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What are everyones plans for Thanksgiving and the long weekend?
i get to work 12 hours on wednesday, and then 9 hour shifts on friday and saturday with a 7 hour shift on sunday, fun. At least I'll be drinking on thursday, but I'll have to deal with my aunt, uncle, and cousin.
I've been replaced. In better news, she looks terrible:http://a834.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/image...16655c4f101.jpg
meth does a body good
I would be head of marketing. I'd come up with witty slogans and what not. Theraflu would be the official taster, but of course we would all be tasters you know. wang could be head of stuff in the company not having to do with alcohol. we'd use beans to figure out alcohol content. I don't know, other people could do other stuff too.anybody know how to make beer?
i don't get to be a main taster, fuck you, I'm leaving this thread
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No, but I saw one in here a long time ago...Close?
Well, I havent had a black eye in some time now, my hair is longer, my boobs are bigger, and surprisingly, I do smile alot.But other than that, you nailed it, lol.
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Well, got to the hotel and then went to canterbury. I jumped in a $50+5 sng right when I got there because I guess they only run them monday nights. It was a shitty structure but I'm here to gamble so I said f' it anyways. I think I played like 3 or 4 hands before getting into the money. My favorite was raising from the CO with K-7hh(table was playing tight), old man grizzly called from the button. Flop was K-K-3. I bet 100 into like a 180 pot, he instacalled. Turn-3 so I check and he goes all in, I shovel my chips in and he shows A-Q. He then talked angrily while staring at me to the person next to him saying how bad I played the hand and stuff. I just started laughing. I tried hiding at first but he kept going on and on about how bad I played it so then I started openingly laughing at it because he was being so rediculous.Later got hu with about a 1:2 disadvantage and asked the kid if he wanted to chop(I had like 6 bb, he had about 12 at that point). First hand hu we get it in with my A-K > his A-8. I offer the same chop and he still says no. He then wins the next two hands to win when his K-K beat my 10-10 and then my A-8cc couldn't beat his 10-10. It paid out 250/150/50 (I've never played a live sng before, but is it safe to assume the other $50 went to the dealer as a tip?) Either way, that's bullshit IMO.While playing HU I got a call from a friend but couldn't answer so I called her back and she said a few of our friends are going to the other casino so I just headed back to the hotel so I didn't play for like 45 minutes at a table and then have to get up.

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Awesome they are showing Womens week on poker after dark.I would rather castrate myself then listen to Gonzo Rousso talk about Duke game theory. Interesting when she does'nt have her oversized sunglasses on she looks slightly cross eyed.

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Awesome they are showing Womens week on poker after dark.I would rather castrate myself then listen to Gonzo Rousso talk about Duke game theory. Interesting when she does'nt have her oversized sunglasses on she looks slightly cross eyed.
yeah the glasses make her semi attractive. weird that that would be true because those glassses are RIDICULOUS.
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Fuk u.And, yes, I brewed my own beer for a few years. It was delicious. Except the beer I brewed for myself. It tasted horrible but got you really drunk. Actually, it just got me really drunk.
oh hey! you could be our driver. you know, for when we want to go out and promote our beer (get drunk at the strip club). just stay in the car mmkay?
I got the slogan...."Dont jump on a Harley.... Hopps on our Barley!"meh...Ive had a few, canya tell?
haha, thats bad. I was thinking more along the lines of "our beer will fuck yo ass up nigga!" I don't know if royalties would have to be paid to dave chappelle or not, and if so, we'll just change it to "nigger" and market it mainly in mississippi and louisiana.
i get to work 12 hours on wednesday, and then 9 hour shifts on friday and saturday with a 7 hour shift on sunday, fun. At least I'll be drinking on thursday, but I'll have to deal with my aunt, uncle, and cousin. meth does a body goodi don't get to be a main taster, fuck you, I'm leaving this thread
oh damn, yeah can't leave you out. I guess we'd have to have specific main tasters for each division. like one for ales, one for lagers, one for stouts, one for vaginas (me), etc. beans, lets get together and come up with a business plan here.
BLOW ME!!!!
hahahaon another note, god damn gevalia sent me $40 worth of some seasonal coffee that I didn't order. so I called them and said what the hell, and they were all polite and what not saying I could return it for a credit or get my money back or whatever and that I could try it first to see if I like it. well wouldn't you god damn know, I tried it this morning and its really freaking good. I don't know about ten bucks for 8 ounces good, but good. now I don't know what to do.
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Hey, I need to hear from anyone (most likely Beans) who know about home warranties. I know my home has a 10 year warranty on structural as well as... there is something else and thats what Im wondering about. My furnace went out the other night. I woke up and it was 53 degrees in my house. I called the gas company (service plus) and it was going to cost $95 just for them to come out here and step foot in my house. From there is was $30 for every 15 minutes, plus parts. I told them to kiss my ass, lol.James friend does heating and cooling and we called him and explained what was going on, he said it sounded like the blower was going out, since when I would flip the switch on the side of the unit from off to back on again, it would kick back on, but then shut right back off after a few minutes. He said he would come out that day to take a look at it. Well, it continued to work the rest of the day so we told him to forget it. (Our first mistake, obv.) Well, right now its 62 degrees in my house and dropping. I keep going down there to flip the switch from off to on again to get it going, and it will kick on for about 3 minutes and then shut off again.So, obv we need to have this repaired, but Im wondering if this is covered under my warranty or if this is something we have to pay for out of pocket. Im going to have James ask one of his builders tomorrow, but Im impatient, so Im asking you guys now.Anyone know anything?

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What are everyones plans for Thanksgiving and the long weekend?
Wed - Finace comes in, hopefully sexing it upThurs - @ Parents and my grandma ( she's 101) and plays a mean game of canastaFri - Huskers20 is coming over and Bloody Marys will commence around 10am while the girls go shopping. Watch some footballSat - Pizza and bowling at nightSun - Bears and Broncos game
But my source told me that you guys would have to order the custom Viagra Pez dispensers in quanities of 40 to get the DNA head on them....Lemme know....
I'll take the Herman Munster one
in my experience almost any job that advertises for "entry level" or "management trainees" is kinda fishy from the get go.lets all start our own beer business.
I financed a micro brewery once. The start up is pretty costly, but the margins are incredible. I'm in.
Oh yeah, and since I feel vunerable tonight, will someone tell me how to put a line through something that was written. You know how everyone does the joke line through the thingy.
It's the drop down tab next to the underline tab and hit the bottom one "strikethrough"
I would just like to go on record and say that I gave Peter wise advice tonight. Yes, you heard me right. Me. Wise. Advice. Hard to believe I know.
Poker or women?
Well, got to the hotel and then went to canterbury.
Is this code for the Lori and Clint meet and greet?
I would rather castrate myself then listen to Gonzo Rousso talk about Duke game theory.
obv after you stick it in her butt
BEANS, YOU ARE THE BEST POSTER ON ALL OF FCP!!
Sorry Ron
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haha, thats bad. I was thinking more along the lines of "our beer will fuck yo ass up nigga!" I don't know if royalties would have to be paid to dave chappelle or not, and if so, we'll just change it to "nigger" and market it mainly in mississippi and louisiana. oh damn, yeah can't leave you out. I guess we'd have to have specific main tasters for each division. like one for ales, one for lagers, one for stouts, one for vaginas (me), etc. beans, lets get together and come up with a business plan here.
I am thinking Socal would be out as sales rep in the the malt liquor division?
Hey, I need to hear from anyone (most likely Beans) who know about home warranties. I know my home has a 10 year warranty on structural as well as... there is something else and thats what Im wondering about.
If it was new home, most items are just covered under a 1 year warranty, unless you purchased an extended warranty. The exact same thing happened to me last week...it was 54 in my house when I came home from work. Check the batteries in the thermostat and/or call an HVAC company. The gas company probably doesn't fix furnaces, just gas leaks...(insert Beans joke)
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