El Guapo 8 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 You know what makes me sad? That actress chick isn't even that hot. I wanted to post a picture of her, but her head is simply too big. Seriously, it dwarfs the rest of her being entirely.You banged BigD's sister? Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 You banged BigD's sister?I was going to say Helena Bonham Carter. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 You know what makes me sad? That actress chick isn't even that hot. I wanted to post a picture of her, but her head is simply too big. Seriously, it dwarfs the rest of her being entirely.So the girl just texted me that the key wouldn't turn in her new (used) car. I told her to twist the wheel while turning the key. It worked.Who's not a man NOW, assholes! HUH!I was going to say Helena Bonham Carter.Pretty sure that was digitally enhanced. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Pretty sure that was digitally enhanced.Or maybe it was every other role that was digitally enhanced. Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I could imagine these audio tracks being interesting, but after listening to a couple of them, I have determined that this guy is just horrible at this and should stop doing it.There's a certain level of "Oh my God, this is so horrible!" and also a sense of "How totally awesome is this!"Then after listening to some of the break ups, it is realized very quickly that this guy is an idiot. I'm thinking there are a few sickies in here that could do this job full time and quickly build a fan base for witty, merciless break ups. Possible radio/reality TV even. The sky is the limit. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 So the girl just texted me that the key wouldn't turn in her new (used) car. I told her to twist the wheel while turning the key. It worked.Who's not a man NOW, assholes! HUH!Well so much for that relationship. I can hear the wheels spinning in her mind right now."Hmmm, Mrs. Speedz...." Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Or maybe it was every other role that was digitally enhanced.Consider my mind: blown.Well so much for that relationship. I can hear the wheels spinning in her mind right now."Hmmm, Mrs. Speedz...."I mean, she's kind of a little hipster, which isn't really my thing... Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 My problem isn't typically fear of rejection, it's fear of acceptance followed by a fairly quick realization that I've made a huge mistake followed by weeks of faking it followed by a painful breakup. I mean, she's kind of a little hipster, which isn't really my thing...That was more than just fairly quickly. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 There's a certain level of "Oh my God, this is so horrible!" and also a sense of "How totally awesome is this!"Then after listening to some of the break ups, it is realized very quickly that this guy is an idiot. I'm thinking there are a few sickies in here that could do this job full time and quickly build a fan base for witty, merciless break ups. Possible radio/reality TV even. The sky is the limit.It reminded me of the old pyschoexigirlfriend website so I checked and though that was closed, there is a new one featuring the 50 something voicemails, and alot of other stories.http://psychoexgirlfriend.net/2009/02/ex-g...voicemails.html Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 But, but this was the post I was replying to when I made my predictions and nailed every single one:Hm. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 boy speedz and wang sure are being a bunch of bitc... I've been ignoring you for a while, but come on, man. What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't care that you're being a dick; I care that you're doing it just to be a dick. You're not being entertaining. You're not being funny. You're just... being a dick. For some reason, you have decided that I MUST BE STOPPED, and, to that end, you are acting like a total fucking asshole. If you want to be a dick, go ahead, just please -- for the love of God, man, please! -- step your game up a little. "Wang is a bitch" is probably the most tired "joke" in the thread, so can you just try to be more original in the future? Tampons? Be a man? Come on. You're so much better than that. What's really going on here, Mike? Because I refuse to believe that's the best you can do.oh.It sounds like vb's "friend" should have hundreds.I quite enjoyed the quotation marks here.My problem isn't typically fear of rejection, it's fear of acceptance followed by a fairly quick realization that I've made a huge mistake followed by weeks of faking it followed by a painful breakup.yeah I think I'm equal parts fear of rejection and fear of having to actually deal with a relationship. it's like, even if I can get past the possible rejection and on to the possibility that the girl might actually like me, I'll then start to think "wait, what do I do after this? am I going to have to actually date this girl?" and it all stops. but I'm pretty unattractive, so the second part doesn't come around much.So the girl just texted me that the key wouldn't turn in her new (used) car. I told her to twist the wheel while turning the key. It worked.Who's not a man NOW, assholes! HUH!you may be more of a man, but apparently you're dating someone with downs syndrome.I mean, she's kind of a little hipster, which isn't really my thing...but a downs syndrome having hipster... man, if you don't like her send her my way. that sounds hot. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I quite enjoyed the quotation marks here.OK I was't going to say anything, but now that you've drawn attention to it... I did not enjoy the quotation marks there. Reason: It implies that I had asked out a million girls and become a fearless casanova, but then attributed this story to someone else. That makes no sense. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 yeah I think I'm equal parts fear of rejection and fear of having to actually deal with a relationship. it's like, even if I can get past the possible rejection and on to the possibility that the girl might actually like me, I'll then start to think "wait, what do I do after this? am I going to have to actually date this girl?" and it all stops. but I'm pretty unattractive, so the second part doesn't come around much.You and me both, buddy.but a downs syndrome having hipster... man, if you don't like her send her my way. that sounds hot.Back off, she's perfect for me! But maybe a little short. You can have her. Back off! Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 OK I was't going to say anything, but now that you've drawn attention to it... I did not enjoy the quotation marks there. Reason: It implies that I had asked out a million girls and become a fearless casanova, but then attributed this story to someone else. That makes no sense.no, it doesn't. it implies you have a "friend" - if i wanted to imply that you were the friend in questions, i'd have said "vb's friend." or maybe you just don't want ElG to know how smooth you really are, in case he comes visiting again. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I thought it implied that vb doesn't really have any friends. As a joke. I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 oh, I thought it meant that jll was implying that it was vb doing the approaching of the women. who cares though, quotation marks are funny regardless.right "speedz?" Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 no, it doesn't. it implies you have a "friend" - if i wanted to imply that you were the friend in questions, i'd have said "vb's friend." or maybe you just don't want ElG to know how smooth you really are, in case he comes visiting again.I still don't get it. Note that I never said this guy was my friend, he was a guy I knew in grad school. I don't pretend to have friends. I thought it implied that vb doesn't really have any friends. As a joke. I guess.More like some kind of "joke". Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I still don't get it. Note that I never said this guy was my friend, he was a guy I knew in grad school. I don't pretend to have friends.oh. well, i'm a "good reader" Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 oh. well, i'm a "good reader"I'm pretty sure you mean you are "well read." Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 well I'm pretty sure you're all "complete" faggots. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 [Combo breaker] asians are just a superior race in general when it comes to gaming. And how.[/Combo breaker] Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 [Combo breaker]oh really? Cracked asked me to go undercover and infiltrate the insane culture of StarCraft because they said I would be "ideal" for the job. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 oh really? Cracked asked me to go undercover and infiltrate the insane culture of StarCraft because they said I would be "ideal" for the job. Maybe it's not a clean break, but at least she's only using it to show that she's quoting someone. Link to post Share on other sites
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