renaedawn 1 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Chris, sorry about the back still bothering you. I'm hanging at 168 for a while now and slowly gaining muscle and losing fat.I'm a little ways a way from where I want to be but actually the best shape of my life probably. I haven't missed a workoutin months (6 days a week) and that doesn't count bike riding a couple times a week as well. 27 more miles last Sunday and13 miles last night. I'm swithing up some exercises now from lots of weights to more endurance/agility/functional stuff. I want to get real lean which will make it easier to keep weight off.I only mention this above to let all the sickies know that despite all the weight challenges and stuff, this old guy is kicking your asses.First smart ass comment and I'm posting pics.Aww, whose kidding. I have pics to post. This old man also got his first tat.It's from Rush (of course) the Snakes and Arrows album.and it hurt like a beotch!!!!!!!!That's really cool, Randy! So what made you decide to get your first one now? I've heard that the back near your spine hurts a lot. But then again, who knows cause I heard people say the inside of your wrist hurts a lot too but I was surprised at how little it hurt, actually.I just got my first tat 2 months ago and it's music related too so we're like twinkies or something! :BFFsforlifesmilie: Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 waterworld really is a hell of a picture.You're missing out until you've seen the extended cut version that only showed on Sci-Fi channel or something and then got replayed on several cable channels. It was way better, even though the original is pretty great.I love how everyone talks about how it was the most expensive failure ever.... it's like how people still think that Dan Quayle is a idiot, even though his debate against Al Gore is available to watch online.Budget $175 millionGross revenue $264,218,220 Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 And when it comes down to it, isn't politeness what softball is really about?Totally. Erm...okay. I appreciate the politeness, though.Somehow I have ended up with around 20 insect bites on my legs, no idea where they came from. I checked my bed but didn't find any seeds. It itches so bad, hotdang it.Chiggers? If they have a tiny red spot in the center they are chiggers. I don't know if they have those in the UK, though. If they are chiggers, you can cover the bites with clear nail polish for about 24 hours. See, the chigger is in there. Cover the bump suffocates him.If it's mosquito, or spider I take 400 mg of Ibuprofen (anti inflammatory) and a Clairitin (or zyrtec, or benadryl if you're not allergic to diphenhydramine like I am) and then I used some hydrocortisone cream on the bite itself. GLSo, most of you knew me when I actually had something to say and had fun doing it. Well, those days are clearly over for me, but every once in a while, I come back with vengeance.I posted those pics of those young, hot, big busted girls making out with each other a couple of weeks ago. Well, my friends went back to the same bar on Thursday and low and behold, those girls were there. They kept walking by my friend until he finally said "Ya know, I think I have pics of you two making out on my phone." They, being great sports, started talking to my friends. He of course suggested that they do it again and send my a pic of them making out again. It never got that far but the smaller, dark haired one was asking about me, where I was, how funny I was and all of that. Well, then she did the best thing ever, I think. She asked my buddy if I was actually gay. See, I break out a lot of the gay humor, do the voice, comment on her shoes, outfit, etc. Now, mind you, I do it so well sometimes, I forget that I'm talking to a hot chick and ultimately cockblocking myself. Now, if I were my friend, I would've said "of course he's gay" but he didn't. He told them I was straight and then she asked if I was married, what's my story. Hmmmmm. Looks like I'll be using that phone number of hers after all. Score (reason she may have asked all of that, in hindsight, I sent her a message on Facebook and my profile says I'm married to a guy, and that I'm into guys, girls, everything, although I'm not sure she got it because she never responded)Also, I have a new ladyfriend from out of town, who is very sexual, very cool and real easy to talk to. Also, part two, I turned down sex on Tuesday from an old standby. Back pain aside, it's been an ok week.congrats to Chrinestone and Hank on promotions, etccongrats to Sal on the beach and the car troubles and sink leak. Come to FLORIDA YOU PIECE OF SHITcarry onNow call this girl, invite her over and demonstrate your oral prowess on her girl parts. Then put it to her in a gruff and manly way. That will convince her of your heterosexuality. I'm not sure it will help you to convince yourself, though. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Aww, whose kidding. I have pics to post. This old man also got his first tat.It's from Rush (of course) the Snakes and Arrows album.and it hurt like a beotch!!!!!!!!Congrats on your first. They are addictive. I have five now (two of which I got when Ren got her first two in Vegas). One of mine in has a music AND a literature reference so I win. she didn't want to bang and was a very generous girl. Just for the record, her orgasm count was higher than mine.Good job, Mex. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 You're missing out until you've seen the extended cut version that only showed on Sci-Fi channel or something and then got replayed on several cable channels. It was way better, even though the original is pretty great.I love how everyone talks about how it was the most expensive failure ever.... it's like how people still think that Dan Quayle is a idiot, even though his debate against Al Gore is available to watch online.Budget $175 millionGross revenue $264,218,220too subtle i guess. waterworld sucks. costner sucks. AND YOU SUCK. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 too subtle i guess. waterworld sucks. costner sucks. AND YOU SUCK.It wasn't too subtle. Maybe I was? Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Okay, I shouldn't be telling this story, but it's too funny not to. So the African American girl I took out last night is named Nichole. When I met her up at the bar:Nichole: "Hey."Wang: "Hey Nicker."Nichole: "..."Wang: "I said NICK-er." Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 It's wasn't too subtle. Maybe I was?classic brvhrt. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Okay, I shouldn't be telling this story, but it's too funny not to. So the African American girl I took out last night is named Nichole. When I met her up at the bar:Nichole: "Hey."Wang: "Hey Nicker."Nichole: "..."Wang: "I said NICK-er."no no ron, allow me:nope. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 no no ron, allow me:nope.ty Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Herro.Don't tell everyone else, but you are the actual reason I decided to read the thread. Your kitty tales have a je ne sais quoi I cannot get anywhere else.I had such a plan. Don't drink, save moneyWelll, I got bombed last night, spent $120 bucks, maybe a tad more, got home at 3am. I suck, so hardso, I'll try again, starrrrtiiiiiiing NOWno waitNOWI like you, sometimes. Oddly, I hate everyone I've ever met who is anything like you. I tihnk the difference is, I genuinely believe you couldn't give a rats ass whether I like you or not. This seems to be your redeeming quality.no no ron, allow me:nope.I was going to ask what this guy's story is and sound all cool and vet-like and judgmental. I now see he is Hobbes, secretly returned. I like him.I am in a very judgemental mood apparently.My day was spent working the information desk at the World Canoe Championships. 80 countries, staying in our local university's dorms. Pretty funny actually. The British look like they are ready to strangle someone, staying in tiny dorm rooms, eating horrible dorm food. South Africans are the nicest people in history, and they all have the vocabulary of university professors. Venezualans are unfriendly. I escorted 17 Brazilians to their rooms today, half of them are handicapped (there is a handicap division.) I feel like there has to be a joke in there somewhere. I have never seen smiles as big in my life - they thought they were staying 4 to a room, only to find they actually all had their own rooms. I'm pretty sure there are 3-bedroom apartments in Sao Paulo as big as these tiny dorm rooms. The included all-you-can-eat meals were hilarious. Each one had like 6 plates and didn't leave a scrap. They liked me until they asked about soccer and the first player I mentioned was Ronaldo. Apparently he got fat and plays in France.That's my day. And no, I will not be posting regularly, or probably at all after this week. Sorry you all have to miss out on stories like that.That's a lie, I'll be in here once in a while. Still really really boring though. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I like you, sometimes. Oddly, I hate everyone I've ever met who is anything like you. I tihnk the difference is, I genuinely believe you couldn't give a rats ass whether I like you or not. This seems to be your redeeming quality.I was planning on just ignoring you until you went away, but this post was just too much too ignore.I couldn't give a fuck less what you think of me. When are you going away again? This time, try staying away.jerkoff Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 From: David ThorneDate: Thursday 9 April 2009 10.18amTo: Jeff PetersSubject: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal DueDear JeffDo I get free shipping with that?Regards, David.From: David ThorneDate: Thursday 9 April 2009 2.26pmTo: Jeff PetersSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal DueDear JeffBy the power of Greyskull that is a lot of money but I admit to being in desperate need of increasing my body strength. My ten year old child often turns the taps off in the bathroom very tightly and I have to go several days without washing.I feel bad constantly having to ask the lady from next door to come over and loosen them for me, what with her arthritis and limited wheelchair access to my apartment. To be honest, I originally joined your gym with full intentions of attending every few days but after waiting in vain for someone to offer me steroids, I began to suspect this was not going to happen and the realisation that I may have to exercise instead was, quite frankly, horrifying.My aversion to work, along with the fact one of your employees, Justin, was rather rude, telling me to 'lift this', ''push that' dulled my initial enthusiasm of becoming muscular and I stopped attending.Regards, David.I laughed.My brother is a personal trainer. He is a useless sack of shit. He really does just yell "push" and "jump" and thinks he is awesome for making $30-35 per hour. I hate to tell him that is a shitty wage when he is a contractor and has to take all the taxes off of it, has no insurance, pension, etc, and has to provide his own transportation for several hours a way.p.s. I am the only one of my siblings not currently living at home. All 3 make at least $50/grand per year and two are in serious relationships. losers. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I was planning on just ignoring you until you went away, but this post was just too much too ignore.I couldn't give a fuck less what you think of me. When are you going away again? This time, try staying away.jerkoffThat was not very convincing. I am now less sure you care what people think. I mean, you don't give a shit about me of course, because who the **** am I? But people in general may be a different story.p.s. I had no plans on discussing this in my return here. If i was that terrible at life I would kill myself. I still think you are e-awesome. Definitely in the top 5 e-awesome FCP'ers. I'd rank myself in the mid 300's.Since I don't want to get e-ignored by being boring, I should mention I have two cats now. They are awesomely cute. One of them has been pouncing on a ray of sunlight for 45 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
Quacktastic 106 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I was going to ask what this guy's story is and sound all cool and vet-like and judgmental. I now see he is Hobbes, secretly returned. I like him.Your detective skills are impeccable.Edit: What a meltdown by Harrington. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Since I don't want to get e-ignored by being boring, I should mention I have two cats now. They are awesomely cute. One of them has been pouncing on a ray of sunlight for 45 minutes.At least half of the people here don't give a fuck about cats. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 UFC 101 tonightWent to the show last night, first two fights were very good, then a whole bunch of mediocrity until the co-main events. Very impressive performance by Anderson. Then I walked 4 miles back to the hotel because the cab situation in Philly is the opposite of good. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Went to the show last night, first two fights were very good, then a whole bunch of mediocrity until the co-main events. Very impressive performance by Anderson. Then I walked 4 miles back to the hotel because the cab situation in Philly is the opposite of good.that's hilarious. Thats a long friggin walk.Do you mean the first two fights on the under card to two fights starting with the Pelligrino fight?Yeah, you could just tell right away that Griffin was in big trouble Especially when Silva knocked him down the tried to help him up. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Went to the show last night, first two fights were very good, then a whole bunch of mediocrity until the co-main events. Very impressive performance by Anderson. Then I walked 4 miles back to the hotel because the cab situation in Philly is the opposite of good.cab situation is horrendous but you could have just taken the orange line subway. pretty easy to get anywhere from the orange line. but, yeah, they do a horrible job of getting cabs down to the stadium area. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Went to the show last night, first two fights were very good, then a whole bunch of mediocrity until the co-main events. Very impressive performance by Anderson. Then I walked 4 miles back to the hotel because the cab situation in Philly is the opposite of good.The Irish guys at the dorm saw an ad for a bar advertising the UFC on. They thought the actual UFC fight was taking place at the local university bar. Apparently everyone in Europe is a bunch of retards. Sadly, I didn't have the guys to tell a group of 35 drunk Irish and British kayakers that they were morons and the bar was advertising a TV broadcast. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 The Irish guys at the dorm saw an ad for a bar advertising the UFC on. They thought the actual UFC fight was taking place at the local university bar. Apparently everyone in Europe is a bunch of retards. Sadly, I didn't have the guys to tell a group of 35 drunk Irish and British kayakers that they were morons and the bar was advertising a TV broadcast.why does everyone hate you? Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 why does everyone hate you?I feel like a brvhrt response here would do a lot of good. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I feel like a brvhrt response here would do a lot of good.It might involve Jesus. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I feel like a brvhrt response here would do a lot of good. It might involve Jesus.these were of little help to me. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I made me some fresh salsa this evening with some jalapenos my mom grew and some fresh tomatoes I got on the way back from the beach. my mom told me that the peppers weren't really hot at all, so I just dug right in and chopped up 4 of them whole and put them in the salsa. did not work out so well.the salsa's actually pretty good, although pretty damn spicy, but jesus, my fingers are still burning 3 hours later after cutting those things. I'm pretty worried about falling asleep and having one of my eyes itch and then scratching it without thinking about it. that would/is gonna suck. Link to post Share on other sites
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