JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 FWIW, I retract my comment from the laid off thread considering it was made with the other CW in mind.you didn't think it was obviously turd when we all know that cw isn't unemployed, he's busy delivering pizzas and scooping ice cream? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 FWIW, I retract my comment from the laid off thread considering it was made with the other CW in mind. you didn't think it was obviously turd when we all know that cw isn't unemployed, he's busy delivering pizzas and scooping ice cream?Ya, it didn't read like one of CW's posts at all. We all know the asians are motivated and industrious and shit. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 I finally figured out the password, but I like this account better.Ah.... I amended my post just in case Give us a story or something, please Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 you didn't think it was obviously turd when we all know that cw isn't unemployed, he's busy delivering pizzas and scooping ice cream?I thought it was cw at first too, but I did at least wonder why he said he'd been unemployed when I remembered he delivered pizzas. I'm not smart.also, figured I might as well post my glorious beer acquisitions from the holiday (also photographed in my super manly workout room, as many of you have already commented on):first, pretty much the most awesome thing I have ever seen (first witnessed from canebrain's avatar):and now, the whole score in all its glory: Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 you didn't think it was obviously turd when we all know that cw isn't unemployed, he's busy delivering pizzas and scooping ice cream?The dead giveaway was the blanket partially covering his nose so the farts could be smelled....I had a flashback to his story about running down the hallway at work to fart so his cute co worker wouldnt smell themalso, figured I might as well post my glorious beer acquisitions from the holidayIm impressed....I did something similar once. Got bored and bought a sixer of almost every beer Id never tried before....Drank one of each all afternoon and that night I shit like a tied up coonTry it.....most enjoyable Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Ah.... I amended my post just in case Give us a story or something, pleaseOk. Gotta think about it. Right now I'm being distracted by that pool game somebody posted. That and a mean case of egg farts. Rotten egg farts. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Remember Turd is pre my time. And I didn't know if CW was perpetually unemployed prior to shucking pizzas.I am sure I have told this somewhere before, but when I was 21 I moved in with my best friend in his Grandmothers old house that he inherited. 1900 sq foot house with two guys in college for like $250 a month was pretty sweet. His mom gave us her fridge, so the fridge that was already in the house went on the back patio and we created the glorious beer fridge. Now we had debated on turning the Fridge into a kegerator, which would have been easy because his family owns a HVAC company. But we decided against it, because then we would only have one kind of beer, and I mean, c'mon, how boring is that?So we headed out one day on an alcohol mission. We went to Costco, BevMo, Trader Joes, Safeway, etc. We bought pretty much every 6 pack we could think of that we had not tried, that we wanted to try. I don't remember the final count, but it was over 50. We spent over $500 that day (remember this is 10 years ago, so a 6 pack was between 3.99 and 5.99 then) and decide that how we would pay for this was to put a sign on the fridge. $1 for imports/micro brews .50 for domestics. And have a jar for the money next to it.We collected less than $10, the beer was gone in 2 months, except for the few that were absolutely disgusting, and Beer fridge never relived its glory.One night we headed out to a college friend of mine's apartment to hang out, and they were drinking and smoking, and told us to come down and bring some beer. So we loaded up all our shitty beer, put in her fridge, drank all the good beer her friends brought. Now some people frown on me for discarding alcohol in this manner, but you wouldn't if you had tasted it. I know its bad when my roommate, who is pretty much an alcoholic and will drink anything, won't drink it. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Hey TF, what's up?You had to crack up and see we did a Secret Santa hahaha.I remember when you said this thread would die by December.2006 Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Hey TF, what's up?You had to crack up and see we did a Secret Santa hahaha.I remember when you said this thread would die by December.2006Wishful thinking. Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Wishful thinking.The problem is they keep letting in all these new people. Link to post Share on other sites
Lili Von Shtupp 0 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 The problem is they keep letting in all these new people.Yah, fucking noobs. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 The problem is they keep letting in all these new people.EXACTLY. what? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 it's twue, it's TWUUUUUUUE!FYP Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Well I started a story about my first acid trip/date with a stripper, but I got bored of it. It didn't have a great ending anyway, although I did blow a chance to get laid spectacularly. I just don't have the patience for this place anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 well it is quite the hell hole. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Well I started a story about my first acid trip/date with a stripper, but I got bored of it. It didn't have a great ending anyway, although I did blow a chance to get laid spectacularly. I just don't have the patience for this place anymore.Go on...Or don't. Did I ever tell the story I had 10k hits of acid at one time? Scared shitless for a day as I sold it. I did use the proceeds to buy my 2nd car. The last time I did acid most of you guys weren't born. Lots of good times though. Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Did I ever tell the story I had 10k hits of acid at one time?10,000 hits of acid at one time?! That's too much!I....I don't know anything about acid. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Randy do you get acid flashbacks at all?I can get pretty paranoid on the sticky icky, don't think acid would mix that well. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 well it is quite the hell hole.Only when you aren't here schnookems.Go on...Or don't. Did I ever tell the story I had 10k hits of acid at one time? Scared shitless for a day as I sold it. I did use the proceeds to buy my 2nd car. The last time I did acid most of you guys weren't born. Lots of good times though.It sounds like a pretty funny story, but when I started writing it down I realized it wasn't. Randy do you get acid flashbacks at all?I can get pretty paranoid on the sticky icky, don't think acid would mix that well.My first bad trip happened when I tried to mix the two. It was horrible, and now I sometimes get flashbacks when I smoke. Either way pot makes me really paranoid now. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Okay, got my SS present today. The note said: I got you this because you're old, and because of your bad knee and because you're Canadian. But mostly because you're old.Thanks, SS!! Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Well speaking of sex and missed opportunties since this is my second or third or fourth post in here (I can't really remember), I should probably post my Screwed Up Sex Opportunity Story.I was at some party smoking a stog and talking to this chick. She lived a few doors down from me in Newport. Anyway somehow her dog got out and was on the street. It was close to a car which was parallel parking. A little too close. That probably wasn't a good area to use the "a litte too" phrase since an animal close to a moving car is always too close. Anyway I had to take action. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Well speaking of sex and missed opportunties since this is my second or third or fourth post in here (I can't really remember), I should probably post my Screwed Up Sex Opportunity Story.I was at some party smoking a stog and talking to this chick. She lived a few doors down from me in Newport. Anyway somehow her dog got out and was on the street. It was close to a car which was parallel parking. A little too close. That probably wasn't a good area to use the "a litte too" phrase since an animal close to a moving car is always too close. Anyway I had to take action.It was about a 15 foot drop. Nothing I hadn't done before but she didn't know that. Today I was wearing two sandals. A little too sandals. I put my cigarrette in my mouth and swing-jumped the balcony fence. You'll have to ignore the 10 pounds I gained and the wig which became apparent as you saw the back of my head. I landed crouched on the ground. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 I grabbed the dog which was never in any real danger since this is a fake story. I strutted back to the party ready to trade the dog for a better prize. After she rushed everyone out of the house so we could get some alone time (with each other), she took a closer look at me and caught me in a big lie. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 You need to get in on next years sickie secret santa promotion, nutz....Im pretty sure it would be possible to sneak out a couple of poles and red rope from the local movie theaterwoot! Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 I was just browsing around on the canoflage website and found something for Randy, Wang, or anyone else that quit drinking but still wants to appear "cool" around people that do...Also it looks like someone stole a road sign in the middle of the night and dumped it next to the shop.... damn kids anyway Link to post Share on other sites
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