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1) I have professed my man crush on Beans and Wang for a long time. I was "ripping" no one.2) Cooking wild game like venison, elk, antelope etc... beyond med. rare is asking for boot leather. My assumtion is Beans knows thisso my comments were out of surprise to his mention of medium well. I would be more surprised if it wasn't just a drunken typo.3) Obviously you've never eaten any meat that wasn't prepared for you by a butcher, wrapped in plastic wrap and labeled so you knewwhether you were eating beef, pork or lamb. Pussy.4) Your constant references to Jeepster in replys to my posts, while possibly relevant, are lost on me.
Beans knows everything, you know nothing. That's number 1.I'm from Iowa, so you're assumptions that I've never eaten wild game is hilarious, especially considering that you made this assumption based on absolutely nothing. I didn't even really say anything in the post you responded to....and finally, it was Lady Grey that has been constantly bringing up Jeepster after your posts. I'm just recently catching up with her idea, and this was my very first mention of such things. However, do promise that it will be my last.
Attention: did anyone here make an Aaron Hernandez prop bet for last night's game? If so, where, and how was your wager graded?
Totally. I got him at -115 and I took the over since I was getting laid .87. Where did you get him Speedz?
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Totally. I got him at -115 and I took the over since I was getting laid .87. Where did you get him Speedz?
I got him at an eagle's breath, but only because my bookie laid boar's ear under the typical jackelope hyde. Goosfraba.
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FF8 was most certainly NOT 'coo'edit: fuck you speedz
I'm sure I have no idea to what either of these statements are pertaining.Edit: That's meant to be read in a british accent. Specifically, Wesley.
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Attention: did anyone here make an Aaron Hernandez prop bet for last night's game? If so, where, and how was your wager graded?
NE came out in a two TE set to start the game, I am 99.9% sure he startedEdit: Brady's first 2 passes went to Gronkowski and Crumpler. Maybe he didn't start... He had 2 targets in the 2nd quarter. If you still have action at an online book you could probably email them to make sure. Do you take player prop bets or were you refering to your FF line?
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I'm sure I have no idea to what either of these statements are pertaining.Edit: That's meant to be read in a british accent. Specifically, Wesley.
the color code you left visible before the edit was FF8C00. looks like peach.I think I used to have a few of those hex color codes memorized for writing HTML.
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On facebook, a girl in my class (that I barely know) had the following on her page:Girl: Go Steelers, don't fall to those Pats!Speedz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_AGirl: Whatever, at least our quarterback doesn't whine and yell at his teammates.Speedz: So you prefer "rapey" to "whiny" when looking at the personal characteristics of the quarterback you root for?Random Friend: TOUCHDOWN!She removed the whole conversation from her page. Sore loser.

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Are you seriously giving Beans advice on anything? I mean, we can probably ignore you ripping on Wang, but giving advice to Beans might give us flashbacks to Jeepster.
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Now I know why you never tell us any personal information about yourself.
Operation: Slink Back Into the Shadows commences...now.
Would you like to? No? Too bad.
I don't think Starbucks in Asia count.
I got him at an eagle's breath, but only because my bookie laid boar's ear under the typical jackelope hyde. Goosfraba.
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this is EXACTLY why I don't go out of my way to try new foods. I can't remember a mcrib ever stabbing me in the back like this.
I really need to try a mcrib. Is one enough for a meal? They look small.
I don't think Starbucks in Asia count.
What, because there are two asians in the picture it must be in asia?
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I really need to try a mcrib. Is one enough for a meal? They look small.
unless they are running the "extra sammich for a dollar" special I would recommend just the one to start. I can eat two and I am not an impressive eater. this is the third trip today. never again will I trust you, broccoli+chicken soup.
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