ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 The flu: I has it.I've been flirting with it since saturday. started getting a little bit of a scratchy throat on the way up to wv. didn't notice it once I started drinking (around 1 pm saturday) or once I had a massive hangover, but I started coughing at work yesterday and I've been getting the aches off and on. totally figured I was going to wake up this morning feeling awful but so far it hasn't progressed at all. guessing this has something to do with the fact that I'm active and strong, not lazy and weak (like yourself). but you go ahead and keep eating your grilled cheese hamburgers. (fatty). Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 I've been flirting with it since saturday. started getting a little bit of a scratchy throat on the way up to wv. didn't notice it once I started drinking (around 1 pm saturday) or once I had a massive hangover, but I started coughing at work yesterday and I've been getting the aches off and on. totally figured I was going to wake up this morning feeling awful but so far it hasn't progressed at all. guessing this has something to do with the fact that I'm active and strong, not lazy and weak (like yourself). but you go ahead and keep eating your grilled cheese hamburgers. (fatty).Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure that only one of us recently had sex with a girl who had the flu, so I would think that guy is inherently more likely to actually contract the disease. I'm talking about me. I'm the one who had the sex. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 eww speedz has an std Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 The flu: I has it.I'm here for you. Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 http://wtfpod.com/Marc Maron's latest podcast with Gallagher, which ends with Gallagher dropping the mic and storming out, is a great listen.EDIT - Holy shit. Gallagher's now on Twitter. A must follow. @RealGallagherLooks like something to do on my day off tomorrow. My faggot brothers want to close the plant.The fix was in and we all know it.One thing leads to another...Why can't it be everybody's way of taking things slowly?Some good stuff in here lately. Schrutebucks for all!**Not all. You know who you are.goddammit Angry Steve - all that talk about Mexican made me go out yesterday ; Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Ice here but south where I work is rain. If I go and get stuck I'm going to be pissed. Hate tis shit. Sorry, carry on Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Angry Steve - all that talk about Mexican made me go out yesterday ; Nice!Now I am hungry for Mexican food. Sadly I have in my lunchbox 3 little mini chicken salad sandwich's. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 When I start to feel a little sick I just say, "Fuck you (sickness)" and then I don't get sick. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 I'm going to go have some enchiladas right now, sick thread has inspired me. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 If you want to feel great, all you need is Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 If you want to feel great, all you need is That woman scares me. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 that is a great ad. loogie, can we expect some greatness like that from you soon? Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 that is a great ad. loogie, can we expect some greatness like that from you soon?No. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 The flu: I has it.Something to cheer you:Nice!Now I am hungry for Mexican food. Sadly I have in my lunchbox 3 little mini chicken salad sandwich's.My chunky soup is now depressing. I was enjoying it reasonably well until I saw his tasty Mexican food.sidenote: Kway-Kwee is how it looks in my head. I know that's wrong as there are no Us to go with the Qs. We're having a snow day here. Yay! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 No.then i'm very disappointed in you. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 then i'm very disappointed in you. SADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 so the robot can cry. clap. clap. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Genetics are fascinating. I have an aunt and an Uncle that are average looking, and they produced one dude that looks like a greek god, a girl who looks like a supermodel, and a retard. It's really all quite interesting.EDIT: damn you, Speedz. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Genetics are fascinating. I have an aunt and an Uncle that are average looking, and they produced one dude that looks like a greek god, a girl who looks like a supermodel, and a retard. It really all quite interesting.don't you mean god is fascinating? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 don't you mean god is fascinating?I love you SuitedAces21. I hope you have a good week.Also, I would never forget to capitalize God. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 I love you SuitedAces21. I hope you have a good week.Also, I would never forget to capitalize God.i won't lie, god is really doing work right now. this blizzard got me out of class today. i hope god doesnt take my capitalization personally, i dont capitalize anything, usually. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 well if I was flirting with being sick yesterday then I am fucking it straight in the ass today. I don't think it's the flu, just a regular cold, but god damn am I a major pussy about being sick. I HATE IT GOSH. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Proof that no good comes from flirting, and will most likely leave you miserable, sick and diseased. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Proof that no good comes from flirting, and will most likely leave you miserable, sick and diseased.Yeah, but ass-fucking. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Also, I would never forget to capitalize God.Or uncle!well if I was flirting with being sick yesterday then I am fucking it straight in the ass today. I don't think it's the flu, just a regular cold, but god damn am I a major pussy about being sick. I HATE IT GOSH....Yeah, but ass-fucking.I know, right? Link to post Share on other sites
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