SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 well you better quickly familiarize yourself with the terminology for all sorts of pervesions and depravity if you wanna be my lawyer, bub.we'll call that a half hour. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Not sure if any of ya'll were planning on taking kids/nephews/nieces/dates (i'm looking at you, Sal) to see Disney's UP, but don't bother unless they're at least 10 or 11. A very grownup, complicated storyline for anyone younger. My 6 year old, who's pretty smart for his age, didn't understand a lot of it. Even my 9 year old struggled with parts.As far as the 3D effects go, they were spectacular. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 What the eff is going on? I'm not taking any supplements, either. No pills or drugs.I've had this happen twice. Once when I was quitting the hard stuff and was put on anti-depressants so I wouldn't toss a toaster in the bathtub, and once out of the blue a few months ago.Both times it went away in about a week. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I've had this happen twice. Once when I was quitting the hard stuff and was put on anti-depressants so I wouldn't toss a toaster in the bathtub, and once out of the blue a few months ago.Both times it went away in about a week.you must have been pretty tired by then. impressive endurance, though. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 CC no-no through 4.Just trying to jinx it early. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Yes the medical term for this syndrome is referred to as Homosexuality.I haven't caught up in like 2 weeks but I'm really glad I decided to read this last page. So awsesome.*Edit - Last page before htis last page.Something.Did i mention I'm drunk and I have a vagina so I should toatlly be given a pass for that last thing making no sense? So yeah that. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 geez, i'm so friggin' busy anymore it sucks.I was stuck in traffic for 2 1/2 hours on the xpressway yesterday due to a wreck and actually enjoyed it.My dad is doing okay in the nursing home, well given that he doesn't know it's a nursing home I guess. Been kinda crazy dealing with that but he's still asking for beer and cigs so he's got that going for him though any hope of him beingable to regain swallowing ability is looking very slim. I'm trying to convince him of the benefits of things like catheters, feeding tubes and depends. It canmake for a pretty lazy and simple lifestyle if you think about it?Well, I got up early (6:30) to get the bikes ready for our big ride this morning.The plan was to go to downtown Dayton and ride the trail around the Great MiamiRiver for about 15 miles. By the time Deb got up and I got her coffee and readyit was 9:30, ugh. Got there at 10. Rode a few miles only to find all this constructionhad the path closed down both ways. There was a northern option that lasted a couple miles until we hit the black neighborhood and Deb has an apparant naturalfear of them in parks on Sunday morning so we turned around.We don't have time to go anywhere else since we are heading to Summerfair in Cinti which is a huge arts and crafts festival at Coney Island on the river. (It's ourConey Island not New Yorks) This is where I am surprising her with the hand blown glass lilly so I hope that goes well. She also is kinda mad since I didn't want to go anywhere elseand ride this morning. She wants to go to the festival but doesn't understand the rush I guess.I was hoping to see dad before the festival and it's 11:30 now and it's an hour away (both). Well, she should be ready to go in another half hour (crossing fingers). Hopefully this goes well and we can get home by evening and take a cruise then.So obviously if you read this you realize I am bored shitless waiting for her. Sorry.Boobs! Beer! Sprots!I know it was a typo but I like it.SPROTS! Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 not so busy you didn't have time to type that out. HmmmmmOk, so, I'm going back on my diet and workout program starting at 5am tomorrow. Ugghh. But I miss it and I have to do it. I'm going to concentrate hard on cardio, abs, leg strengthening (for my knees) and diet. Lots of bike, elliptical, stuff like that. I need more energy, and sitting around watching tv isn't conducive to having more energy. I'd like to take some sort of supplement to help with burning fat, etc, but I'm not sure what that would be. At some point, I'll need to do some research. I just know that I have to get my diet in check. I also intend to work out every day in June until June 12. And maybe even then, but I know I'll be going out on June 11th after work and getting drunk for my birthday. Yay. But, I did take that Friday and Monday off so I think I should be able to keep it rolling. It's just that, getting up at 5am is so tough for me because I can't really get to sleep before midnight anymore, and I'm not functioning at optimal speed on 5hours sleep. Not to mention that it takes my body a little while to warm up in the morning due to the knee surgeries and stuff. Oh well, gotta do it. I haven't been good with wanting to go after work. Another problem I have, especially tonight, is I told this girl that I'd come over her house at 8pm. That means I'll be there till at least midnight, creating 4 hours sleep for my first night back. Not smart, but I need some female touchy. Oh, and I still want to do some boxing/MMA training. Better lose some weight and get my knees in shape first.I pretty much typed all of this just for me, so sorry if you read it. Where has LeftyJeff been? Is he broken up about Philly's wife's tits? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Remember the guy who emailed a picture of a spider to pay his bills? From: David ThorneDate: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16amTo: Helen BaileySubject: Pets in the buildingDear Helen,Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.Regards, David.From: Helen BaileyDate: Thursday 21 May 2009 11.18amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Pets in the buildingHello DavidI have received your email and wish to remind you that the strata agreement states that no animals are allowed in the building regardless of if your apartment is soundproof. How many dogs do you have at the premises?HelenFrom: David ThorneDate: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pmTo: Helen BaileySubject: Re: Re: Pets in the buildingDear Helen,Currently I only have eight dogs but one is expecting puppies and I am very excited by this. I am hoping for a litter of at least ten as this is the number required to participate in dog sled racing. I have read every Jack London novel in preparation and have constructed my own sled from timber I borrowed from the construction site across the road during the night. I have devised a plan which I feel will ensure me taking first place in the next national dog sled championships. For the first year of the puppies life I intend to say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together. I have estimated that the soundproofing of my apartment should block out at least sixty percent of the noise and the dogs will learn to associate the word mush with great fear so when I yell it on race day, the panic and released adrenaline will spur them on to being winners. I am so confident of this being a foolproof plan that I intend to sell all my furniture the day before the race and bet the proceeds on coming first place.Regards, David.From: Helen BaileyDate: Friday 22 May 2009 9.43amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the buildingDavid, I am unsure what to make of your email. Do you have pets in the apartment or not?HelenFrom: David ThorneDate: Friday 22 May 2009 11.27amTo: Helen BaileySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the buildingDear Helen,No. I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.Regards, David.From: Helen BaileyDate: Friday 22 May 2009 1.46pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the buildingHello DavidYou cannot play sounds of dogs or any noise at a volume that disturbs others. I am sure you can appreciate that these rules are for the benefit of all residents of the building. Fish are fine. You cannot have ducks in the apartment though. If it was small birds that would be ok.HelenFrom: David ThorneDate: Friday 22 May 2009 2.18pmTo: Helen BaileySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the buildingDear Helen,They are very small ducks.Regards, David.From: Helen BaileyDate: Friday 22 May 2009 4.06pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the buildingDavid, under section 4 of the strata residency agreement it states that you cannot have pets. You agreed to these rules when you signed the forms. These rules are set out to benefit everyone in the building including yourself. Do you have a telephone number I can call you on to discuss?HelenFrom: David ThorneDate: Friday 22 May 2009 5.02pmTo: Helen BaileySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the buildingDear Helen,The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway. .Regards, David.From: Helen BaileyDate: Monday 25 May 2009 9.22amTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the buildingDavid, I am just going to write on the forms that we have investigated and you do not have any pets.Helen Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 . I need more energy, and sitting around watching tv isn't conducive to having more energy. I'd like to take some sort of supplement to help with burning fat, etc, but I'm not sure what that would be.I was thinking about trying this:http://www.completenutrition.com/SNProduct.php?prod_id=92 Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 didn't even know this song existed cause I didn't get the deluxe edition. downloading now and I'm VERY EXCITED. I do love me some weezer, but man can they ever be hit or miss.Joo like? Yes? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I was thinking about trying this:http://www.completenutrition.com/SNProduct.php?prod_id=92 Mmmmm steroids. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Joo like? Yes?Speaking of...where has speedz been? My roommates and I are considering getting a pup. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Joo like? Yes?yes yes, I like a very much. you have more of zee juice weezer?I'm at the beach. it's 94 degrees. fuuuuuck yeah. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Moved into my new place this weekend, I'll be here for a month or so before I move home, then to my permanent place in August. Did I mention the fact that my two buddies and I are now living with two girls...a 21 year old and a 23 year old. Both have great bodies (skinny enough for me, curvy enough for regular humans) and are reasonably attractive. Of course, I'm sure I'll get nothing out of it, but it's fun anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I'll chip in forty bucks for the toilet cam. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I'll chip in forty bucks for the toilet cam.We're at eighty. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Moved into my new place this weekend, I'll be here for a month or so before I move home, then to my permanent place in August. Did I mention the fact that my two buddies and I are now living with two girls...a 21 year old and a 23 year old. Both have great bodies (skinny enough for me, curvy enough for regular humans) and are reasonably attractive. Of course, I'm sure I'll get nothing out of it, but it's fun anyway."Oh! I'm terribly sorry, I didn't realize anyone was in the shower." :leerface: Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 then to my permanent place in August.You are gonna invite me down for Slope Day next year, right? Link to post Share on other sites
therrinn 0 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Moved into my new place this weekend, I'll be here for a month or so before I move home, then to my permanent place in August. Did I mention the fact that my two buddies and I are now living with two girls...a 21 year old and a 23 year old. Both have great bodies (skinny enough for me, curvy enough for regular humans) and are reasonably attractive. Of course, I'm sure I'll get nothing out of it, but it's fun anyway.Are you still in Chicago...? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 You are gonna invite me down for Slope Day next year, right?The have a day just for the Asians? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Moved into my new place this weekend, I'll be here for a month or so before I move home, then to my permanent place in August. Did I mention the fact that my two buddies and I are now living with two girls...a 21 year old and a 23 year old. Both have great bodies (skinny enough for me, curvy enough for regular humans) and are reasonably attractive. Of course, I'm sure I'll get nothing out of it, but it's fun anyway.5 people in one place? Wow, did you convert to Haitianism?We're at eighty.$120You are gonna invite me down for Slope Day next year, right?UmmmThe have a day just for the Asians?DammitGuess its an old white guy derogatory term Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Guess its an old white guy derogatory termMust be from us guys who fought them in Korea. Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 The have a day just for the Asians? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slope_Day Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 5 people in one place? Wow, did you convert to Haitianism?I've seen 10 haitians living in a 2 bedroom apartment with 10 bags of rice, I don't know how they do it. Link to post Share on other sites
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