beans-n-icewater 18 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 I'm busy writing my side of the story as we speak....That wasnt my real name by the way....AND it was a common over-the-counter cold medication I took in the bathroom...(sniff) Link to post Share on other sites
jlgosse 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Setting: In a home game with family and friends.Characters: Myself, my cousin, step-father, and a few friends.Story So Far: I'm down about $25, and very drunk.So anyway, I go to throw my last $5 in and get some chips, when all of a sudden my mom freaks out and tells me that I'm too drunk to keep losing money, and that I should quit now. This wasn't too nice, so I decide to be a clown and announce to everyone in the house, "I don't care, it's five dollars. I wipe my ass with five dollars!". Now, besides that, imagine me turning around, pulling my pants down, and literally wiping my ass with the $5 bill.I ended up not playing because no one wanted the money in the pot, and ended up spending the bill on a meal at McDonald's the very next day.How's that for filthy? Link to post Share on other sites
JaNnN 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 From what I remember of my experience in your fine country, you sir are full of excrement...Also, is that Tom Waits in your avatar?... If so you have good taste even if you ARE full of excrement... Haha all people from abroad think the dutch are this kinky, cocaine-snorting, hooker-humping bunch of perverts. And btw, the only fun part of the red light district are the restaurants and pubs. The best bar is the 'BananaBar'. When you go to Amsterdam you HAVE to go there.The show involves a guy from the audience, a stripper/lapdancer pulling his pants down, and a ****ing huge guy in a gorilla-outfit running on stage with a banana in his hands... you firgure out what happens.Haha but overall we're a pretty normal country, BUT with a pretty libaral government. So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to put my leathersuit on, smoke some pot and hump a hooker. and oh yeah the guy in my avatar is Tom Waits.Jan Link to post Share on other sites
StrippersNBlow 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Haha all people from abroad think the dutch are this kinky, cocaine-snorting, hooker-humping bunch of perverts.I think I've found a place to call home :icon_suit_heart: Link to post Share on other sites
JaNnN 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 I think I've found a place to call home :icon_suit_heart:Haha judging your name the Red Light District or ''de Wallen'' as we call it would be just the place for you. But be sure to bring a big enough of a bankroll to support your habbits cause the hookers aren't cheap mate. Before you know it you'll be the one winking customers from the other side of the window Link to post Share on other sites
Kangaroo 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 there's two things i hate in this world:People that are ignorant of other peoples culture...and the Dutch! Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 i usually get up... walk around... and fart while walking in between the tables... spreading the joy to everyone, not just my table... Link to post Share on other sites
JaNnN 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 there's two things i hate in this world:People that are ignorant of other peoples culture...and the Dutch! Lol, yeah thats a good moviequote and a funny movie.BTW there have to be some more stories in the bowels of FCP.Share them with us.Jan Link to post Share on other sites
Beerfly 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 From what I remember of my experience in your fine country, you sir are full of excrement...Also, is that Tom Waits in your avatar?... If so you have good taste even if you ARE full of excrement... That place is Disneyland for adults. I was there last spring and I'm going back this fall. But this time I'm bringing more money!!!!Haha judging your name the Red Light District or ''de Wallen'' as we call it would be just the place for you. But be sure to bring a big enough of a bankroll to support your habbits cause the hookers aren't cheap mate. Before you know it you'll be the one winking customers from the other side of the windowWhat??? 50 Euro for a 25 minute love affair isn't cheap??? Don't go to Vegas if you think that's expensive. Now I've said too much. Good day. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 how much does the weed in coffee shops cost? this is very important for calculating the cost of my trip this summer Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 I prefer the non-native speaker then. "I find you beautiful," would work fine on me.Your English is just fine, sir. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.How about, "You're right, Donkslayer?"Also, I think you should put a real-life pic next to your Av and commission a poll.Just a thought. Link to post Share on other sites
Beerfly 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 how much does the weed in coffee shops cost? this is very important for calculating the cost of my trip this summer Depends on the quality and quantity. 12 Euro gets you a gram of moderate hash from what I remember. Beer are generally 5 Euro a piece as a rule. Ladies run you 50 Euro for 20-30 minutes. Food is average but there is so much selection from local to KFC, McDonalds, BK.Hotels are STUPID expensive. Shop around. Visit Rembrandt square. Lots of good bars. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Depends on the quality and quantity. 12 Euro gets you a gram of moderate hash from what I remember. Beer are generally 5 Euro a piece as a rule. Ladies run you 50 Euro for 20-30 minutes. Food is average but there is so much selection from local to KFC, McDonalds, BK.Hotels are STUPID expensive. Shop around. Visit Rembrandt square. Lots of good bars.you might want to think aobut renting an apartment. http://www.vrbo.com/vacation-rentals/europe/netherlands#1596check it out, if you don't mind getting a place that isn't in the heart of amsterdam is it cheaper, for example there is a place that is a 3 bedroom for 2k a week. it is only a 100 bucks a night if you go with some friends and split it. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 "Looking at Joost, a friend of mine"Tell your friend Joost that he has a cool name. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Setting: In a home game with family and friends.Characters: Myself, my cousin, step-father, and a few friends.Story So Far: I'm down about $25, and very drunk.So anyway, I go to throw my last $5 in and get some chips, when all of a sudden my mom freaks out and tells me that I'm too drunk to keep losing money, and that I should quit now. This wasn't too nice, so I decide to be a clown and announce to everyone in the house, "I don't care, it's five dollars. I wipe my *** with five dollars!". Now, besides that, imagine me turning around, pulling my pants down, and literally wiping my *** with the $5 bill.I ended up not playing because no one wanted the money in the pot, and ended up spending the bill on a meal at McDonald's the very next day.How's that for filthy?Precisely why I use a debit card everywhere I go now. Link to post Share on other sites
DB10-2 0 Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 "farted a silent one?"priceless.nh sir. Link to post Share on other sites
towerguy 0 Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I was playing some 4-8 limit in Winstar Oklahoma ( 60 miles north of Dallas) when this really hot looking chick with a ballcap came and got seated beside me. About 10 seconds later, the table was overpowered with this smell of horse crap....turns out she was a horse trainer. She doubled her stack in about 10 hands and left..... Link to post Share on other sites
JaNnN 0 Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 I was playing some 4-8 limit in Winstar Oklahoma ( 60 miles north of Dallas) when this really hot looking chick with a ballcap came and got seated beside me. About 10 seconds later, the table was overpowered with this smell of horse crap....turns out she was a horse trainer. She doubled her stack in about 10 hands and left.....Lol, after rading that I'm going to take my fartspray with me the next time, it seems can get people out of their ''comfortzone'' with that.As for the prices in Holland, €5 for a beer, damn mate, I hope your not to big of a drinker 'cause you were ripped of. Just go and find a random small café/bar and you should be fine for 1,5 or 2 euros, and often the small bars have a much better atmosfere. But hey smoke some weed (or hasj)and visit Museumsquare and go play some poker in the casino, and you will have a fine time in Holland.*Fart* Link to post Share on other sites
DB10-2 0 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 lol.after 364 days, this deserves a bump. Link to post Share on other sites
psujohn 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 All I have to say is that Joost (pronounced like Yoast if I'm not mistaken) has to be the greatest name ever. Link to post Share on other sites
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