I Called In Sick Today

[Sal Paradise 57]

Beanz you around?The shower tap just broke. It was leaking so I went to tighten it. it then spun around and turned on. I kept turning it and now it's mostly off but it"s still leaking quite a bit. I could call the agent but they won't come today and I want to have a shower.thanks

I'm on flexoril's s I don't know why I respnded to this

I am so angry right now. I was told that a parent of an autistic child had a myspace page, and she was Bi. I thought it was all rumors of course, however I did a little research tonight, if it was true it wouldn't take me long to find out. How many bi women with 4 kids are there in a town of 7000? I indeed, did find her:http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...endID=425204914This poor kid comes to school in basically the same clothes every damn day. He curls up into a ball and cries uncontrollably time and time again. I'm in a bit of disbelief how a woman can do this when her children are in dire need of help.

same with the flexorils, but I'm assuming I woluld do this woman

OH YEAH.

I think I quoted this to say that this is exactly the kind of girls I like. a whore with a little bit extra whore.

About to head out to a Rubix Cube party.

I mean who the fuck hasn't said this before.

[Dawson Leery 12]

That above reminds me of a few other obsessive compulsive-ish traits I have:- When I go to the casino to play poker, I always get on the list, go the bathroom, start washing my hands in the first sink (the sinks have the automatic faucet and soap dispensers) where the soap dispenser always ends up going crazy and just constantly spits out soap while the water faucet barely works, I switch midwash to the middle sink and finish washing my hands there where the faucet runs for a reasonable time and the soap dispenser doesn't go crazy. I then wave my hands in front of the paper towel dispenser and then the other one, grab both towels and dry my hands. I was telling a friend this and he asked me why I wash my hands before playing and I said, "Because I don't to spread my germs onto the chips. The chips are super dirty as it is." "Yeah, I know, so why are you washing them when they are going to get instantly dirty again. I think you'd be better off washing your hands after you're done playing." For some reason I never thought of that, and still forget to wash my hands ~50% of the time afterwards, but I never miss a pre-session hand wash.- Whenever I get a new cd, or movie, I listen(watch) it exclusively for anywhere from one week to a month before listening to anything else. And then I won't watch it for months or years. Unless it sucks, than I just never watch it again. Or if it's really good, it goes into my rotation for those periods when I'm not stuck on a certain album. For example, I have over 300 movies, have probably only seen about 200 of them, but I only watch about five or six movies more than once. And I watch them to ad nauseum to most people, but not for me. I just looked at my itunes library and of the 2,000 songs I have, these are the count of the top 50 most played songs. Notice how there are about twenty songs that I play repetitively. Update: I've listened to the same song about seven times so far while making this post. 61 46 46 46 43 42 42 41 40 40 40 39 39 38 38 38 38 38 38 38 37 37 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 35 35 35 35 33 33 32 32 24 11 10 9 9 9 9 8 8 8 8 8 8 7 7 7- When I go golfing I have to start out each round with a brand new ball or very close to it (I used to have to have a brand new ball at the start of every round, but I realized this gets very expensive very quickly) and every hole I have to use a new tee. My friends love playing with me because they always get a couple of free tees out of it because I usually don't break them. I am a habitual ball cleaner (te hehe) while playing. And on tee boxes where I use an iron I always break the tee in half, but I think that might just be because I use long tees and sometimes it's hard to get them all the way into the ground for an iron shot. - I know I've mentioned about how I don't like my food touching and how cookies and milk is super gross. - Being late to anything (or if other people are late to a set meeting time) stresses me out to the point where I almost have an anxiety attack; even if I'm going to be just a few minutes late. This often leads to me being ridiculously early to things. Or in the case of classes, if I'm going to be even two minutes late, I just skip the class because it's almost horrifying for me to walk in late. I had a class with a friend last semester who is habitually late to things and countless times I had an uneasy feeling in my stomach when he was late for class because I thought it was going to reflect poorly on me for some reason. Quite a few times in grade/high school I would fake sick and stay home from school because I didn't get all my homework done and didn't want to turn in an assignment that wasn't complete. - I have all of my assignments/notes arranged by date/test relevance/class from third grade on to up until last semester when I threw away the power points for two classes that are nowhere close to relevant to my career and I had taken no notes on them because I never went to class and there were no assignments for the class. Otherwise, I keep pretty much everything. My desk is either super organized or super messy but I always know where everything that I need is on it. - I'm really good at procrastinating. I've never had a late assignment¹, but I put off most things until the last possible moment that I can. For example, I have a memo to write and a midterm at 5 pm today that even though I've been up all night, I have yet to start writing or studying. But I know I will nail the memo because it's not an English class, my prof is kind of dumb (she is a woman) and doesn't like grading things, and I know I have a real good short term memory so I will be able to just study for the test for a few hours and be good to go. The memo will probably take me about two hours to write and probably about four to five to study for the test, and so I know I will get it done, but I am still worrying about it. And it's not because I haven't had time to do this. I had nothing important this weekend, but instead spent my nights drinking and my days hungover so I didn't get anything done. I definitely had time to do it during the day, but didn't. And then I should have been doing it tonight, but instead I was studying some poker stuff/making a useless, but hilarious, flow chart. I know this causes me a lot of unnecessary stress, and I always tell myself after every all nighter, never again, but here I am.- When I wrestled I had the most extreme will power. I would go for days barely eating anything more than a granola bar and just a swig of water now and then, all while either running or lifting every morning, going to school for eight hours a day, going through practice for three hours, and then going for another run when I got home. Now I constantly am snacking on bad foods, and it is almost impossible for me to stay motivated to go to the gym more than once a week. I didn't even like wrestling that much, but I think I felt like I was letting not just my team, but my school and the fans down if I didn't make weight for a meet. One night I couldn't sleep because I was cutting weight so hard and stressed out because I had to somehow lose another pound before the meet the next night that I was walking in my living room when and I passed out and fell to the ground. My mom heard me fall and was going to take me to the hospital for an IV if I didn't drink something. I was so delusional and she was getting ready to force me into the car before I finally drank something. I think I chugged a gatorade and then started shaking furiously for a good three minutes. I was scared to say the least. The wouldn't let me wrestle for two weeks after that and then when I finally did I got injured and my season was over anyways. To be honest, I was thankful for the injury because I knew with rehab it would get better, but I would be out for the season and after my episode I pretty much lost any remaining interest I might have had in wrestling, but I didn't want to quit in the middle of the season because it was a small school/community and I was worried people would talk about me and I would lose my friends because I had a lot of success wrestling and my older brother was the school all star and I felt I had to live up to him. I'm sure I have a lot more quirks like this, but this is a long enough post as it is. I don't think I have full blown OCD, just OCD tendencies. I have a feeling that if I worked really hard I could break a bunch of these habits, but as of now they don't really interfere with my day to day living, so what's the point?I can't imagine why a girl hasn't snatched me up yet as her own...Umm, wow, this post is really long...and kinda personal. If I hadn't spent so much time typing it I think I would delete, maybe I will later so please don't quote this. It should also be mentioned that I took adderall and redbull tonight and am feeling very inter-spectual introspective. I don't think that's the correct word, but I think it gets my point across.²¹This number is manipulated by the times that I would have gotten a late assignment had I gone to school and didn't copy off of somebody.²Made an edit, shown by strikethroughs.

So footnoting posts is what's good these days? I'm inSt. Patty's Day. Time to start boozing.

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

I have a theory, and I don't know where else to post it. I think HollywoodAfd gave up posting here for lent. If this is true, then god bless Christianity.

[Theraflu 1,035]

I have a theory, and I don't know where else to post it. I think HollywoodAfd gave up posting here for lent. If this is true, then god bless Christianity.

If this post brings him back, then god damn you.

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

If this post brings him back, then god damn you.

yeah, I just realized that he hadn't been posting in 100 threads a day, so I looked at his account, and he was last logged in on thursday, but hasn't posted since march 1, so I don't know any other explanation other than lent. Enjoy these 40 days, boys, Jesus died so you could have a month of Hollywood-less posting

[renaedawn 1]

Can you beat her?Only if she gives you an STD.

[strategy's_touch 0]

seeing as it is pi day mojo and I are going to perkins

[Theraflu 1,035]

seeing as it is pi day mojo and I are going to perkins

3.1415926538...?That's as far as I learned, I think.

[LG's Touch 0]

pie for pi day! Decision: caramel apple pie or chocolate French silk?

[Voldemort 0]

pie for pi day! Decision: caramel apple pie or chocolate French silk?

CFSFTW!You probably went apple.

[brvheart 1,752]

I'm drinking a nice vodka right now, and getting ready to go to the state basketball championships. If anyone has any other questions, let me know.

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

I'm drinking a nice vodka right now, and getting ready to go to the state basketball championships. If anyone has any other questions, let me know.

why do you care about the state basketball championships?

[brvheart 1,752]

why do you care about the state basketball championships?

That's a good question... but a couple reasons:1) I like sports. Specifically NFL and College BBall2) the 4A championship tonight at 8, has a guy that is the #1 junior prospect in the country. Duke and UNC are both courting him and have been at all his games during the tournament. The rumor is that he will be going to Duke.3) It's something fun to do with several friends and our sons. (there are 10 of us going)4) I love me some vodka.

EvaluationAugust, 2008: (Nike Global Challenge) Barnes may be the most promising 2-guard in the Class of 2010. There is no wasted motion to his game and his skills and athleticism are at the highest level. He possesses the prototypical frame for the 2-guard slot with long arms and overall great length that he uses well on the glass and the defensive end. Barnes is one of the smoothest shooters around; he has a feathery touch out beyond the 3-point line. He is equally good in a catch-n-shoot situation or off the bounce. He moves well without the ball and finds space to get his shot off. His handle is solid, although he could improve finishing with his left hand. His biggest asset may be his pull-up game; he is extremely good in the elbow area of the floor where he rises up and floats over the extended reach of the defender to get his shot off. In addition to all his skills, he isn't afraid to mix it up in the paint. In fact, he was one of the better rebounders of the event.June, 2008: Barnes has explosive leaping ability and good quickness, making him a very tough offensive player to handle. He has good range on his jump shot, easily connecting on 3-pointers. He can also get to the rim and use his leaping ability to finish in the paint. For the next level, Barnes will have to add a midrange, pull-up jumper to his arsenal, which would cause defenses fits given the fact he will elevate right over most defenders. He says he has offers from: Iowa State, Iowa, Indiana, USC, Kansas, Texas, Maryland, Oklahoma, Minnesota and TCU.Harrison is a skilled and athletic wing that is great now and has potential for improvement. He is a very good shooter out to 20 feet. He is an effective slasher but is mostly a jump shooter. If I were to compare him to someone in the NBA it would be Michael Finley. He is a decent defender that needs to take a little more pride in that end of the floor but he is not bad. He possesses solid length on his 6-6 frame. He is a good rebounder for his position.NotesAAU Team: Iowa Air Attack...Son of former Iowa State player Ronnie Harris...Tennessee, Oklahoma, DePaul, Illinois, Kansas and Florida are also very interested...North Carolina, Duke, LSU and Florida recently offered...

[Poppy_Hillis 11]

CFSFTW!You probably went apple.

And there was probably a nail or a hair in it.

[Voldemort 0]

And there was probably a nail or a hair in it.

Hahhahaha!

[Sal Paradise 57]

3 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 2 Anonymous Users)1 Members: Randy Reedhey randy, how's the anus?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

3 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 2 Anonymous Users)1 Members: Randy Reedhey randy, how's the anus?

cancerous-Randy Reed

[Sal Paradise 57]

cancerous-Randy Reed

TOO SOON

[strategy's_touch 0]

some moron made his entire family wait to eat so he could drive back and bitch at me over the mistaken belief that his big mac had only one patty. "****in drove all the way home for this shit" he said to me, like I am one of the mexicans responsible for his "botched" big mac.wish I could have seen his face as the guy in the next window immediately found the second patty in his big mac.

[mln_falcon 0]

take the handle off (should be a little screw under a cover or something on the handle), you should be able to control the shower on the probably brass thing that the handle attaches to. if not, you can pull the cover plate off the shower wall and get to the shutoffs for the water behind it, control them with a screwdriver.

Yeah I watched a diy video and it looked easy enough. Then I got the taphead off and the cover and the rest of the tap appears to be siliconed into the wall. I'm going to leave it for the agents and just leave the hot water turned off unless we want to shower.

I'm on flexoril's s I don't know why I respnded to thissame with the flexorils, but I'm assuming I woluld do this womanI think I quoted this to say that this is exactly the kind of girls I like. a whore with a little bit extra whore.I mean who the fuck hasn't said this before.

What the hell are flexoril's?

3.14159265358...?That's as far as I learned, I think.

We (the science revue) wrote a song about pi, song to the tune of seasons of love. I never actually learnt the song though so I don't know past the 8 with confidence. Apparently we don't have it up on youtube so instead I give you

.In other news got drunk and made a massive fool of myself. Fun night.

[loogie 115]

some moron made his entire family wait to eat so he could drive back and bitch at me over the mistaken belief that his big mac had only one patty. "****in drove all the way home for this shit" he said to me, like I am one of the mexicans responsible for his "botched" big mac.wish I could have seen his face as the guy in the next window immediately found the second patty in his big mac.

He drove back from home and didn't even go inside to complain? He went back through the drive thru? Was there a line? I would go inside to get my assertive bitch on while simultaneously maximizing my embarrassment potential.

[LG's Touch 0]

We didn't have time to get pie so we will get it when strat is done working. I have decided on french silk, thanks voldemort. Also we will get milk too to drink with the pie.

[strategy's_touch 0]

He drove back from home and didn't even go inside to complain? He went back through the drive thru? Was there a line? I would go inside to get my assertive bitch on while simultaneously maximizing my embarrassment potential.

I think he cut two people to come bitch at my window, yes. it was comical, he just slams the box on the window sill assertively, asking if this is how we do big macs here. christ, full grown men are childish.

[Tactical Bear 3]

Disaster commences in T-minus 1 hour. Now that I have a phone with photographic and video capabilities, perhaps I'll be able to capture some of it in real time. The Odyssey begins: I think I need to run really, really good tonight. For some reason, it feels important. Luckily, I have never let that get in the way of me being... well, me. Wish me luck.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

fucking faggots.Went to four different bars tonight. Only had two beers at the first. It was a starting place to decide what we wanted to do.Second place sucked. Only one beer.Third place was just a place to reassess and decide what we wanted to do. Two beers. My buddy and his wife beat me up via text to come join them at some place out west to see a U2 cover band (as a joke, but the band was serious business) So, we went out there.I had about 3 or 4 beers at the fourth place, which also sucked. Should stayed at the first place and kept wearing down the young, cute, tall, spanish waitress, all the while working on the slutty, asian bartender. No customer vag there, although there was a smoking hot young spanish girl going in as we were leaving, and her fat friend.Wang is so gay with his new phone. He's got the crazy eyes, a la the runaway bride.