I Called In Sick Today

[LadyGrey 6]

hey: pms is realjust fyi

Uh oh, have you finally found a flaw in your dreamgirl?Falcon: Assuming I know what mk is talking about, it stands for 'Pre'

[mln_falcon 0]

Uh oh, have you finally found a flaw in your dreamgirl?Falcon: Assuming I know what mk is talking about, it stands for 'Pre'

I only ask because I've heard of a "Post" as w ell. Has that got a different acronym or am I making things up?

[brvheart 1,752]

[thread happenings / back and forth / conversations]loogie: fypme: wait doesn't what brv said originally make sense? he was doing the blank stare thingme2: keep goingme: wow. that's the first time you haven't ever...me2: shut upme: I kinda fell right into that oneeveryone else:me2: see you screwed it all right upeveryone else:me2: ignoring me too?jeepster: hahahahahaha.jeepster:jeepster: oh waitme: that's like one of those joke thingiesme2: shut upme: can someone explain to me why if I'm writing this and putting words into everyone's mouths that I'm always the one who is made out to be the idiot?El G: well not alwaysme2: I need a new catch phraseJJJ: shut up

Even the thread idiot, runthemover, gets it. What's wrong with you Loogie?EDIT: 10,000

[LadyGrey 6]

I only ask because I've heard of a "Post" as w ell. Has that got a different acronym or am I making things up?

Some people do say they have 'post' menstrual syndrome (eww hate the word menstrual) but that isn't the common usage of the term PMS.BTW I agree with mk that PMS is very real, and it sucks.

[loogie 115]

Beans: Thank you Mexico, Guapo, SBriand, and Loogiebrvheart:

It's sloppy to say the least. Beans gives thanks to the following people. Brvheart gives nothing to no one?You're making a comparison of brvheart to Beans when the comparison should be of brvheart to MGSBL.Just really muddy.

[LadyGrey 6]

It's sloppy to say the least. Beans gives thanks to the following people. Brvheart gives nothing to no one?You're making a comparison of brvheart to Beans when the comparison should be of brvheart to MGSBL.Just really muddy.

[runthemover 39]

brv: Even the thread idiot, runthemover, gets it. What's wrong with you, Loogie?me: he didn't know he couldn't do thatloogie: that doesn't make sensechip: I'm gonna race himnorm macdonald as david letterman: uhh. you got any gum?tv: I've been on mute for over an hourme: I like the pictureslittle girl: me toooingo boingo: probably not safe to say this in 20091981: 28 years later and someone is still talking about thiscillian murphy: yea I'll come backrobin williams: I don't followliz lemon: my short boyfriend is in that videoRD, Jr.: hope you don't mind me going slightly askew of the conversation but was my Weird Science movie better than the tv series? I ask because I Robert Downey, Jr. think Vanessa Angel is/was way hotter than the other one.me: me toome2: that last thing you said is pretty weirdasshole: I'll show you muddydave chappelle: doo doo joke!edit:El G: You left out Peter Faulkme: just one more thing, I don't think I've ever seen a full Columbo episode

[El Guapo 8]

You left out Peter Falk.

[gobears 0]

On to the questions.... Vegas has several places thats fun for kids and me alike. GameWorks is right next door to MGM and has two levels of video games and racing simulators to choose from. A bar is located at the bottom of the escalator and one half flight of stairs to the rear at the bottom or La Salsa is between there and MGM to wait for the pre paid cards to expire...Across the street inside NYNY is a Cony Island type area they might enjoy. Sit in the electric chair and watch the eye candy walk by as they playA block off Las Vegas Boulevard on Convention (close to the Hilton) is an indoor skydiving center that kills about an hour and a half that Zach always enjoyed...not sure of the age requirements thoughCircus Circus will keep the occupied for a full day, but switch off supervision with the wife every hour or so and play a pit game or something or the sound of that damn roller coaster will haunt you for months afterwards. If you even pause to tie your shoes in the casino with kids a goon will try to shoo you away... ignore or cuss them out like I didThe dolphins at Mirage and Shark reef at Mandalay are good stops as well as the new volcano we worked on.... dont worry, the gas leaks are all fixed now. The lions at MGM are another close stop from GameWorks

Thanks for the ideas - For some reason, I've never seen the Shark Reef despite going to LV many times. GameWorks sounds like a stop for sure.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

Oh hey, look who can post pictures now.

yeah, good thing there's no stupid t-shirts blocking the view of some random building in spain huh

very nice

hey: pms is realjust fyi

back to madrid!

Whats the p stand for? I'm always confused.

perpetual

brv: Even the thread idiot, runthemover, gets it. What's wrong with you, Loogie?me: he didn't know he couldn't do thatloogie: that doesn't make sensechip: I'm gonna race himnorm macdonald as david letterman: uhh. you got any gum?tv: I've been on mute for over an hourme: I like the pictureslittle girl: me toooingo boingo: probably not safe to say this in 20091981: 28 years later and someone is still talking about thiscillian murphy: yea I'll come backrobin williams: I don't followliz lemon: my short boyfriend is in that videoRD, Jr.: hope you don't mind me going slightly askew of the conversation but was my Weird Science movie better than the tv series? I ask because I Robert Downey, Jr. think Vanessa Angel is/was way hotter than the other one.me: me toome2: that last thing you said is pretty weirdasshole: I'll show you muddydave chappelle: doo doo joke!edit:El G: You left out Peter Faulkme: just one more thing, I don't think I've ever seen a full Columbo episode

awesome

[Sal Paradise 57]

hey: pms is realjust fyi

I take great pleasure in your misery. you see, there are positives to being a miserable loser, on occasion.

Went out on Monday and got drunk and embarrassed myself a lot in front of the hot bartender. She said she works every Saturday. Do I go back?Also Tuesday is the first day in about 5 days I've woken up without a headache. Talk about doing hangovers wrong.

well first of all, how did you embarrass yourself? and second, it doesn't really matter, yes, go back. FUCK HER IF SHE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.

Some people do say they have 'post' menstrual syndrome (eww hate the word menstrual) but that isn't the common usage of the term PMS.BTW I agree with mk that PMS is very real, and it sucks.

you and me both sister.when I went to the track to run last night there were 3 hot girls walking at the same time. I didn't even acknowledge them though because I was IN THE FUCKING ZONE broski.

[mk 11]

Uh oh, have you finally found a flaw in your dreamgirl?

I BLAME THE HORMONES OKseriously though. she's always affected by it, moreso than most women in my experience, but this latest round has been

[LadyGrey 6]

I BLAME THE HORMONES OKseriously though. she's always affected by it, moreso than most women in my experience, but this latest round has been

What symptoms does she have? Tell me some examples.

[Sal Paradise 57]

What symptoms does she have? Tell me some examples.

lets not do this here shall we

[SpatsJ 0]

agreed. its a slippery slope.

[LadyGrey 6]

lets not do this here shall we

Why not? PMS is just an emotional thing, it's not gross stuff. I want to know how crazy she gets.

[ajs510 122]

agreed. its a slippery slope.

Welcome.We'll let you get away with one or two "testing the water" posts, but at least one of your next three has to be a long, uncomfortable story about how you could have gotten sexing in high school and/or college but blew it when the chips were on the table. 'Tis the price of admission to the Sick Thread. No smilies allowed, if you talk about a hot female celebrity you must post a picture of said hot female celebrity, minimal political talk, there is no such sport as hockey here, and if Sal Paradise offers to give you a private tour, YOU AREN'T INTERESTED.

Why not? PMS is just an emotional thing, it's not gross stuff. I want to know how crazy she gets.

No way of knowing until he marries her. <grin>

[Sal Paradise 57]

Why not? PMS is just an emotional thing, it's not gross stuff. I want to know how crazy she gets.

cause I said so and I'M A MAN

[donk4life 34]

I actually did call in sick today.Yesterday I was asked by a woman to go check on an autistic student on the can. He has a history of sitting on the pot for long periods of time and I since I was unfortunately the only man in the entire building, I had to do the dirty deed and tell him it was time to go. I walk into to bathroom and their is a kid taking a piss (that's not him). I walk around and a see a stall wide open with the kid sitting on it. I give the other kid a silent nod, and without verbal communication, he knew it was time to leave. Something wasn't right about this whole situation. And after a more a careful examination I see the kid "playing with himself". He's flicking it back and forth and pushing it in and watching it roll out. I turned around and stared at a wall for a few seconds, not knowing how to handle this situation. He's an odd kid, I know it sounds cliched but he actually has alot of the behavioral habits of Rainman. But anyways, I told myself I needed to be an adult in this situation and help him if he needed it. I told him it's time to go and surprisingly he listened and we proceeded to return to the classroom.Fast forward to P.E:I go over to his helper and ask her if he plays with himself alot. She told me that nearly everytime he gets a chance he'll do it. I'm rather disturbed by this, and I wonder what this kid is going to be like when he's 13 and older. The parents don't give a shit about him, and I can't see him breaking this habit on his own. I mention this to her, and she starts talking about how basically all of them do it, except for 1. This is where the conversation turns disturbing. The one who doesn't do it has downs, and after she said he didn't do it she looks at me says "I don't know why he doesn't do it, he's got the biggest out of all of them!", I turn my head in disbelief. She then goes off and talks about how all the others aren't packing the as much heat as the kids with downs. For 5 minutes I got an indepth lecture on the sizes and shapes of the Autistic kids' penises. So yeah, because of the that, I woke up violently ill and had to call in sick today.

[mln_falcon 0]

well first of all, how did you embarrass yourself? and second, it doesn't really matter, yes, go back. FUCK HER IF SHE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.

See I don't even think it was that bad but the friends I was with do. I just asked her if she wanted to come bowling with us. Quite loudly. A couple of times. She did introduce me to the Vodka lime and soda. Because she was cutting up a lot of limes so I asked for a drink with limes. Looking back I really don't think it was that embarrassing considering my obvious drunkenness, and it's more my friends just laughing at me.

[mln_falcon 0]

So yeah, because of the that, I woke up violently ill and had to call in sick today.

Dibs on Downs kids.Seriously wow though.

[CindyLou 11]

[thread happenings / back and forth / conversations]me2: ignoring me too?jeepster: hahahahahaha.jeepster:jeepster: oh wait

Awesome.

I turn my head in disbelief.

Was this a "I'm looking elsewhere, but since you said that I will now turn my head so I can see your face in an attempt to see if this was a joke or not" type of turn? Or was it a "I can't believe you just said that so now I will look at the wall" turn?

[Piddle Duck 0]

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/artic.../902110365/1020Awwww, poor koala bear.

[Piddle Duck 0]

DAMMIT

[renaedawn 1]

There's an uncomfortable silence lingering in here.