I Called In Sick Today

[Southern Buddhist 1]

I think there might be some low grade lsd in my new vitamin supplement...

Clearly you need to take more vitamins, then.On a related note, has anyone here had salvia tea? I would prefer making a tea over smoking it, but have only the vaguest directions and no one with much direct experience, seeing as everyone young and dumb enough to be doing it loves bongs, and I don't.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

I would try to find out about that as soon as possible, because then you could line up some 3way action.

Call me!BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Let's just get that out of the way.I haven't been sleeping very well lately. Any other OTC pills not melatonin? That shit makes me feel awful.

[speedz99 145]

Let's just get that out of the way.I haven't been sleeping very well lately. Any other OTC pills not melatonin? That shit makes me feel awful.

Simply Sleep (tylenol pm minus the tylenol), or any sleeping pill containing Diphenhydramine HCl.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

Simply Sleep (tylenol pm minus the tylenol), or any sleeping pill containing Diphenhydramine HCl.

Um, thanks, I guess. I mean, I know I didn't explicitly say it, but that was really directed towards Shake. I'd rather have an economist's opinion rather than some book learn'ed wanna-be vet. You understand right? Ya, of course you do, you...you guy. Thanks though.Edit: Ok, college boy, another question. Anything to help with focus? Like how can you sit and study for those long days? Is it just an internal thing? In having trouble studying for the CPA for longer than an hour. Same through college, except then the shit wasn't nearly as challenging plus I wasn't worried about random drug testing so I might occasionally take an adderall.

[runthemover 39]

exercise

[Napa Lite 3,278]

Does that come in pill form?

[speedz99 145]

Edit: Ok, college boy, another question. Anything to help with focus? Like how can you sit and study for those long days? Is it just an internal thing? In having trouble studying for the CPA for longer than an hour. Same through college, except then the shit wasn't nearly as challenging plus I wasn't worried about random drug testing so I might occasionally take an adderall.

They test for adderall? Get a prescription and it won't matter if you come up positive.But, drugs aside, I'm not too sure what to tell you. I survive long days of studying by working with friends, even if we're just sitting in the same room, not necessarily talking about the material. That's probably not an option for you, though. Try making yourself a schedule, like for a Saturday:8am: get up9-11am: work on X11am-1pm: lunch, tv1-3pm: work on Y3-4pm: nap4-6pm: work on Z6pm-whenever: get drunkThat's a six hour study day for you. For really long days, add, "8pm-bedtime: review X,Y,Z." It seems obvious, but it really can help to know you have built-in breaks, and it keeps you from pushing off the study times until it's getting late in the day and the focus isn't there anymore.

[Roll the Bones 74]

exercise

and umm, diet.ha, just kidding. Get some adderol.

[Skeleton Jelly 2]

Big Ben then will have 3 Super Bowl rings, and be forever in the discussion of "great" quarterbacks, with lots of potential to get another ring and take the step into "all-time great" quarterbacks.

Last week I came across an old thread (2007) where GGW said Joe Montana > Tom Brady AINEC and speedz said you can't say it's not close and GGW replied with something to the effect of "talk to me when he has four Super Bowl wins and three Super Bowl MVP's and I was already mentally preparing to bump that thread in a few weeks.I used to think Big Ben was overrated as a QB, but now I think he's actually really good. I just studied with the TV on. It was like a bunch of tiny breaks in studying.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

Ya adderal shows up as an amephetamine on drug tests. I had a buddy almost not get a job because of it. They told him he had the job but had to take a piss test. Like 2 weeks later he hadn heard back and so he called them and found out he failed and after more digging found out it was because of that. So he had to get a copy of his prescription to show it was legit and he got the job. I told him I think that means you have a free pass to smoke meth, but he declined. I'm also not sure how easy it is to get a prescription for ADHD meds...probably pretty easy I guess. But do you just tellyour doctor "um I have trouble focusing or something...I think...I don't really know...you see last weeks episode of House?"Also, thanks guys for making me feel even worse about myself. Maybe with enough public shaming I'll finally stop being such a pos. Or maybe I'll kill myself. Who knows?!

[Tiltinagain 973]

Does anyone who has done the adult dating thing know the protocol for how long is normal before the first L-bomb is dropped?

It's always too soon.

Especially if she's already putting out.

TheseOtherwise, consult Wang.

[speedz99 145]

I used to think Big Ben was overrated as a QB, but now I think he's actually really good.

Still a douchebag and a rapist though.

I just studied with the TV on. It was like a bunch of tiny breaks in studying.

What the shit are you studying?(Meant to be read as: What the shit are you studying?)

[Skeleton Jelly 2]

Still a douchebag and a rapist though.

Meh.

What the shit are you studying?(Meant to be read as: What the shit are you studying?)

I probably should've said, "I simply studied with the TV on" or possibly "I studied with the TV on." I didn't mean to imply that I have recently studied anything.

[speedz99 145]

Speaking of false implications, where's Wang?

[Skeleton Jelly 2]

Speaking of false implications, where's Wang?

I have several theories, but none of them really seem like reasons for why he would stay away.So I'm going to blame mk.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

Clearly you need to take more vitamins, then.On a related note, has anyone here had salvia tea? I would prefer making a tea over smoking it, but have only the vaguest directions and no one with much direct experience, seeing as everyone young and dumb enough to be doing it loves bongs, and I don't.

http://www.erowid.org/plants/salvia/salvia_dose.shtml

[Roll the Bones 74]

I have several theories, but none of them really seem like reasons for why he would stay away.So I'm going to blame mk.

I'm blaming it on vagina and the football playoffs, not equally though.

[loogie 115]

Salvia tea doesn't make sense to me. When you smoke it, you can't even use a normal lighter. You need to use butane, because the drug has to burn at a higher temperature in order to properly work. The best way is through a bong with a butane, and you can take a bigger hit than normal, because the smoke is much more gentle than weed.It's a very interesting experience that you should try once. And only once. My first time trying it was incredible. It blew my mind. A couple years ago, my friends convinced me to do it again, and it was awful. I battled it the entire trip: 5 minutes.The more you know.

[hank213 1,823]

Meh.I probably should've said, "I simply studied with the TV on" or possibly "I studied with the TV on." I didn't mean to imply that I have recently studied anything.

"I don't always study; but when I do, the TV is on."

Salvia tea doesn't make sense to me. When you smoke it, you can't even use a normal lighter. You need to use butane, because the drug has to burn at a higher temperature in order to properly work. The best way is through a bong with a butane, and you can take a bigger hit than normal, because the smoke is much more gentle than weed.It's a very interesting experience that you should try once. And only once. My first time trying it was incredible. It blew my mind. A couple years ago, my friends convinced me to do it again, and it was awful. I battled it the entire trip: 5 minutes.The more you know.

You had negative waves. What was so bad about it? Were the interdimensional guides trying to gargle to make soup from your testicles?SB-The Joe Rogan forum has rather numerous and in depth salvia discussions.

[speedz99 145]

We're looking at dogs in reproductive pathophysiology today, and cats tomorrow. The lecturer is having a grand old time using "bitch" and "kitty porn" in his preview.Vet school humor!

[LadyGrey 6]

Okay guys help me out here, I need some advice. Recently a male friend of mine told me I ought to dress sexier if I want to meet hotter guys. Now, I don't think I dress particularly unsexy. I normally wear skintight jeans/leggings, and generally my clothes show my figure nicely. Apparently he doesn't think that is enough. Here is exactly what he said: "here's what i advise you to do. get yourself some of those slutty low rider jeans, and some of those little tight t shirts. you know the jeans i'm talking about? the tight ones that ride all low on the hips? get some of those jeans and some tight t shirts and put some makeup on and wear your hair all down like you do sometimes (it looks gorgeous that way) when you go out, and just pretend you're the sexiest thing on two legs."Well firstly, I think he is rude, and I always wear makeup so I don't know why he said that. Secondly, I had a bad haircut since he saw me so I don't even get to have gorgeous hair now which stinks. Thirdly, I don't like lowrise jeans because they give me muffin-tops and sink down at the back to show your buttcrack/underwear which I think is ugly and not classy.Anyway, most of the time I am happy to just wear what I like and fuck what other people think. But, I am worried that he has a point when it comes to what guys look for. Basically, if I go on a date I want to make a good impression and look attractive as possible. I don't want to look slutty, but I do want to look sexy.So, what do you guys think is best for a girl to wear on a first date*? Do you agree with my friend's suggestions?*p.s. the date would never be a formal situation e.g. dinner, only something casual like a coffee shop or a pub or something.

[Roll the Bones 74]

Okay guys help me out here, I need some advice. Recently a male friend of mine told me I ought to dress sexier if I want to meet hotter guys. Now, I don't think I dress particularly unsexy. I normally wear skintight jeans/leggings, and generally my clothes show my figure nicely. Apparently he doesn't think that is enough. Here is exactly what he said: "here's what i advise you to do. get yourself some of those slutty low rider jeans, and some of those little tight t shirts. you know the jeans i'm talking about? the tight ones that ride all low on the hips? get some of those jeans and some tight t shirts and put some makeup on and wear your hair all down like you do sometimes (it looks gorgeous that way) when you go out, and just pretend you're the sexiest thing on two legs."Well firstly, I think he is rude, and I always wear makeup so I don't know why he said that. Secondly, I had a bad haircut since he saw me so I don't even get to have gorgeous hair now which stinks. Thirdly, I don't like lowrise jeans because they give me muffin-tops and sink down at the back to show your buttcrack/underwear which I think is ugly and not classy.Anyway, most of the time I am happy to just wear what I like and fuck what other people think. But, I am worried that he has a point when it comes to what guys look for. Basically, if I go on a date I want to make a good impression and look attractive as possible. I don't want to look slutty, but I do want to look sexy.So, what do you guys think is best for a girl to wear on a first date? Do you agree with my friend's suggestions?

I suppose it depends on if you want to meet a nice guy or get banged.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

I don't know about your particular situation but in general I do find the "low-riders, tight tshirts, hair down, makeup on" look pretty sexy. Butt cracks too.

[LongLiveYorke 38]

Okay guys help me out here, I need some advice.

I'm the LAST person who should be giving advice on this topic, but I think your answer depends on what you're looking for. If you're looking to walk into a dive bar and have some mouth-breathing local gomer attempt to hit on you between wiping the drool off of his lip, then by all means listed to this doofus and skank yourself up a bit.If you're looking to attract a quality guy who, say, has a job and can read at a greater than 8th grade level, then just go with your natural lady instincts: dress well and classy to look nice and elegant. Real guys will be attracted to that.

[Skeleton Jelly 2]

I don't know about your particular situation but in general I do find the "low-riders, tight tshirts, hair down, makeup on" look pretty sexy. Butt cracks too.

I agree with this. Slut it up.