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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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indeed sir, indeed.What's even funnier, you can sit at a 5/10 100 max NL table. And people do. Some prefer it. I try to explain that it isn't poker, it's just flipping for $100 bills. You'd be surpised by how little most of the players actually know when it comes to poker. Seriously, I'm stunned, happily stunned. So much so that I think that I'm playing wrong by not opening a pot in EP with QJoff.
You'd be suprised by how bad some people can play in a 5/10 game with >1k stacks, I'm baffled by what I see at live casinos at times
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I feel so dirty.I've watched the entire movie "Stick It" and the only things I could tell you about the film are:1. It's about women's gymnastics2. Even moderately attractive chicks in leotards still rock.

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I feel so dirty.I've watched the entire movie "Stick It" and the only things I could tell you about the film are:1. It's about women's gymnastics2. Even moderately attractive chicks in leotards still rock.
will watch tomorrow.also, best avatar ever. gay sex for you to come.
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I've made a huge mistake.
AwesomeI read about jeepsteering so decided I'd post. I actually applied to the fire brigade. This is one of the first things I've said I'd do that I actually did career-wise so I'm pretty happy about it. It's unlikely I'll get in as there are only 160 positions and an estimated 5000 applications, but everyone hits a 1 outer sometime so gl me. Maybe Renae will come back full time if I promise to post pictures of myself in uniform if I get in.I've also wanted to post a girl advice question for a while but kept getting distracted. There is a girl that quite obviously has a thing for me (or at least I think so, I'm definitely out of practice), thing is, while she is not ugly in any way, I just don't really find myself attracted to her. She is in one my group of friends, and is also in the cast for the Revue that I'm directing this semester, so if something was to happen and it not work out it could get awkward. Any advice?
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I'm in EP, guy open limps, I raise to 13 (blinds 1/2) with KK and guy two over says raise and puts in 20. Guy in late position calls. Now, when he says raise and put in $20, I told the dealer that it should be $26. She says no, I ask if she's sure, she says yes.
The minimum reraise is actually to $24, since you raised the $2 blind 11 to 13 total, he can min-raise 11 more to 24. Your dealer is still an idiot clearly..and the floor.
What's even funnier, you can sit at a 5/10 100 max NL table.
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this is where we stopped readingand yes i meant the royal we
I don't really get what you're saying here, but to clarify, when I said it seemed as though Strat couldn't explain why he was defending the constitution I didn't mean that it was true. I just thought that his post came across that way, when in actuality he is very well informed about politics and knows more than I do. Now I realise it might have looked like I was criticising him, but I certainly didn't intend to. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to spend the day being cordial to a bunch of strangers at my mum's partner's daughter's baby shower. I'm not good at pretending to be having fun when I'm not, so wish me luck.
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I watched the big lebowski tonight and now more of mk's mkisms make sense to me. the movie itself kind of confused me, and overall I felt like it fell short. I still don't know whether he was saying I know nothing about politics or that mojo lost credibility at that point. either way, she explained it perfectly for ouchjon and he never bothered to thank her. I think we (royal) need to look into issuing him a demerit for this.

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I've also wanted to post a girl advice question for a while but kept getting distracted. There is a girl that quite obviously has a thing for me (or at least I think so, I'm definitely out of practice), thing is, while she is not ugly in any way, I just don't really find myself attracted to her. She is in one my group of friends, and is also in the cast for the Revue that I'm directing this semester, so if something was to happen and it not work out it could get awkward. Any advice?
oh man, please tell me she's rosy cheeked, please please. I've been missing something like this.
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I feel so dirty.I've watched the entire movie "Stick It" and the only things I could tell you about the film are:1. It's about women's gymnastics2. Even moderately attractive chicks in leotards still rock.
Please son, I watched that months ago. The star is or was dating Ben Roethlisberger. What was Jeff Bridges thinking?
I watched the big lebowski tonight and now more of mk's mkisms make sense to me. the movie itself kind of confused me, and overall I felt like it fell short.
Seriously, don't ever talk to me again. Lebowski does NOT fall short.
Next thing you know Falcon will be gone forever...
We will need to see pictures of his odd facial hair to be sureand Timmy, you are right about the blind, but the floor and the dealer were clueless either way. He was trying to say that you add the small blind and the big blind together, making $3, then my raise to $13 was a $10 raise, therefore the other players raise to $20 was a min raise. I then asked, "Since when do we factor in the amount of the small blind to determine a min raise?"
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Now if you'll excuse me, I have to spend the day being cordial to a bunch of strangers at my mum's partner's daughter's baby shower. I'm not good at pretending to be having fun when I'm not, so wish me luck.
you can do it LG, just remember to THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN
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fell vry shrt
please explain how
Does this mean what I think it does?
I don't thnik LG's mom likes the vag. I'd guess that it's more likely that LG doesn't like saying her mom has a "boyfriend" but that she has a partner.This is pure speculation on my part
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Please son, I watched that months ago. The star is or was dating Ben Roethlisberger. What was Jeff Bridges thinking?Seriously, don't ever talk to me again. Lebowski does NOT fall short.
I hit a pervy trifecta. Followed Stick It with Havoc and Lost and Delirious. Also, to be quite honest, I didn't much appreciate Lebowski the first time I saw it. However, upon subsequent viewings it grew on me more each time.
Does this mean what I think it does?
2 + 2 = rug munching?
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Strat said it fell short from all the build up, whenever you hear how awesome a movie is for an extended period of time, it rarely lives up to the hype.Plus this is a movie that needs to be watched multiple times to catch all the nuances and subtleties.

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Does this mean what I think it does?
no, it in fact does not.
please explain how
the man quoted below understands me
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Strat said it fell short from all the build up, whenever you hear how awesome a movie is for an extended period of time, it rarely lives up to the hype.Plus this is a movie that needs to be watched multiple times to catch all the nuances and subtleties.
I love the generic anti-coen arguments.
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I don't thnik LG's mom likes the vag. I'd guess that it's more likely that LG doesn't like saying her mom has a "boyfriend" but that she has a partner.This is pure speculation on my part
LG is also british, they say things differently then us
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Awesome, the right side of the phone must have the "playing awesome" "I rock at stud" Reading his updates it was really funny to me to see this update about 5 different times - Made a full house/flush on 5th I am playing so awesome in stud!
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