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Hello friend. I am choosing to ignore your rude insinuations regarding the-country-that-shall-not-be-named. Good news though: I just drank a cup of tea and it was delicious.
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Hello friend. I am choosing to ignore your rude insinuations regarding the-country-that-shall-not-be-named. Good news though: I just drank a cup of tea and it was delicious.
Excellent, i've been on a green tea binge lately, so what if i'm gay?
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2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: tyfgine, Bizzlehi bizzle, how's life?ps. did spademan leave? he was almost as funny as rod reynolds.pps. i'm typing with one finger, it takes a long time.

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k, hmmm, I'm not fully familiar with a lot of belgian beers. Do you have a pint glass at your place, because if you do, I can definitely give you some english recomendations.if you want to go domestic for stuff you haven't had, check out a bunch of rogue's stuff. I'm a big fan of their smoke ale, and their irish lager is excellent too. The pint bottles aren't cheap though as they run around $5.50
Geez, sometimes you guy make me feel illiterate for only drinking things like Bud Light and Corona.
I can't wait to see socal's response to this. Facking hilarious.
The best work MK has EVER done!
Except when he did Juanda, j/s
this is really not saying much
Depends on what doing a Juanda means to you.
cleaning out my closetpro: won a student of the month award in 8th gradecon: it was in may, and a girl and boy get the award for each grade, and you can't get the award more than once per year... you do the math
Oh so all 10 kids eventually got the award? Hey don't cut yourself short. If you need something new to stroke your ego, i'm sure we can come up with something.Ben, good to see you drunk posting.Shane, bad to see you are too drunk to post.Went to the Cinti game and had a good time, weird being on the field but fun. Deb had a blast.The blond pic in the bra is amazing thanks for the pic and keeping up with the rules though i'm not sure and don't really care if that was Erin. She's amazing.Oh yeah, LG Hi.Okay, morning and still drunk, should be a good day. Hmmm, Breakfast? I haven't done that in ages. Green eggs and ham?
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do you get magic hat in virginia? I wouldn't doubt that you get dogfish head, so, you should go with a 6 of the 90 minute IPA for that. If you want to go belgian, try out chimay or piraat if you've never had them. don't know how much you plan on spending, so that can make a difference
I tried one of the 90 minute beers and I have to say it was one of the worst things I've ever drank. that was not a good beer.
definitely go with a 4 pack of tetley's. You should also check out Fuller's London Pride and Fuller's ESB
they didn't have tetleys, but I did get one of each of London Pride and ESB, both of which I liked pretty well. also went with the old standby of Rogue's Dead Guy Ale, which never disappoints.I've got a lot of laying on the couch to do today.
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The blond pic in the bra is amazing thanks for the pic and keeping up with the rules though i'm not sure and don't really care if that was Erin. She's amazing.
That's not Erin. I've been waiting for someone to comment on that.
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hi guys, kinda drunk, just want to say hi. ps. that's a great pic of mexico (just kidding buddy, u know i love u, but noy as much as speedz, well, maybe)comma
I'm so pissed I wasn't here for this pop in. You're missed, you great big homo.
ps. i moved a new house a few months ago, and i finally got internet, so i hopr to be on here frequently. luv u.ben
This makes me such the happy panda. I have a challenge for all of you. It's like Iron Chef, but must be done when extremely intoxicated and with only the following ingredients:Frozen shrimpPretzel sticksSpriteTequilaMargarita mixItalian bread crumbsNo seasoning, oil, butter, etc. Just that stuff, a skillet, and a small pot.
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I'm so pissed I wasn't here for this pop in. You're missed, you great big homo.This makes me such the happy panda. I have a challenge for all of you. It's like Iron Chef, but must be done when extremely intoxicated and with only the following ingredients:Frozen shrimpPretzel sticksSpriteTequilaMargarita mixItalian bread crumbsNo seasoning, oil, butter, etc. Just that stuff, a skillet, and a small pot.
I've actually done this EXACT challenge before. My results?Appetizer #1- Pretzel Sticks. Appetizer #2- 7 Tequila shots, chased with Margarita Mix and Sprite combo (serves 1)Dinner- Undercooked frozen shrimp, covered with the salty remnants from the bottom of the bag of Pretzel Sticks, because by now you're so hammered you can't really taste anything but extreme salt and extreme hot.Desert- NapWang
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I've had a good week playing the ponies. (Football. I like to call all gambling "playing the ponies." Like: "Oh, what'd I do today? Not much. Went up to Motorcity, played the ponies, but the 10/20 game was tougher than usual, so I ended coming home early.") I never bet on the NFL, but if I did, I think I'd put some money on the Lions to cover +6.5 in Philly today. It's not a great bet, but I like intensifying my rooting interests in any way possible. Anybody wanna put 20 on it? I'll accept the first wager. If anybody wants the action, just quote this post and say "Book it." First wager. 20 bucks. That's how I roll.Wang

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I'm so pissed I wasn't here for this pop in. You're missed, you great big homo.This makes me such the happy panda. I have a challenge for all of you. It's like Iron Chef, but must be done when extremely intoxicated and with only the following ingredients:Frozen shrimpPretzel sticksSpriteTequilaMargarita mixItalian bread crumbsNo seasoning, oil, butter, etc. Just that stuff, a skillet, and a small pot.
Make a Margarita and snack on the pretzels. Soak the shrimp in the sprite and then sprinkle a light coating of bread crumbs and either grill or fry them.
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BTW, I have 2 slaps of ribs on the grill, and made homemade BBQ sauce (Neely's recipe which is amazing). They should be done by 4 when the Bengals game comes on. If you like games where you score 45 and lose then it should be a good one. Well, you all are welcome to come over. Bring some porn and some of Speedz' Margarita's though.

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I've had a good week playing the ponies. (Football. I like to call all gambling "playing the ponies." Like: "Oh, what'd I do today? Not much. Went up to Motorcity, played the ponies, but the 10/20 game was tougher than usual, so I ended coming home early.") I never bet on the NFL, but if I did, I think I'd put some money on the Lions to cover +6.5 in Philly today. It's not a great bet, but I like intensifying my rooting interests in any way possible. Anybody wanna put 20 on it? I'll accept the first wager. If anybody wants the action, just quote this post and say "Book it." First wager. 20 bucks. That's how I roll.Wang
Book it (only if I can pay via Stars)I find it amazing that a 2-0 team is a TD underdog to an 0-2 team. Per Simmons' column, it seems like it would be too easy to take the cover.Actually, I'm just a junkie and will take the bet so I have something on the game.
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Book it (only if I can pay via Stars)I find it amazing that a 2-0 team is a TD underdog to an 0-2 team. Per Simmons' column, it seems like it would be too easy to take the cover.Actually, I'm just a junkie and will take the bet so I have something on the game.
Ship! We'll figure out a way for you to pay me, or for me to pay you. When I lose, I'll probably just get your mailing address and send you 35 dollars worth of fun gifts and prizes.
Teased Pittsburgh -1/2 and Baltimore -3, funny the bet is called a wong teaser. I bet the Lions as well but I bet them every week pretty much for the same reasons as wang. So I am Wonging Pittsburgh and Baltimore and Wanging Detroit.
Haha, that's awesome.Wong
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Ship! We'll figure out a way for you to pay me, or for me to pay you. When I lose, I'll probably just get your mailing address and send you 35 dollars worth of fun gifts and prizes.Haha, that's awesome.Wong
Ship indeed.On another fine note, I started Leinhart in one of my fantasy leagues...and he is out.
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