ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 well that's not a vicious cycle but yeah, that's pretty much how it started with me.I am being productive as a BITCH today! Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 well that's not a vicious cycle but yeah, that's pretty much how it started with me.I am being productive as a BITCH today!That's..... not very productive. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 today, I'm meeting with a temp firm that places people in accounting things. I don't know why I didn't just say no when they called me. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 oh wait, I think I know why I didn't say no. there is no possible way it could be worse than working at a greenhouse. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 There were three posts that I was going to respond to, but somebody already responded with almost exactly what I was going to say, so...If I didn't have to get up, I would stay in bed until it physically hurt to still be lying in bed. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 FREE mustard drizzle! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 But I do know what sex with two women at once is like.I bet it's awkward and confusing, or would be for me. So, just like regular sex, basically. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 The mustard drizzle is free! Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I'm getting too old for the threesome stuff....Last time after the women left I sat up in bed and soaked my feet in the wet spots Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 That phallic stuffed pizza is disgusting.Even with the free mustard drizzle. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I'm getting too old for the threesome stuff....Last time after the women left I sat up in bed and soaked my feet in the wet spotshahahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Jay-Z Nets.I don't think he had to pay anything for his ownership. They wanted him for the move to Brooklyn. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I don't think he had to pay anything for his ownership. They wanted him for the move to Brooklyn.Who do I have to give a hj to in order to get a Mad Ants Tshirt? Your roommate had one on in some picture he posted on twitter and I must have one. But not enough to pay for one. Enough to pay shipping though, if you hear what I'm saying :wink wink nudge nudge: Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I don't think he had to pay anything for his ownership. They wanted him for the move to Brooklyn.Wikipedia says $4.5m. I think he owns somewhere around 1% of the team. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Last time after the women left I sat up in bed and soaked my feet in the wet spotswoooow Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Be careful, Shake. Your crappy, overpriced Mac is in trouble:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17623422 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 no way bro, I only go to the finest hentai bestiality sites on the internet Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Who do I have to give a hj to in order to get a Mad Ants Tshirt? Your roommate had one on in some picture he posted on twitter and I must have one. But not enough to pay for one. Enough to pay shipping though, if you hear what I'm saying :wink wink nudge nudge:Give me your address and what size you want.And if we ever meet you owe me a hj. Link to post Share on other sites
iClint 61 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Give me your address and what size you want.And if we ever meet you owe me a hj.My man! Deal. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 That phallic stuffed pizza is disgusting.The involvement of a hot dog-ish thing doesn't necessarily make it phallic, you know.woooowYeahhhh.Shit, I forget what I've told you guys about. Did I mention the day I spent with a 65 pound pot bellied pig? It was in for a "day of beauty"...sedation, hoof trimming, ear and eye cleaning, bath, etc. Yeah, apparently the large animal hospital on campus doesn't make any money, so they'll take any appointment they can get. It seems crazy with some clients spending five figures, but I suppose there's a lot of hard costs involved. And now, a random overheard conversation:Classmate: That's a cute goat!Client: Jesus made him.The goat sleeps in bed with them. I have to say, it's a nice goat. The pig lives in the house and is litterbox trained, but I don't think it gets to sleep in the owners' bed. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 old fucking goat Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I made it through the entire 3 week rotation (although I'm technically on call all weekend) without making "heyyyy goat" jokes and other references to that old Adam Sandler sketch. Mostly because I knew nobody would get it...they're all too young. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Mostly because I knew nobody would get it.Didn't figure that would stop you. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 No way I could have done that. I think I would have said "You better KNOT, mention that again you cocksucker"and"Owww, fuck me in the goatass!" like 50 times each. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 could really go for some mustard drizzle right about now, but I'm a little short on money... Link to post Share on other sites
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