turd ferguson 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Definitely.I missed you, you great big homosex.Are your wife's cans getting bigger yet? Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Morning bitches. Morning.I just got a gigantic e-boner from this. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 What the Hell's goin on out here?????? Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Definitely.Hey Hobbesy, what have you been up to these past few weeks?Nostalgia much?Hey asshole, what have you been up to these past few weeks? Don't answer that. Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I missed you, you great big homosex.Are your wife's cans getting bigger yet?Aww, thanks, I missed you too. I was just on to change my avatar for my birthday and saw that you posted. Seemed like a good time for a pop-in. I can't really stay.Yes, they are. She's four months and has only gained four pounds. I think it's all in her boobs. A couple of women at her work have said, "You don't even look pregnant, it just looks like you got a boob job." Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Morning bitches. Morning.OH my fcking dog!!!!!!!!Timdog returns, then special appearances from our founder/leader and his most awesomeness, Hobbes.Updates please.:impatientlly waiting and twidling thumbs while rubbing self face: Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 OH my fcking dog!!!!!!!!Timdog returns, then special appearances from our founder/leader and his most awesomeness, Hobbes.Updates please.:impatientlly waiting and twidling thumbs while rubbing self face:You're twiddling your thumbs AND rubbing yourself? How many hands do you have? Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Aww, thanks, I missed you too. I was just on to change my avatar for my birthday and saw that you posted. Seemed like a good time for a pop-in. I can't really stay.Yes, they are. She's four months and has only gained four pounds. I think it's all in her boobs. A couple of women at her work have said, "You don't even look pregnant, it just looks like you got a boob job."When I first read your post I thought you wrote "poop-in." I laughed.You motorboatin' son of a bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Nostalgia much? Definitely.Not so fast cocksuckers. I want some explanations. And possibly reparations. Yes, I'm definitely gonna need some reparations.WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN? Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I really hope you guys will stick around for a while, not just pop in and leave again. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Morning bitches. Definitely. I missed you, you great big homosex.Are your wife's cans getting bigger yet?This day just got a shot of Instant Awesome right in the ass. Welcome back you two, don't go leaving again. Happy birthday Bill! Link to post Share on other sites
DOG 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Morning. Morning WTF is going on here??????FYPJust checked...hell hasnt frozen over.Now if Shake shows up it would be a party.Good to see you 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Hey Hobbesy, what have you been up to these past few weeks?Hey asshole, what have you been up to these past few weeks? Don't answer that. Haha, that made me laugh. , the good ol' days face:Updates please.I've just been working a lot while getting home earlier. It's a weird thing. My wife just had an ultrasound, but the baby's legs were closed, so we still don't know if it's a boy or a girl. Jowest, a member here, has been helping me look for a new job. He just sent me an e-mail with a good lead on one, so we'll see what happens with that. I'm leaving for vacation tomorrow though, so it won't be an immediate thing.One of these days I'll go back and read through all that I've missed. I missed hanging out here with you guys. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Not so fast cocksuckers. I want some explanations. And possibly reparations. Yes, I'm definitely gonna need some reparations.WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?I've been reading the thread from time to time. Basically, the lady friend and I worked some things out so I'm back. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I've been reading the thread from time to time. Basically, the lady friend and I worked some things out so I'm back.Good to hear. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 My wife just had an ultrasound, but the baby's legs were closed, so we still don't know if it's a boy or a girl.You know what's shitty? If it turns out to be a boy the first memory you will have is of him tucking his ballcock between his legs. Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I really hope you guys will stick around for a while, not just pop in and leave again.Sorry, I'm just popping in. Caleb brought me out of retirement.Happy birthday Bill!Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Sweet, did you see Bizzle won a seat in the ME last night?Hobbes, congrats with the baby.Turd, congrats with the girlfriend.Awesomeness abounds. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I've been reading the thread from time to time. Basically, the lady friend and I worked some things out so I'm back.I feel like an old man discovering viagra. Your sudden return has prompted a surge in mojo and I am suddenly left with the irresistable urge to take my clothes off and run into the ocean.Welcome back. I'm glad you and the gf are cool. She really is quite hot, and I would not hesitate to touch her inappropriately. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I call for an instant removal of pants from all members of this thread in honor of the return of Caleb. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Sorry, I'm just popping in. Caleb brought me out of retirement.Thank you.Happy birthday buddy. You don't have to come back full time, but give us a few minutes every now and then you sumbitch Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I've been reading the thread from time to time. Basically, the lady friend and I worked some things out so I'm back.Good to hear.You know what's shitty? If it turns out to be a boy the first memory you will have is of him tucking his ballcock between his legs.Haha. If Mex was here I would've expected a joke saying he could get its legs open, girl or boy. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Haha. If Mex was here I would've expected a joke saying he could get its legs open, girl or boy.Joke? Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 OH MY FREAKIN DOG!Hi Lolli, hope you've been doing well.Joke?Good point. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 I feel like I need to be pinched.Where is Matt with that Yogi picture when you need him? Link to post Share on other sites
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