Ouch-8s 4 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I'm sure I'd top that if I watched it. After all, I watched the Kelly Clarkson thanksgiving halftime show and cranked out about 4 or 5.wait, are you saying shake was strokin' it to the penguin movie? Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 wait, are you saying shake was strokin' it to the penguin movie?weren't we all? I mean Kelly Clarkson, eeeuuuwwwwwwwwww groooooosssssssssssssss Link to post Share on other sites
Leaves 0 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 well, its the closest I've ever come to wanting to rape an animal.Goddamnit Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Goddamnitcan't rape the willing, boy Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Yeah, well I'm not blowing Leaves until Sunday, so you can go back to the dog house mutt. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 My family is well aware of the fact that I hate small children, so it makes it slightly awkward that at all gatherings we now have a toddler running around being obnoxious (my cousin's kid). My brother handed me the award for most awkward moment of the day due to a comment I made during the meal.Mother: He's been so good today.Me: You mean other than almost ripping your dog's ear off?(everyone ignores me)Grandmother: Does he know any words yet?Cousin: He's been pretty slow with language. He says "hi".Me: Does that count as a word?(everyone ignores me again)Cousin: He also says "woof" and "moo".Me: Onomatopoeia doesn't fucking count!!!(my brother cracks up but everone else ignores me and the subject is quickly changed) Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 My family is well aware of the fact that I hate small children, so it makes it slightly awkward that at all gatherings we now have a toddler running around being obnoxious (my cousin's kid). My brother handed me the award for most awkward moment of the day due to a comment I made during the meal.Mother: He's been so good today.Me: You mean other than almost ripping your dog's ear off?(everyone ignores me)Grandmother: Does he know any words yet?Cousin: He's been pretty slow with language. He says "hi".Me: Does that count as a word?(everyone ignores me again)Cousin: He also says "woof" and "moo".Me: Onomatopoeia doesn't fucking count!!!(my brother cracks up but everone else ignores me and the subject is quickly changed)I can't decide if I'm laughing more at this or at how pathetic I am for actually knowing what that means. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 you know what the best feeling in the world is? that feeling you have right after you've been sick for a while and you're finally better. you feel like you could climb a fucking mountain. well I'm finally better and I feel great. I wanna go running or bang a fatty or something, but I'm still at my parents house and can't do anything. this kinda sucks. thats why I'm waking up at 3 am and skeedaddling back to ole virginny. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 you know what the best feeling in the world is? that feeling you have right after you've been sick for a while and you're finally better. you feel like you could climb a fucking mountain. well I'm finally better and I feel great. I wanna go running or bang a fatty or something, but I'm still at my parents house and can't do anything. this kinda sucks. thats why I'm waking up at 3 am and skeedaddling back to ole virginny.I've got the feeling that I don't want to go workout but I know if I don't go today then I won't be able to get in a good workout till monday again and then I might lose what little I've gained and then I'll probably stop working out again instead of keeping up with my current schedule even though I know once I get done at the gym I'll feel awesome because you always do after a good workout and maybe, just maybe, this workout might give me some noticeable change. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 you know what the best feeling in the world is? that feeling you have right after you've been sick for a while and you're finally better. you feel like you could climb a fucking mountain. well I'm finally better and I feel great. I wanna go running or bang a fatty or something, but I'm still at my parents house and can't do anything. this kinda sucks. thats why I'm waking up at 3 am and skeedaddling back to ole virginny.Ahh a slump buster, those are always good. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactica| Bear 0 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Ahh a slump buster, those are always good.It's only a slump buster if you don't normally fuck fatties. You fucking faggot. Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical_Bear 0 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 It's only a slump buster if you don't normally fuck fatties. You fucking faggot.you suck at spoof account avataring, faggot Link to post Share on other sites
Tactica| Bear 0 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 you suck at spoof account avataring, faggotSweet grammar. Faggot. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 jesus christ, how many tactical bear accounts are there? Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 It's only a slump buster if you don't normally fuck fatties. You fucking faggot. you suck at spoof account avataring, faggot Sweet grammar. Faggot.I'm a little confused and a little gay Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I'm a little confused and a lot gayeasy one but i took it anyway Link to post Share on other sites
Tactical Bear 3 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I think this is the only place where I'm well-known enough to be mocked/imitated. I'm not sure how I feel about that.(30 second pass)Okay. I know how I feel about that: very sad. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 went out drinkin'. Yeah, I'm money, I was workin' it. Got sidetracked. Yeah, I'm the manjust hit whatever. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Well, had to work yesterday.Came home ready for a shower and relaxing night of beer and Deb asked politely if I would run a few errands with her. Hey, no problem.During the hour of running to Goodwill, Library, Post Office etc., she informed me that the big holiday shopping spree planned for Saturday wasn't going to happen. Even after her best effort of cleaning house all day, she never got to do the Xmas stuff and might not have time to yadda, yadda, yadda. This way she could burn up a Visa for a full Saturday with no remorse except for my thoughts on the bill. Like I said, "No remorse".So "I" convinced "Her" that when we got back I would bring up all the Xmas stuff from downstairs and put up the tree, etc..(Not decorate per se, but it's alot to bring up), which I did.Did I mention I went to the grocery store on the way home?So either i'm informing you guys on how to get man points, or i'm a goddam faggot. At least I won't have to sleep with Leaves again. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 went out drinkin'. Yeah, I'm money, I was workin' it. Got sidetracked. Yeah, I'm the manjust hit whatever.what the hell am I talking about. Busy day todayI worked, bowled, ate dinner, now its time for a nap Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Holy crap this place is dead.I've worked 22 hrs in the past two days, I hate retail. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Hey, remember that time when even Mexico himself didn't understand what the hell he was talking about?Good times. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Well, had to work yesterday.Came home ready for a shower and relaxing night of beer and Deb asked politely if I would run a few errands with her. Hey, no problem.During the hour of running to Goodwill, Library, Post Office etc., she informed me that the big holiday shopping spree planned for Saturday wasn't going to happen. Even after her best effort of cleaning house all day, she never got to do the Xmas stuff and might not have time to yadda, yadda, yadda. This way she could burn up a Visa for a full Saturday with no remorse except for my thoughts on the bill. Like I said, "No remorse".So "I" convinced "Her" that when we got back I would bring up all the Xmas stuff from downstairs and put up the tree, etc..(Not decorate per se, but it's alot to bring up), which I did.Did I mention I went to the grocery store on the way home?So either i'm informing you guys on how to get man points, or i'm a goddam faggot. At least I won't have to sleep with Leaves again.Beastiality doesn't make you gay, just a man of opportunity. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 "You guys seen Toy Soldiers? You know, the one with Samwise Gamgee and Wesley from Star Trek?"What is, the moment when I realized I'm more of a dork than I've ever wanted to admit?" Link to post Share on other sites
Bizzle 0 Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 You want lft?I finished 45th in the afternoon 55 for 250 and change.Mike finished 7th in the 100k freeroll for 2850 (I had 10%).I finished 13th in the nightly 55 for 340 and change.So all in all, between the two of us we played 3 tourneys, outlasted several thousand people and had 3 legit chances at 5 figures...and I end up less than a grand. Link to post Share on other sites
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