...you know, that scene.

[The Ocho 970]

just did some googling. I think we may have found speedz dream girl.

[strategy 4]

yeah she's supposed to be like 13lots of characters in the show are supposed to be like 14-15 and look a good decade older

[DJ Vu 176]

yeah she's supposed to be like 13lots of characters in the show are supposed to be like 14-15 and look a good decade older

Brv, is this true?

4. Emilia Clarke is such an untalented actress that her only role in the show is to be eye candy for pedophiles.This pretty young girl unfortunately lacks the intellect or the sophistication to appear on prime time television. The producers seem to know this and require her to disrobe in every scene. Her gentle, undeveloped teenage body does not evoke womanhood, but the innocence of a lost child, alone on the side of a highway and ripe for the picking.You know, when I was reading the books, I pretty much just always imagined them older anyway.

[strategy 4]

You know, when I was reading the books, I pretty much just always imagined them older anyway.

curiously, hodor was perfectly cast in every way.

[iZuma 764]

you guys are fucking nerds

[DJ Vu 176]

you guys are fucking nerds

Game of Thrones is nothing but sex and violence and violent sex and sexy violence. Now, if I had said the Song of Ice and Fire series, then that would be nerdy.

[Tiltinagain 973]

Perfect.

I pretty much had you in mind when I posted that pic. From what you've said we basically have the same taste in women.So this morning I'm taking my daughter to school and theres a woman (late 20's probably) out walking. Tight, black leggings and a t-shirt accentuating a fantastic body. Then I looked up at her face as I passed her and.....meh. Not ugly but nothing special either.Got me thinking, if you had your choice between 2 women; One with a perfect body (whatever that means to you) and a meh faceand the other with an absolutely beautiful face but a meh body (whatever that means to you) which would you choose?