strategy 4 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 What kind of percentage can I get for $1, like 10% right?II'd like to take 1% of bizzle and MK, but shipping $200 to two untrustworthy gamblers is not +EV Link to post Share on other sites
DOG 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Get some head Peter for Dog's sakes.QFTor at least stop by the Spearmint Rhino. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Bizz, congrats.Wang, we're all attention whores, I love you how you are, keep tellin the stories. It's 2PM, I woke up an hour ago, and I haven't put on pants yet. Gotta pack tonight, then I'm leaving early tomorrow for Chicago. If anyone from around there wants to call me up, PM me and I'll give you my cell number. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 clerks II was good, i think a standing ovation would have been a little much. amazingly i think it has a decent plot line, but kevin smith made the movie for lots of stupid jokes and running gags, and there's plenty of them. a good amount of laugh-out-loud stuff, the storyline for me was probably the most interesting thing. i mean, the story had a point, and the acting seemed decent. jay and bob could have had more action, but jay's funny as usual. overall, a pretty damn good flick, not sure it has the repeat value of older kevin smith stuff though. that ****ing donkey is weird. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 clerks II was good, i think a standing ovation would have been a little much. amazingly i think it has a decent plot line, but kevin smith made the movie for lots of stupid jokes and running gags, and there's plenty of them. a good amount of laugh-out-loud stuff, the storyline for me was probably the most interesting thing. i mean, the story had a point, and the acting seemed decent. jay and bob could have had more action, but jay's funny as usual. overall, a pretty damn good flick, not sure it has the repeat value of older kevin smith stuff though. that ****ing donkey is weird.I'm seeing it tonight, thanks for a spoiler-free recommendation. Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Bizz, congrats.Wang, we're all attention whores, I love you how you are, keep tellin the stories. It's 2PM, I woke up an hour ago, and I haven't put on pants yet. Gotta pack tonight, then I'm leaving early tomorrow for Chicago. If anyone from around there wants to call me up, PM me and I'll give you my cell number.Your not going to the Live concert on Saturday are you? I am..... Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 my favorite part was the surprise where Dante self combustedkiddinghey get yourself in the mood for the movie do to you tube and watch The Flying Car! Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'm seeing it tonight, thanks for a spoiler-free recommendation.I'm seeing Superman tonight. Is it any good? Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Your not going to the Live concert on Saturday are you? I am.....No, I'm going down there with about 20 people from my house at college. We're basically just hangin out around Chicago for Saturday and Sunday, then we have a golf outing at Olympia Fields on Monday. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'm seeing Superman tonight. Is it any good?I saw it the other day, it's really long but I definately enjoyed it. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I'm seeing Superman tonight. Is it any good?Didn't see it, but I remember Andi posting that she really liked it. Some other people posted that it sucks dead moose though, so it's 50/50 I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Didn't see it, but I remember Andi posting that she really liked it. Some other people posted that it sucks dead moose though, so it's 50/50 I guess.Meh, I've heard mostly good reviews, I'm sure it'll be good. Can't quite convince the gf to see clerks.Tomorrow I start packing. Oh boy! Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 No, I'm going down there with about 20 people from my house at college. We're basically just hangin out around Chicago for Saturday and Sunday, then we have a golf outing at Olympia Fields on Monday.Live is playing a free concert in Hammond, IN tommorow night. It's at some festival. I'm driving over tonight.http://festival.gohammond.com/index.phpEdit: It's just outside Chicago in case you didn't know. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Meh, I've heard mostly good reviews, I'm sure it'll be good. Can't quite convince the gf to see clerks.Tomorrow I start packing. Oh boy!I started yesterday. Happily, I almost moved out of state a couple of years ago so I already did the "throw everything away that you can live without" thing. Now it's just boxing stuff up for a 10 minute truck drive down the street. I'm not taking everything, most of my crappy furniture is staying with my roommates because my fiance already has her place decorated with much nicer stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I started yesterday. Happily, I almost moved out of state a couple of years ago so I already did the "throw everything away that you can live without" thing. Now it's just boxing stuff up for a 10 minute truck drive down the street. I'm not taking everything, most of my crappy furniture is staying with my roommates because my fiance already has her place decorated with much nicer stuff.I'm gonna have a garage sale to sell all my old crap. After the down payment, we still have about 10K to have fun with so we'll decorate, buy new shit, etc. . But I don't need much in terms of stuff. It's more minor renovations, build a fence, etc. . Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 The Flying Car by Kevin Smith(Horns Honking)Randal: It’s times like this it occurs to me that we were lied to by “The Jetsons”.Dante: What are you talking about?Randal: According to that show we were suppose to be tooling around in flying cars by now. You see any flying cars lately? That’s the problem with TV, it always lies to us.Dante: Yeah, well most of us rational thinkers weren’t banking on a cartoon to offer us a viable glimpse into the future of technological development.Randal: You don’t think anyone anywhere is working on the flying car.Dante: I could care less.Randal: I gotta believe that there is somebody else out there is thinking about the flying car besides me. Someone who is not afraid to throw their hats over the wall for the good of mankind.Dante: What’s that suppose to mean?Randal: Throw their hats over the wall. It means committing to doing something. If more people threw their hats over the wall, we wouldn’t be sitting here in this mess right now. We would be zooming over it in the flying car.Dante: I see you have given this alot of thought.Randal: Kennedy, all right JFK himself. When he was in office, he stood before the world and promised them a man on the moon within 10 years. Thing is nobody had started working on a space program at that point. JFK had no data to back up his claims, no inside into the practicality of space travel. But you know what he had?Dante: Marilyn Monroe.Randal: The man had sac. The man had the sac to stand before the world and say “Yo, yo get this we’re going to the moon.” Imagine, if you and I were the kind of guys who had the sac to stand before the world and say “Get this we’ll all be in the flying car by the end of the year.Dante: Do you know you have a one track mind.Randal: Hey, what would you be willing to trade for the flying car?Dante: What do you mean?Randal: Say some German scientist comes up to you and he says “I have invented the flying car. I’ll give it to you on one condition.”Dante: Well, what’s the condition?Randal: He’s not going to tell you.Dante: Then it’s no deal.Randal: The guy is offering you the flying car.Dante: Yeah, but there is obviously a catch.Randal: Who cares what the catch is, it’s the flying car. You’ll have the only one in the world.Dante: And why is this... German scientistRandal: Ya, vol.Dante: Why is he offering it to me for free instead of the car companies instead?Randal: What is this “Murder She Wrote”? Who cares what's behind the mystery. You going to look a gift horse in the mouth? Just take the car man.Dante: Not until I know what the catch is.Randal: Fine, the catch is you got to cut off a foot.Dante: No way.Randal: Are you saying you wouldn’t cut off your foot for the flying car? You’re that selfish.Dante: It’s my foot! How am I suppose to walk?Randal: What walk? You’ll have the flying car. Good God, you could sell the design and engineering secrets to the car companies and be a multibillionaire. After that you could buy like 50 prosthetic feet.Dante: Which foot, right or left?Randal: You’re choiceDante: Ok, I’ll trade my left foot for the flying car.Randal: Why your left foot?Dante: Oh, it’s got an ingrown toenail.Randal: Listen to you. A guy offers you the Fire from Olympus that is the flying car and you trade him a bum foot.Dante: You said I could pick.Randal: So it’s a deal then, your foot for the flying car. You’re sure?Dante: Yes, I’m sure.Randal: You can’t welch.Dante: I won’t welch.Randal: Because the whole world is counting on you.Dante: Why the whole world all of a sudden?Randal: Because the German scientist held a press conference when he made you the offer. He told the world media once the trade is made. You can do whatever you want with the flying car. Including mass marketing an affordable model for consumer purchase.Dante: What the hell kind of scientist is this guy anyways?Randal: One with a lot of free time on his hands and a foot fetish. So are you in? You going to do the right thing here?Dante: Yes.Randal: So it’s a deal.Dante: Yes.Randal: Ok, so then what happens is you find out the guy is going to take your foot off with a hacksaw.Dante: What?Randal: And no atheistic.Dante: Aww, screw that!Randal: Come on it’s part of the deal.Dante: You didn’t say that before!Randal: Well, you should of paid a lawyer look over the contract. But come on, it only hurts when they’re taking the foot off. After that they’ll use a local on your stump and cauterize the wound.Dante: Well why can’t I have a local before he cuts it off?Randal: Because, he is a sick degenerate that likes to inflict pain.Dante: You said he was a man of science!Randal: You don’t think Einstein didn’t like hacking guys feet off but, nobody ever said anything about it because he was one of the great thinkers of our time. But come on man. Take a hit for the team. It’s a few seconds of pain for a lifetime of riches and zero traffic.Dante: Fine, as long as I get the local as soon as he is done cutting,Randal: So you want the local?Dante: Who am I, The Marquis De Sade? Yes, I want the local.Randal: All right.Dante: Why do you say it like that for?Randal: It’s just the local he gives you, knocks you out and when your out he diddles you pennie.Dante: Oh, come on!Randal: Hey man, you made the deal.Dante: To trade my foot for the flying car, not to be tortured and molested by some mad German scientist.Randal: And his friends.Dante: What?Randal: It’s just when he is done with you he gives his friends a shot at you too.Dante: Deals off.Randal: What are you some kind of homophobe?Dante: No, I just don’t want to be diddled by some insane German scientist and his friends after they’ve hacked my foot off.Randal: Need I remind you, this is for the flying car!Dante: It ain’t worth it.Randal: See, you’re what’s wrong with this country, hell with this world. You’re always thinking about your own comfort level. Never thinking about the rest of us. This country was built on sacrifice and nearly 30 years of living a life full of selfish foot pampering and intergender intercourse has made you too soft to throw your hat over the wall for the good of mankind. And what’s worse is, not only do you ruin it for the rest of us with the flying car, but you completely blow the notion of American nobility in the process. The children of the world have no heroic figure to emulate. So the future of mankind continues on it’s downward spiral into entropy and mass extinction until all that was once great about the human race lies buried in the primordial stew to which we’ll most certainly return. Thanks to you and ill refusal to reach for the stars and you’ll forever be remembered as the sad footnote in the book of life. The wimpy little scumbag who could of breached the chasm of becoming and being. But instead opted to cover his own *** and foot in the process.Dante: All right! I’ll go through with the deal. I’ll let the German scientist hack my foot off. Then him and his friends can have their way with me. All for the flying car.Randal: You would do it with a bunch of guys just to get a car. I thought I knew you man. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 3) I'd say # of posts is a pretty decent measure of how much one wants to call attention to oneself. That's pretty much what making a post is. "Hey. Here. I got something to say." Let's compare, shall we?Wangeasy with this crap.I dunno, Enter the blogosphere is pretty insulting...I love Peter more and more every day. (yes, intentional) Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 lots of wordswoah... Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Morning bitches. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 i liked superman, it wont blow you away but its a fine film. i mean, its superman! Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Morning bitches.Morning. Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Morning bitches.are you back? Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Morning bitches.omg tim and turd in the course of less than a day, legends of the thread. i bow before thee, and offer my right hand as sacrifice. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 Morning.Nostalgia much? Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Nostalgia much?Definitely. Link to post Share on other sites
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