JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 places she needs to try:aladdin's cafeel mezcalfirst watchwheatfieldsfree stateindia palace (sweet $10 buffet from 11-2:15)la parillamad greekpepperjaxthai houseyello subzen zerowebsite she needs to get on her iphone:http://www.lawrence.com/I assume she has an iphone if she's from Chi and going to KU. fucking naperville kids.you forgot "my house" Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 you forgot "my house"I wish I still lived in lawrence. not for any leftysniece reasons. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Maybe you could give her some tips on what kind of course load will lead to a steady job upon graduation. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Maybe you could give her some tips on what kind of course load will lead to a steady job upon graduation. :wedon'tdothis:STEP 1: MAJOR IN USEFUL FIELDSTEP 2: GRADUATE IN NORMAL ECONOMIC TIMESSTEP 3: COVER LETTERSTEP 4: ?? Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 STEP 1: MAJOR IN USEFUL FIELDSTEP 2: GRADUATE IN NORMAL ECONOMIC TIMESSTEP 3: COVER LETTERSTEP 4: ??sorry, that felt too mean even as I was clicking add reply.Those seem less like steps and more like general ideas.Hey, would you be willing to live on Long Island? Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 :wedon'tdothis:lol Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 sorry, that felt too mean even as I was clicking add reply.Those seem less like steps and more like general ideas.Hey, would you be willing to live on Long Island?do I have to? Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 do I have to?No, but if I am going to get you an interview it is probably going to be for a position on Long Island. I can tell them you are above that if you want.Smiley faces are verboten, here? Even the one that rolls it's eyes? I love that one. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 No, but if I am going to get you an interview it is probably going to be for a position on Long Island. I can tell them you are above that if you want.Smiley faces are verboten, here? Even the one that rolls it's eyes? I love that one.no, I am not above anything. well, I am above 85suited and a host of other people in the politics forumbut not above living anywhere.the smilies have been banned here for a while, but a well-placed sad or happy face can garner some laugh mileage. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 no, I am not above anything. well, I am above 85suited and a host of other people in the politics forumbut not above living anywhere.the smilies have been banned here for a while, but a well-placed sad or happy face can garner some laugh mileage.Good to know. I really like the one that bangs his head against a brick wall, too.Yeah, the politics forum attracts some characters. I will let you know if I can work some magic. Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Yeah, the politics forum attracts some characters. I will let you know if I can work some magic.Will it be jew magic? I hear that's the best kind. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Looking at some craftsmen-esque houses (like sals house crafstmen, but better, like newer roofs) after work. Don't worry beans, still a couple months out from filling your inbox with "HALP OMG WHY WON'T THE WATER STOP :picture:" pm's. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Looking at some craftsmen-esque houses (like sals house crafstmen, but better, like newer roofs) after work. Don't worry beans, still a couple months out from filling your inbox with "HALP OMG WHY WON'T THE WATER STOP :picture:" pm's.He's all growned up! Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Will it be jew magic? I hear that's the best kind.It will and it is. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I don't know why I haven't seen this movie (I mean, besides that I've never heard of it until just now):5.The Dragon Lives AgainThe movies following Bruce Lee's death filled a void for fans robbed too soon of their hero, even if they were uniformly awful. So maybe some of them can be forgiven for the incredibly classy move of cashing in on his death by trotting out imitators such as Bruce Li, Bruce Le and Dragon Lee. But not all of them; not The Dragon Lives Again. Here's the first reason why: This movie isn't about an actor playing a "Bruce Lee" like role. This movie is about Bruce Lee--the actual guy, not a character he played--dying and going to hell.It begins with his corpse (played by Bruce Leung) getting a boner.Sure, it turns out that it's really just his nunchucks (happens to us all the time) and the intention is to make us laugh, but when you consider that the actual Bruce Lee only died a few years prior to The Dragon Lives Again, you've got to wonder if the most respectful way to honor his legacy is casket-boner jokes. Actually, you don't have to wonder about that at all.It quickly gets much, much worse. After showing up in Hell he goes to a bar and meets Popeye (you heard us), Clint Eastwood, James Bond and Kwai Chang Caine (David Carradine from Kung Fu--so now there's twice the sacrilege!).In the next scene, Bruce utters an apology to his wife Linda (Bruce Lee's real wife) for "play[ing] around just too much." A female character next to him excuses his behavior, saying "When a man's endowed like Bruce, the girls are bound to want him. He's got to have his fun, eh Bruce-e?"Yup, that's an adultery joke at the expense of the recently deceased. We'd say that's a dick move, but maybe Linda Lee got some much needed closure from that onscreen apology for her dead husband's never confirmed, rumored adultery, from a guy who sort of looks like Bruce in a movie made by people exploiting his name for money. We think that's the fourth step in grieving, right?The rest of this atrocity focuses on Bruce's time in the underworld, in which he outlaws gambling for some reason, and starts training everybody in the martial arts... including Popeye. Then he almost gets a blowjob from Emmanuelle, a softcore porn character from the 70s (sorry, Linda, looks like his previous apology wasn't even sincere!) For his last trick, Bruce beats up Dracula, James Bond, Clint Eastwood, the Exorcist and the Godfather. One threat to the King of the Underworld later and Bruce Lee's sent back to Earth. The Dragon lives again. Get it? The end.link Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 You see, Bruce Lee goes to hell, teaches Popeye martial arts, and then beats up the Godfather. Tell me you don't want to see this. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 You see, Bruce Lee goes to hell, teaches Popeye martial arts, and then beats up the Godfather. Tell me you don't want to see this.I like the phrase "casket-boner."MK: I'll take a look tonight and get something to you by Sunday afternoon at the latest Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I like the phrase "casket-boner." Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 I'm not sure if I ever posted this, but this is a video taken at my old poker room. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfURGo-TjDI Old black people. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 BEACH Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 BEACHI love those beaches with wifi. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Oh, hi, I'm back. Did I miss anything particularly interesting in the last week? Crossed two types off my "to do" list. "Bachelorette party" and "fake-looking blonde". Unfortunately, I also fell in love for an evening, and am now depressed. It was really a case of the perfect girl almost literally falling in my lap. We had a party bus for the evening (stripper pole included), and we managed to convince the bachelorette party to come on board with us. Of course, what they didn't realize was that we weren't on a pub crawl of Cleveland, we were about to head back to Akron (40 minutes away), and once they figured it out they weren't too pleased (except my girl, of course), so it was kind of a kidnapping...but that's beside the point. My girl, by sheer dumb luck had sat next to me, was the only single one in the group, had lived in Arizona for a few years, and pretty much melted into the pleather seat when I told her I'm in vet school. She loves...wait for it....wait for it...I think you know what's coming. Cats. Plus she was fun as hell, attractive, and let me do stuff to her (possibly out of pity or boredom, but who really cares). As I mentioned, I'm now depressed. Oh well. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 I'm now depressed. Oh well.May I suggest clicking the link I posted above? Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Serious Article:http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/ Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 "Is he fond of winking at people?"Oh ****. Link to post Share on other sites
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