Funny Fish Talk

[JacKingOff_suit 0]

PokerStars Game : Omaha Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/03/02 - 08:27:42 (ET)Table 'Syrma' Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: barnsey ($37.50 in chips) Seat 2: madeyasayugh ($103.40 in chips) Seat 3: TILTOMATIC ($135.25 in chips) Seat 5: Any2Cards ($46.95 in chips) Seat 6: GrnGarcias ($89 in chips) Seat 7: tooshaap ($21.85 in chips) Seat 8: Darkest Ace ($126.35 in chips) Seat 9: PSD 03 ($41.55 in chips) madeyasayugh: posts small blind $0.50TILTOMATIC: posts big blind $1*** HOLE CARDS ***Darkest Ace said, "still hits a 3" Any2Cards: folds GrnGarcias: folds tooshaap: raises $1 to $2Darkest Ace: folds PSD 03: calls $2madeyasayugh said, "like he had planned"barnsey: calls $2madeyasayugh: calls $1.50TILTOMATIC: calls $1*** FLOP *** [9s 6c 4s]Darkest Ace said, "of course"madeyasayugh: bets $7TILTOMATIC: folds tooshaap: folds PSD 03: folds barnsey: calls $7*** TURN *** [9s 6c 4s] [3h]madeyasayugh: checks barnsey: bets $22.85madeyasayugh: raises $22.85 to $45.70barnsey: calls $5.65 and is all-in*** RIVER *** [9s 6c 4s 3h] [6h]*** SHOW DOWN ***madeyasayugh: shows [9c 8c 8s 7h] (HI: two pair, Nines and Sixes; LO: 8,7,6,4,3)barnsey: shows [Th 9h 7c 5s] (HI: a straight, Three to Seven; LO: 7,6,5,4,3)barnsey collected $39 from potbarnsey collected $39 from potbarnsey is sitting out*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $81 | Rake $3 Board [9s 6c 4s 3h 6h]Seat 1: barnsey (button) showed [Th 9h 7c 5s] and won ($78) with HI: a straight, Three to Seven; LO: 7,6,5,4,3Seat 2: madeyasayugh (small blind) showed [9c 8c 8s 7h] and lost with HI: two pair, Nines and Sixes; LO: 8,7,6,4,3Seat 3: TILTOMATIC (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 5: Any2Cards folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: GrnGarcias folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: tooshaap folded on the FlopSeat 8: Darkest Ace folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: PSD 03 folded on the Flopmadeyasayugh: testing the watersmadeyasayugh: cold and uninviting on that handmadeyasayugh: hamadeyasayugh: his straight was also the lowmadeyasayugh: that is sad

[Cooker 0]

This looks like it must have been a great table. Both these players must be total fish given the hands they show up with and the way they bet them. They both decide to play middle card straight hands preflop which is very stupid. On that board calling a $7 bet with TPNK and a straight draw with terrible low potential and then stuffing in all your chips probably getting freerolled when you hit your straight is retarded. Then the other guy tries some moronic bluff raise for $5.65 more that is 100% to get called, 90% that he will not have the best hand either way, and 100% that he will not have the odds to hit his hand for half the pot.

[simo_8ball 1]

Yeah, but on the plus side it's nearly impossible to read them to those hands. Next time they bet at you, you will be clueless.