Shimmering Wang 1 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 i dictionary.com'ed this, i won't lie.Shimmering Wang:Even when he's drunk, his verbal SAT score would STILL be higher than yours!Teetotaler is one of those words that shows up in the alcohlic's vocabulary after like age 15Wang Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 True story: I haven't been concious and sober for 5 hours in at least 3 months, except the times where I was so compound-hungover that I couldn't leave my bed.Pretty damn good, sir....But you can do betterNOW CHUG AND GIMME TEN!!! Beans "Golly-lewd" true story: I've posted on a car forum for quite a while and the members in Vegas decided to have a breakfast run/cruise to a local hamburger joint called the Hot Rod Grill every month or so. I was invited to bring my car to the little show and meet everyone. First mistake.Nobody believed my stories of boozing so they dared me to attend. Second mistake.Long story short, one of the wives grabbed my keys from me as I staggered off the barstool to drive to Hoover with them. Good thing I always carry a spare for just such occasions. I had to drive the side streets home because she called the cops on me as I was leaving. I had to change screen names after that one Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Pretty damn good, sir....But you can do betterNOW CHUG AND GIMME TEN!!! Beans "Golly-lewd" true story: I've posted on a car forum for quite a while and the members in Vegas decided to have a breakfast run/cruise to a local hamburger joint called the Hot Rod Grill every month or so. I was invited to bring my car to the little show and meet everyone. First mistake.Nobody believed my stories of boozing so they dared me to attend. Second mistake.Long story short, one of the wives grabbed my keys from me as I staggered off the barstool to drive to Hoover with them. Good thing I always carry a spare for just such occasions. I had to drive the side streets home because she called the cops on me as I was leaving. I had to change screen names after that onewow I want to be just like you, you're so cool man. Where's Dane to post that pic of that drunk driver burn victim wearing a hat. Guess when YSAP you can't afford a taxi. neways. I got drunk with my ex and got the best sex of my life, I'm in good a place right now :icon_dance:mostly cause she doesn't want to stay the night! Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Damn hangover....now I gotta go to work....this is going to be fun day. Link to post Share on other sites
Teck_72 0 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrunk. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Yup, time to bump this shit. Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 wooohooo I finally fopund it.count it, b itchesI was looking fo this thread in general strat for like 19 mins Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 biznaitches tal;k to0me Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 i've decided i'm a mean drunk....so what wanna fight about it? Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 I'm drunk, and I toast my next beer to Damien. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Yep.:obligatory pick up line: Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Yep.Young lady, don't stick that tongue out unless you intend to use it. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Yeah, this thread needs a bumpin. Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 yup....drunk again Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 how haven't I posted in my own thread?? I've been getting wasted for the past four days here in vegas. Mostly at strip clubs. The other night I got wasted at bellagio right besides Hachem and a ton of other players celebrating his win.... Once I got drunk I bothered brad booth for a while telling him we played in niagara and that he's pretty much my idol. Kinda embarassing.I get ****ing hungover as hell for some reason, I can tolerate alchohol just fine but I guess my body cant the next day. My hangovers are by far worse than anyone I know, I pretty much need to rest all day and I hardly eat at all. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 aaaaaaaaaaaaaand my turn to bump the thread. My buddy took me out to outback and told the waitress to bring me several different shots allthrough dinner, none of which decided to be absorbed by the 16 oz poterhouse and decided to be a lot more fun coming back up an hour later.but that's neither here nor there of course Link to post Share on other sites
tskillz187 0 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 I danced with the Devil last night.Devil Springs, 180 proof. 1st experience blacked out, alcohol poisoning. 2nd experience last night. I didn't go to sleep for fear that I'd die. Devil Springs - 2 My liver, respect, dignity, coordination - 0 Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Yes.. WOW I got a lot on mhy mind right now................................. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 Merry Christmas ****ers. SAnta Good, Cerveza mas fina. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 went to windsor, club OMe: Hey, dude, what's your cheapest beer here.Bouncer: Uh,... I think it's called Lakepointe Ice.Me: Sweet.Me: Hi, i'll have 3 LakePointe Ices.Bartender: uhhhhh.... Oh, here they are.. OK.Me (2 hours later, hammered): WHY THE HELL DID I DRINK A BEER CALLED LAKEPOINTE ICE?!? Link to post Share on other sites
augmented 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 aite y'all, your favorite high school senior is certainly intoxicated, and really upset. my parents are now gonna punish me for tonight, despite the fact that i've been caught many times before, including this winter break, and now theyre gonna give me a 9 pm curfew for the rest of break, yes, that includes new years. thats so god damn lame. what am i gonna do? dmamit. Link to post Share on other sites
garetjax 0 Posted December 29, 2006 Share Posted December 29, 2006 Drunk = good. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 I'm drunk and putting some money back online seems like a good idea. 100 bucks on ftp weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeplaying 5.50 3 table sng donk it up suckas Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 I think this needs to be at the top tonight/this morning. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 I think this needs to be at the top tonight/this morning.Good call. Link to post Share on other sites
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