hank213 1,823 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Do you all remember my stressing over the dick on ebay who left me bad feedback after he sent me the wrong scissors? Well a miracle happened and I guess ebay decided to get rid of his feedback without telling me. I'm back to 100% positive feedback~*~*~It's a Festivus miracle!was there ever a doubt?Strat is Dr. Friedman.I see Sal as Klinger.Can I be Rizzo? Not the MASH Rizzo, the Grease Rizzo so I can sing that Sandra Dee song.editBeans is RizzoHA! still got my pick. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Beans is Rizzothis is good.Who is BJ Honeycutt? The do good, always does the right thing, Dr.? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 mash fucking sucks. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 mash fucking sucks.You've never been more wrong about anything in your life.Except that time you said you weren't gay because you could still brush the taste of semen out of your mouth. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 this is good.Who is BJ Honeycutt? The do good, always does the right thing, Dr.?In here? Shirley you can't be serious. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 mash fucking sucks.BLASPHEMY. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 mrdannyg should be colonel blake but instead of a helicopter killing him it was a vagina. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Conversation with a cabbie last night:Cabbie: you know your really lucky to get a cab toniteMe: ya thank you we were waiting for a whileCabbie: ya the holidays, I don't care about them **** the holidaysMe: ya **** emCabbie:Cabbie: you know these athletes, ****en shaw, ****en Kobe Bryant you know how much they pay them?Me:...........Cabbie: they pay 100million for playing baseball, ****en disgrace, I would kill them all if it were up to me, black, white all of themCabbie: ****en Yao wing send him back to china (friend with me is Asian)Me: well here we are (I get out)Asian friend: (pays cabbie 5$ on a 3.80 fare)Cabbie: (holding up a dollar bill) what the **** is this? Asian friend: nervous laughCabbie: this is ****ing funny? You should commit suicide! Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 this is good.Who is BJ Honeycutt? The do good, always does the right thing, Dr.?I gotta go with Steve. He tries to be pissy, but he just can't.Plus BJ had an episode about the worlds funniest clean joke. Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 you're oldyour uglyWouldn't that make you Charles Emerson Winchester and Mr. B as Frank Burns?I can dig it.dibs on radar! (i'm old too)like those cripples?was there ever a doubt?Strat is Dr. Friedman.I see Sal as Klinger.IQ as Klinger.UC bowl game comes on at 10 and I'm already pretty tired but we'll see.Yeah I just got home. Was in a mean game of canasta with my Grandma, bro and sil. Good guys won.She always really wanted him, you know. Frank was safe though. Frank was what she was supposed to do.Frank was a nutcase.mash fucking sucks.LMG!Never was fond of BJ Honeycutt. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 I'll be Father Francis John Patrick Mulcahy Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Asian friend: (pays cabbie 5$ on a 3.80 fare)Long trip, eh? Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Me liked:Gran Torino. Bad acting and preposterous plot and all. So many great one liners. Eastwood gives mewood.Slumlord Millionaire. Bollywood made a great one imo. It also cured me of any desire to travel to India. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Me liked:Gran Torino. Bad acting and preposterous plot and all. So many great one liners. Eastwood gives mewood.Slumlord Millionaire. Bollywood made a great one imo. It also cured me of any desire to travel to India. While India is definitely a sewer, you should keep Agra on your bucket list. Link to post Share on other sites
Poppy_Hillis 11 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 You're not dead to me.In general, not specifically referring to you, I'm over trying to stay in contact with people that it seems that I'm the one always doing the initial contacting, whether it be email/text or phone call. If they don't think enough of me to call/text/email me once in a while, fuck em, I don't need em. This shall be a new Chris in 2009deleted all phone numbers from internet people, except Brad, oddly enoughno offensethanks, I'll tryWhat happend with the Brazilian girl from a couple weeks ago? Link to post Share on other sites
MisterB 2 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 What happend with the Brazilian girl from a couple weeks ago?She had the same New Year's resolutions. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 this is good.Who is BJ Honeycutt? The do good, always does the right thing, Dr.?Stevo. I'd be Trapper.mash fucking sucks.SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!I'll be Father Francis John Patrick MulcahyniceShe had the same New Year's resolutions.BaDaBing! Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 She had the same New Year's resolutions.hawhat should I do with my day off? I think its supposed to snow and rain today, so outdoors stuff may be out. Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 hawhat should I do with my day off? I think its supposed to snow and rain today, so outdoors stuff may be out.Sally can't ride her bike in the rain? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 I don't know what that means. I don't even have a bike.also, am I the only one that doesn't get the reference of the runthemover/hollywood/runthemover story/quote thing from a few days ago? right over my head. Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 also, am I the only one that doesn't get the reference of the runthemover/hollywood/runthemover story/quote thing from a few days ago? right over my head. yep Don't shoot the messenger MattyJue: How to wash a toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and sooth him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, And run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog FTHS Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Hmmmm, you angling for a text boob shot or something?Ordinarily I'd pick up Chris' slack on this offer, but sadly for all it's greatness the iPhone cannot send or receive PIX messages. I have no kind of idea why that is, but here we are. Email? Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Cabbie: this is ****ing funny? You should commit suicide!HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU SIR!Slumlord Millionaire. Bollywood made a great one imo. It also cured me of any desire to travel to India.[ ] Slumlord Millionaire[ ] Bollywood Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Ordinarily I'd pick up Chris' slack on this offer, but sadly for all it's greatness the iPhone cannot send or receive PIX messages. I have no kind of idea why that is, but here we are. Email? Well, it's the thought that counts. Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 It was the funniest part. I rolled at this. nicely done. hahahhahah.What are you guys laughing at? I wasn't trying to make a joke; I genuinely thought that part was really funny. Link to post Share on other sites
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