Quacktastic 106 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Seriously, what is with these fathers? Your ONLY JOB IN LIFE at which you should try really, really, really hard to NOT fail is keeping your fucking daughter off the fucking pole. You can be a total fuckup at everything else, but ffs keep your daughter off the pole. FUCKDo you realize what would happen if all fathers did that?No fucking pole that's what. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 me tooYup.The other day I was driving around in the car with the family and there is someone on the side of the road doing something and my son goes, "hey look at that frickin guy". Then yesterday, again driving we are talking about him learning to swim and he says "Daddy, the other day when I was swimming, I went all the fricking way down to the other end of the pool..."I was laughing so hard I almost got into an accident. Not only is it hilarious to hear a 4 year old say "fricking", but for him to use it in the correct context is amazing. Now, unfortunately, I have to get him to stop saying it.We were on our way to this pizza place that has bounce houses, and games and such. Sorta of like a Chuckee Cheese but with lots of bounce houses and slides. Those things are tiring. I actually thought I really hurt my son bad last night. I had my daughter in my arms and we had climbed to the top of one of the slides and he wanted us to all slide down at the same time. I was going to go down back wards holding my daughter because I thought it would be safer (no chance at her legs getting caught under mine). It was about a 5-6 slide, not a huge one. Well as I was getting in position to slide he jumps on my shoulders and we topple down together and my shoulder lands right on his hip/side, like the front part of where your kidneys would be. He was screaming in pain and his side was all red and inflamed. Luckily he was fine and back at it a couple minutes later, but scary nonetheless. It was also pretty funny when he did steamrollers down the big slide. We spent $10 on tokens for ski ball and other crappy games to get $.07 worth of prizes from the won tickets. This may be where the Charter Membership idea was spawned. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I take some offense at...No you don't.I want to meet Mrs. Icewater.Ackbar! Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 We spent $10 on tokens for ski ball and other crappy games to get $.07 worth of prizes from the won tickets. This may be where the Charter Membership idea was spawned.I love skiball. I also love how those prize centers all have a few really nice prizes -- probably like an ipod nowadays but in my day it was walkman or boombox -- but the number of tickets required for this thing was like four orders of magnitude greater than any amount of tickets anyone had ever accumulated. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I love skiball. I also love how those prize centers all have a few really nice prizes -- probably like an ipod nowadays but in my day it was walkman or boombox -- but the number of tickets required for this thing was like four orders of magnitude greater than any amount of tickets anyone had ever accumulated.Thats why I stuck to pop-a-shot. Score 100 pts in 4 quarters, win a mini-basketball. Boom. Also, you have not lived until you have gambled seriously on a game of Golden Tee golf. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Thats why I stuck to pop-a-shot. Score 100 pts in 4 quarters, win a mini-basketball. Boom. Also, you have not lived until you have gambled seriously on a game of Golden Tee golf.Okay, Mr. Negreanu. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Seriously, what is with these fathers? Your ONLY JOB IN LIFE at which you should try really, really, really hard to NOT fail is keeping your fucking daughter off the fucking pole. You can be a total fuckup at everything else, but ffs keep your daughter off the pole. FUCKThank god for single moms, then. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Thank god for single moms, then.you said it, brother.--Sal Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Okay, Mr. Negreanu.Come on, we started doing that back in high school before I even knew what texas hold em was. I don't steal everything from DN. Tips on masculinity? maybe. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 still cheaper to pay for the couple hundred bucks of water than to get a real plumber out though. you know that though. rich bastard.Hi! We're having a little trouble with our pipes, and I was - uh, Fielding, Walter Fielding... Well, there's no reason why you should have heard of me... no, that's not a Jewish name... how much do I make a year? Well, how much do you make a year? Really?!... Yale, I went to Yale... [gets angry] Look, get out of my life, would ya! Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Hi! We're having a little trouble with our pipes, and I was - uh, Fielding, Walter Fielding... Well, there's no reason why you should have heard of me... no, that's not a Jewish name... how much do I make a year? Well, how much do you make a year? Really?!... Yale, I went to Yale... [gets angry] Look, get out of my life, would ya!such a great movie Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 AVE / OBP / SLG Bizzle - .200 / .385 / .200 brvheart - .348 / .506 / .348 CaneBrain - .167 / .394 / .167 Dawson Leery - .750 / .750 / .875 dna4ever - .000 / .000 / .000 DrawingDeadInDM - .000 / .250 / .000 El Guapo - .397 / .598 / .431 gobears - .200 / .400 / .200 Governator - .000 / .000 / .000 GrinderMJ - .200 / .200 / .200 hank213 - .455 / .500 / .455 IQCrash - .333 / .333 / .333 jeff_536 - .292 / .452 / .292 JoeyJoJo - .544 / .679 / .595 JubilantLankyLad - .524 / .600 / .540 king tanner - .000 / .000 / .000 LadyGrey - .588 / .696 / .647 loogie - .538 / .581 / .564 lvpro - .000 / .000 / .000 mk - .333 / .467 / .333 mrdannyg - .091 / .231 / .091 Naked Cowboy - .000 / .000 / .000 Napa Don - .206 / .400 / .206 Nikki N - .095 / .240 / .095 nutzbuster - .000 / .000 / .000 Poker Addict - .000 / .333 / .000 Poppy Hillis - .000 / .000 / .000 Quacktastic - .462 / .500 / .462 Randy Reed - .333 / .509 / .333 renaedawn - .000 / .333 / .000 Ron Mexico - .467 / .564 / .556 runthemover - .667 / .667 / 1.083 Sal Paradise - .491 / .534 / .509 SBriand - .167 / .286 / .167 Sickinfo2 - .737 / .756 / .947 silkyjonson - .500 / .500 / .500 speedz99 - .445 / .610 / .469 strategy - .321 / .491 / .346 SuitedAces21 - .407 / .515 / .407 Tactical Bear - .667 / .755 / .797 tell all the truth - .000 / .000 / .000 Theraflu - .150 / .393 / .150 timwakefield - .000 / .333 / .000 vbnautilus - .313 / .389 / .313 Voldemort - .000 / .045 / .000 zimmer4141 - .000 / .250 / .000 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 AVE / OBP / SLG JubilantLankyLad - .524 / .600 / .540 i don't understand what that means, but i'm going to go ahead and assume my numbers are optimal. feel free to work towards being me, everyone. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 i don't understand what that means, but i'm going to go ahead and assume my numbers are optimal. feel free to work towards being me, everyone.Entire Sick Thread - 0.409 / 0.536 / 0.443 Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 who the fuck does math anymore? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Entire Sick Thread - 0.409 / 0.536 / 0.443looks like everyone has some work to do Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I'm very disappointed in my all-star type line. I mean, I'm an all-star, but I'm no Dawson... that's for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I am the Esteban Germán of the sickie thread. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 DawsonHe only has eight posts since I started keeping track.I am the Esteban Germán of the sickie thread.You only had seven. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I am the Esteban Germán of the sickie thread.At least you put the bat on the ball. I think I'm pressing. Need to work on my mechanics. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I am the Esteban Germán of the sickie thread.We've been pretty similar across the board lately, it seems. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I like how almost all of the slugging percentages are lower than the on base percentages. We'd be an SP's nightmare. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I'm very disappointed in my all-star type line. I mean, I'm an all-star, but I'm no Dawson... that's for sure.You hitting over .075 has me questioning the entire process. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I like how almost all of the slugging percentages are lower than the on base percentages. We'd be an SP's nightmare.I see you conveniently glossed over runthemover yet again. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I see you conveniently glossed over runthemover yet again.I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to give you a strikeout on that one.He said "almost" and you glossed over beans, wang, and Dawson. Link to post Share on other sites
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