I Called In Sick Today

[strategy's_touch 0]

Interesting call at work yesterday. Some girl that I dated a few time about 15 years ago called me at work. She asked if I was indeed that Randy from all those years ago and unfortunately I was. I asked her if she was interested in a certain car. She said no and that even if she was she wouldn't buy it from me. She then went on a little tirade about what a jerk I was etc., ending in the statement that if she would have married me she would have poisened me. I told her that if I had married her I would have drank it and hung up.

lots of love in your life, huh?god the iPhone 2.0 software is so awful after a while. I can't wait for the update.

[Sal Paradise 57]

I mean I really, really want to be randy reed. damn it.

[Randy Reed 0]

4 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: MisterB, Theraflu, Randy ReedI remember the old days when you worked at the tanning salon on Saturdays and i'd have someone to chat with.

[MisterB 2]

4 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: MisterB, Theraflu, Randy ReedI remember the old days when you worked at the tanning salon on Saturdays and i'd have someone to chat with.

Yeah those were the days. Back when I really was "MisterB". I guess some things change for the better. What's funny is I was just reading the last page and thinking to myself, that RR certainly has himself a pretty damn good life. How is everything going with you? Last time I was around I think there was a hospital involved.

[Randy Reed 0]

Things are great. I still have a small scar on the face but it's mostly gone or will be eventually. I pretty much just work and drink so yeah, I guess I do win at life. How about you, where'd ya end up at?

[MisterB 2]

Things are great. I still have a small scar on the face but it's mostly gone or will be eventually. I pretty much just work and drink so yeah, I guess I do win at life. How about you, where'd ya end up at?

I'm actually still in CT, the whole TX move worked until my roommate put a .45 Sig to my face and cocked the trigger. What's funny is the fight was over him not paying the electricity bill. So then I came back to CT and am still dealing while looking for employment. I met a woman and that's been nice, she's a little bit older (31) and that's calmed me down, A LOT. I'm actually thinking about giving Chicago a shot around the first of the year if nothing works out here. Life isn't so bad, but I really am beginning to hate CT people. I got a small studio downtown, it's quiet and I love living by myself for the first time, pretty much in my life. Still Goose and Sprites only, but no B-Bombs or debauchery, that kid is long gone.

[speedz99 145]

I go to the last page of the thread and there are posts from Adam, Lori, and Matt2. Wierd.Picture someone with the intelligence level of Forrest Gump. Functional, but just barely. Imagine that his best friend for the past 16 years has been a cat, and during that time he has never taken her to a vet. Now think about what it would be like if he took that cat to a vet because he thought it had a cold, but really it was near death and suffering greatly.Fun, right? Yeah...now picture being the guy that spends a half hour trying to explain to Forrest why he has to let you kill his cat. "I know I don't have any money, but isn't there somewhere you can take her to make her better and then she can live the rest of her life there?"Sigh.

[Napa_Don 688]

I go to the last page of the thread and there are posts from Adam, Lori, and Matt2. Wierd.Picture someone with the intelligence level of Forrest Gump. Functional, but just barely. Imagine that his best friend for the past 16 years has been a cat, and during that time he has never taken her to a vet. Now think about what it would be like if he took that cat to a vet because he thought it had a cold, but really it was near death and suffering greatly.Fun, right? Yeah...now picture being the guy that spends a half hour trying to explain to Forrest why he has to let you kill his cat. "I know I don't have any money, but isn't there somewhere you can take her to make her better and then she can live the rest of her life there?"Sigh.

How did you not cry in that half hour? Also, I'm watching two kittens for a friend while hes out of town for the next few days. Huzzah! They are so much fun and are right now curled up next to each other sleeping on my couch.

[speedz99 145]

How did you not cry in that half hour?

It was really, really hard not to.

Also, I'm watching two kittens for a friend while hes out of town for the next few days. Huzzah! They are so much fun and are right now curled up next to each other sleeping on my couch.

Cute. I've got my two favorite kittens for three more days before the vet takes them home for good (she's on vacation at the moment). It's amazing how big they've gotten...from about 1 to 3 pounds each.

[Randy Reed 0]

I go to the last page of the thread and there are posts from Adam, Lori, and Matt2. Wierd.Picture someone with the intelligence level of Forrest Gump. Functional, but just barely. Imagine that his best friend for the past 16 years has been a cat, and during that time he has never taken her to a vet. Now think about what it would be like if he took that cat to a vet because he thought it had a cold, but really it was near death and suffering greatly.Fun, right? Yeah...now picture being the guy that spends a half hour trying to explain to Forrest why he has to let you kill his cat. "I know I don't have any money, but isn't there somewhere you can take her to make her better and then she can live the rest of her life there?"Sigh.

Awww so sorry mattycat

[mk 11]

Interesting call at work yesterday. Some girl that I dated a few time about 15 years ago called me at work. She asked if I was indeed that Randy from all those years ago and unfortunately I was. I asked her if she was interested in a certain car. She said no and that even if she was she wouldn't buy it from me. She then went on a little tirade about what a jerk I was etc., ending in the statement that if she would have married me she would have poisened me. I told her that if I had married her I would have drank it and hung up.

wow i sometimes worry about things i did to girls a long time ago namely cheating on them obv. this would scare me.

[silkyjonson 1]

wow i sometimes worry about things i did to girls a long time ago namely cheating on them obv. this would scare me.

This is why I took the Donkey Punch out of my repetoire.

[zimmer4141 0]

I literally came 3 inches from a hole in one (which ironically is just how close I've come to going balls deep in a chick) yesterday. The ball came to rest directly between the ballmark and the hole. I was playing through another group too, so I would've had 6 witnesses.Any of you grillmasters, got any good recipes for grilled shrimp on skewers? The skewers aren't that important, I just don't know how else I would grill shrimp.

[speedz99 145]

I literally came 3 inches from a hole in one (which ironically is just how close I've come to going balls deep in a chick) yesterday. The ball came to rest directly between the ballmark and the hole. I was playing through another group too, so I would've had 6 witnesses.Any of you grillmasters, got any good recipes for grilled shrimp on skewers? The skewers aren't that important, I just don't know how else I would grill shrimp.

I'll leave this for the better cooks, but I'll tell you what not to do.Don't wait to cook the shrimp until you're out of propane and/or charcoals and the only other thing you have in the house is a bottle of sprite. Definitely don't try to boil the shrimp in sprite...especially not while drunk enough to, minutes later, mistake the carbonation for a boiling point. Trust me.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

It was really, really hard not to.Cute. I've got my two favorite kittens for three more days before the vet takes them home for good (she's on vacation at the moment). It's amazing how big they've gotten...from about 1 to 3 pounds each.

sounds like they're fattening up nicely. stew?

Don't wait to cook the shrimp until you're out of propane and/or charcoals and the only other thing you have in the house is a bottle of sprite. Definitely don't try to boil the shrimp in sprite...especially not while drunk enough to, minutes later, mistake the carbonation for a boiling point. Trust me.

on second thought, maybe you should let someone else make it.

[TommyGavin81 0]

So I couldn't sleep last night. I wound up just giving up at 4:30 and showering and coming into work on no sleep at all. Luckily I got a 2 hour nap followed by a call, followed by a 4 hour nap. Now everyone's sleeping and I got the WHOLE station to myself. The best thing ever. I'm so burned out by this place and everyone I work with, working 70-80 hour weeks the last year. The last three weeks have been so sweet just working 2-24 hour shifts a week. I'm quitting in two weeks so I get to divide up all my leftover PTO for my last four weeks. SCORE ONE FOR THE LITTLE GUY!Moving in 2 weeks to go to paramedic school. Gonna be a year of torture to my soul but at least my career can finally go in the right direction.Of course its Saturday night and you all probably have lives and won't be here to entertain me. Maybe that cocksucker mln_falcon will stop by and FINALLY finish that post from last night.

[speedz99 145]

sounds like they're fattening up nicely. stew?

Peasant Stew?

on second thought, maybe you should let someone else make it.

I made it up I made it up!Yeah, that's a 'The Birdcage' reference. Chew on that for a while.

[TommyGavin81 0]

Yeah, that's a 'The Birdcage' reference. Chew on that for a while.

OMG you like to have sex with men because you watch movies about gays!So gay.

[El Guapo 8]

I just remembered something else that we were laughing about. I was recalling some highlights from sickie thread reunion week and she kept getting confused. Who's Sal? How did Ouch get hurt? When you're drunk and trying to explain some of this stuff it gets pretty hilarious.

I gave up trying to explain my wife things that were discussed on the internet, it never translates, and she usually treats me like I am Billy Madison and she is the principal after I just discussed the Industrial Revolution.

I literally came 3 inches from a hole in one (which ironically is just how close I've come to going balls deep in a chick) yesterday. The ball came to rest directly between the ballmark and the hole. I was playing through another group too, so I would've had 6 witnesses.

How old are you? Don't feel bad I am guessing more of us got sex later than earlier in our quest to defile women.

Any of you grillmasters, got any good recipes for grilled shrimp on skewers? The skewers aren't that important, I just don't know how else I would grill shrimp.

I like a Cajun seasoning (paprika, chili powder, cumin, pepper, salt and some honey and lime - mix it all together and toss the shrimp with the mixture). Grill them for literally a minute or two on each side unless they are Jumbo Shrimp or Prawns, then skewers are unnecessary, and you can just grill them like they are chicken or steak.

[TommyGavin81 0]

I like a Cajun seasoning (paprika, chili powder, cumin, pepper, salt and some honey and lime - mix it all together and toss the shrimp with the mixture). Grill them for literally a minute or two on each side unless they are Jumbo Shrimp or Prawns, then skewers are unnecessary, and you can just grill them like they are chicken or steak.

I made Hot Pockets yesterday. They were QUITE tasty.

[Dawson Leery 12]

I can't read right now, but...We had a family wedding today in town. Got hammered. My parents gave me money to go out after, get drinks, get late night food, and get cabs home. I was hammered so I stood up on the bar and yelled that everyone on my tab was going home then or they were on their own. We left and got Qdoba then got cabs back to my house. We got in, I was showing people to the guest rooms, and then started going to my room . The door was closed which it never is unless I'm in there, so I opened the door and yelled "WHAT BITCH IS IN MY ****ING ROOM" and then saw my mom come out of my closet from hanging my suit jacket up. Oops. I felt bad, she was pretty mad at me and told me I was cut off until I move to Chiciago.We'll see about that.Seroiusly though my head fucking hurts and there's no way I'm going to be able to study tomorrow/pass the test on friday. I'm so screwed.

[TommyGavin81 0]

I can't read right now, but...We had a family wedding today in town. Got hammered. My parents gave me money to go out after, get drinks, get late night food, and get cabs home. I was hammered so I stood up on the bar and yelled that everyone on my tab was going home then or they were on their own. We left and got Qdoba then got cabs back to my house. We got in, I was showing people to the guest rooms, and then started going to my room . The door was closed which it never is unless I'm in there, so I opened the door and yelled "WHAT BITCH IS IN MY ****ING ROOM" and then saw my mom come out of my closet from hanging my suit jacket up. Oops. I felt bad, she was pretty mad at me and told me I was cut off until I move to Chiciago.We'll see about that.Seroiusly though my head fucking hurts and there's no way I'm going to be able to study tomorrow/pass the test on friday. I'm so screwed.

Yeah, right. Hanging up your suit coat. She was looking for your stash of dildos and gay porn so she had the ammo to disown you from the family for being a heathen. I'm so bored.edit: I saw a kid today who looked so jubilant

[zimmer4141 0]

Yeah, right. Hanging up your suit coat. She was looking for your stash of dildos and gay porn so she had the ammo to disown you from the family for being a heathen. I'm so bored.edit: I saw a kid today who looked so jubilant

Was he a lanky lad?

[TommyGavin81 0]

Was he a lanky lad?

Somewhere between average and lanky. Definitely wasn't a lass. Saturday Night Live sucks now except for Will Forte.

[TommyGavin81 0]

To sweeten the pot and keep me from dying of boredom tonight, anyone who posts in this thread before I go to bed while get a five-star rating from me in their member profiles. I'm normally a very hard grader, but tonight you get a freebie. HURRY! THIS OFFER WON'T LAST LONG!