speedz99 145 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Wrong. If i put my cock in a bun, it's not a sandwich, it's a hot dog.And a donut without a hole, is a Danish.nah nah nah nah nah nah.... Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I guess I just can't understand how you feel. I mean, it's not like I was born into a certain life that I get mocked for constantly around here. If that was the case I suppose I would be really sensitive about it as well, as opposed to just rolling with the punches and having fun with it because I understand that nobody is trying to be malicious about it. Is there a sarcasm-o-meter joke account? I'm pretty sure you couldn't have set me up any better for that if you'd tried.Fair enough.Yeah but I have the Jew thing too. I am a walking punchline. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Yeah but I have the Jew thing too. I am a walking punchline.Better the punchline than getting punched in the stomach like Sasha Grey. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 And I'm pissed at RhinestoneCowboy!This isn't over Shabadoo!!! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Yeah but I have the Jew thing too. Plus my surname is 'Nurse' so I get mocked for that too. I am a walking punchline.I very briefly was friends with a guy named Jason Officer. I ignored it for as long as I could, but eventually I made some kind of "Officer" joke. He got quiet, left the bar soon after, and from that day on I only saw him in passing. He was a pretty cool guy, so I had been wondering why he didn't seem to have any friends even though he'd been in Scottsdale for a few years. I guess if ignoring his name was a prerequisite for friendship it's no wonder that he didn't..............even I'm bored of this story. You get the idea. At least you have a better sense of humor about yourself than good old J. Officer. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 So an Officer and a Nurse walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Haha, you have silly names." Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 So an Officer and a Nurse walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Haha, you have silly names."Im trying really hard not to laugh at this.dammit. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 So an Officer and a Nurse walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Haha, you have the worst names I've ever heard."FYP Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 hahahaha, ladygrey is a vegetarian! FREAK!!! Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Wrong. If i put my cock in a bun, it's not a sandwich, it's a hot dog.Damn, now i want to take you to a baseball game.Play ballsWell that is an hot dog bun. I am talking about 2 pieces of bread, SEE?I have been to a baseball game, I had nachos.That just unamerican.nm Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Play balls haha Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 hahaThis reminds me of the FCP/Simpsons discussion from last week and I do no remeber if Nelson was used, but You win for Nelson. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 hahahaha, ladygrey is a vegetarian! FREAK!!!How dare you! That's the last straw, I can't take this abuse anymore. If anybody needs me, I'll be in the library.The library is where the photocopiers are. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 this post might kill keith.no, it made me want to puke, mayo/peanut butter/and riesling, well, there's two things I like in there, and it's not the riesling and I don't want to think of combining the PB and mayoahhhh, isn't this the purpose of yoga?ladygrey is offended by speedz, ouch is mad at shake. what is going on here!it's bizzaro day, so I'm just gonna sit and watch Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 it's bizzaro day, so I'm just gonna sit and watchit's over, you're too late, shake and I made up out via PM. or was that all just a marvelous daydream? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Hey, I cant control who texts me for whatever reasons. I just happen to be having lunch and got a text that said I needed to come back to fcp and claim my stake as the forum goddess. (ok, that last part may not be quite true, but close.)wow. I feel sad for the person who texts you updates on a poker forum. Seriously. They are a sad individual.I haven't been impressed with that thread so far, but then again I've seen precisely none of those women on film.Oh my, I'm shocked.Well actually I wasn't trying to kill anyone's buzz because I think the idea of the thread isn't to provide wanking material but more to be a catalog where you can browse for something you like and then look it up yourself. Also I don't know why you felt the need to point out that her boobs are real, as I never said anything about them being fake. Clearly you are a member of the BVTAS and I apologise for going against your grain.You may note that I made my own suggestion of a porn star who I thought would be a good addition (Sasha Grey) and she was later posted and enjoyed by many, including Shake. So you see my aim is not to annoy, but to promote diversity and high quality in the porn star thread.Sasha Grey was a nice addition.I pointed out her boobs being real because you said that they were too big, implying that she has some control over the size of them. I like a nice butt more than huge boobs, if you must know. Which I don't think you do.but picking apart a girl, photoshopping her head on a dragon goes against the spirit of the thread. I'm sure that you're just being obtuse.This is a level, right?I don't think so.Kinda like the girls in my porn thread?NiceYou care that I don't eat meat enough to try to insult me about it. I am not trying to get you to give up meat so stop criticising my lifestyle please. It's not like I even chose to be vegetarian, it's just how I was raised.EDIT: Just to clarify, I'm not angry at you or anything. It's just that my whole life I constantly get mocked for being vegetarian, and you can only have a sense of humour about it for so long.have a friggin roast beef sandwich, problem solved. You do currently choose to be a vegetarian, obviously. yeah Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 but picking apart a girl, photoshopping her head on a dragon goes against the spirit of the thread. I'm sure that you're just being obtuse.I don't think so.Hmm. You are taking that thread very seriously. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 it's over, you're too late, shake and I made up out via PM. or was that all just a marvelous daydream?can you make out again so I can watch? I feel a bit left out Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 but picking apart a girl, photoshopping her head on a dragon goes against the spirit of the thread. I'm sure that you're just being obtuse.have a friggin roast beef sandwich, problem solved. You do currently choose to be a vegetarian, obviously.After I made that post re: pornthread I went and looked to see what LG had done. The photoshopped dragon (complete with smoke coming from the nostrils) made me laugh my ass off. Come on, you laughed.I've tried that before and it doesn't work. I'm glad I'm not a vegetarian, but I've ate a few veggie meals and they're not bad. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Hmm. You are taking that thread very seriously.Indeed. I'm glad I'm not a vegetarian, but I've ate a few veggie meals and they're not bad.I'm sure some vegetarian meals can be quite tasty. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I'm sure some vegetarian meals can be quite tasty.yeah, some are. I love my meat, though. Link to post Share on other sites
JBradburn6 0 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 I went out last night for the first time in forever on a weeknight, and now I remember why I stopped. I had specific plans to be at home and in bed by at least 10:30, but my ride decided otherwise, and I didn't get home until 1 a.m. I was really fucking pissed to say the least.now I'm really tired and I'll probably be in a bad mood for most of the day. but I should more than likely be buying a new computer today, so that should cheer me up.Is this really what the real world's like? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Is this really what the real world's like?No silly its like this Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Hmm. You are taking that thread very seriously.no, not really. Just trying to make a point in general. Have at it.Is this really what the real world's like?No, he's a fag. Normal people can go out late once in a while during the week. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 my brother will call a ham sandwich a "hammich." is this a good substitution or no. Link to post Share on other sites
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