poker1.com 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Hello FullContactPoker members. This is on the subject of your one line post's in an attempt to disuade me from my opionon(s)I have to ask you...Why do you make all of your one line posts, with my topics, but with other players, you will go on and on about strategy, statistics, and other things on the subject of poker.If you could answer this question without trying to fame me for my insight.I would really appreciate it.Save your one liners, for when you audition for your new hit sit coms, That's all for right nowjohnny sac...Please let me know why you make these very silly and stupid one line posts and do not have anything of substance to contribute to my posts or to Daniel Negreanu's forum. This forum is to discuss poker, not why ultimate bet might be down for a couple hours or who is hotter, Clownie Glown, Evelyn Ngye, or who is better, Clownie Glowen, or Evenly Ngye.I'm sure they don't appreciate your posts, on this subject and I think that's part of the reason, more recognized and known players don't post their opionions on this site and sites similar to this.This is Poke1.comSigning off...Johnny Sac... Link to post Share on other sites
chester97 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 UB isn't poker?but yes, you are completely right. on a general forum on the internet there is absolutely not enough room to discuss hot chicks. especially with you being forcably made to read every single topic on the site. i sympathize with you sir and with your plight to make this world, and this forum, a better place. swnow go drop dead. Link to post Share on other sites
rwood 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 get in zee choppa!!!!!!there ees a bomb on dee buss!!!!are we safe? or in dangerous territory? Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 wow...what a f*cking idiot. OP...you wanna discuss serious poker..here are some links.http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...php?showforum=9http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...?act=SF&s=&f=16http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...?act=SF&s=&f=49http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...?act=SF&s=&f=56http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...?act=SF&s=&f=17http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...?act=SF&s=&f=18http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...?act=SF&s=&f=47http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...?act=SF&s=&f=50http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...?act=SF&s=&f=19http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...?act=SF&s=&f=19WTF is the matter with these people?!?!Oh...and TP/MM. Link to post Share on other sites
Kangaroo 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I think you may find more strategy keyed posts in the strategy forum... I may be wrong though. Link to post Share on other sites
rwood 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 my favorite part is when the girl pops out of the cake....whats your favorite part? Link to post Share on other sites
Azreous 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 If you could answer this question without trying to fame me for my insight.You're infaming yourself just fine. Link to post Share on other sites
Iwu4u 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Well just to reply to your part about posts about ub being down. Where the **** else should we do this. I have access to hundreds of poker players that possibly play on the same site as me and i have a question about it. I guess i should interupt your busy life to make you respond. Oh wait i didn't make you respond you opened it up just to complain. Should i just sit here and not use a tool i have at my disposal to figure something out? No. A forum is made so i can communicate with other people. I can understand if i had posted UB was down in strategy but the scope of the general forum is a wide variety topics so you lose. nh Link to post Share on other sites
stealfromblind 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 definately when the girl pops out of the cake.did you hear about the time chuck norris ate the entire birthday cake before anyone could tell him there was a stripper inside? Link to post Share on other sites
poker1.com 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 Don't you dare, talk like that to me...You'll be in a grave so, quick, you won't even be able to think about it, $%$!#@...I'll ****ing kill your ass, so fast, you won't even have a second, to think about it, BEATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I don't need your @$#$#,And I don't appreciate, you telling me to drop dead...If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all you @!$#@!$ !@#$#@!$#@ !$@##@$.You are so stupid, that I can not, even fathom, how you got so stupid, you dumb Beaaaaaaaatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!While Mona Lisas and Mad HattersSons of bankers, sons of lawyersTurn around and say good morning to the nightFor unless they see the skyBut they can't and that is whyThey know not if it's dark outside or lightThis Broadway's gotIt's got a lot of songs to singIf I knew the tune I might join inOh, and go my way aloneGrow my ownMy own seeds shall be sown in New York CitySubway's no way for a good man to go downRich man can ride and the hobo he can drownAnd I thank the Lord For the people I have foundI thank the Lord So think about it, the next time, you try to post, and send me to the rail, Beatch...I don't have time for this $#(!, and I don't have time, for your 72, or Q9, off suit Beaaatch, so get a grip, and get a better attitude, before you wind up in some ditch, on the outskirts, of Las Vegas, Beeaaaatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I will not hesitate, to go and get a pistol or a riffle, and pump you, your mom, and all of your relative's and associates, full of lead, because, I just do not have time for your smart alek, attitude, BEAAAAAAATCH.So just leave me alone or put somthing positive on this forum, and I do, not have time for your cinical, smart, alek, remarks, about me, or anything that, has to do with it, or Mr. Negreanu, and his, friends and co-horts, 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off Hoe...I don't want to get violent with you, but you give me no, choice the way that you talk...I am not a violent or abusive person, but I will not tolerate, being flamed, or being told to drop dead...I try to contribute to the best of my abilities, to this fourum, and other forums, like it, and I do not appreciate, it if someone tells, ME, to drop dead when I am just trying to contribute, to this, and other forums, on the internet.Please do not say, anything remotely, like that to me, or you will find yourself, in an early grave, along with your mom, dad, and who-ever, you think you know, that know's how to play poker, but they really don't because, they just suck. PERIOD...You are not in any danger by any means, what-so-ever, but I would ask, you don't make your destructive comment's to me or any other player, who takes the time, to post, his/her, thoughts, on this fourum...So until Jennifer Harmon, want's to call me and play, some cards, or chess.This is Johnny Sac, saying...Have, Good, Luck, &, a, Nice, Trip, We, Got, Your, City, Locked, Down, Like, a, Vice, Grip, I'm on the dice tip, shooting, C-Notes, a, dollar, &, bones, hollering, G oats, &, we, "quote's", them, gangster, raps, that ya'll paid for, and we banks the snaps, well, perhaps, if you could see what I seethen you might be gettin paid like this ***** Warren Gso, fee, fie, foe, I'm from, the LB to the C ***** dont act dumboutta, site, outta, mind, so where yall gonna, put usWarren, G, & the Twinz and my girls Five Footaz.Peace...And don't take offence, to what, I said, because, I don't mean anything by it, it's just a joke.Laters.Peaceout Homiez...Later...Johnny Cab / Sac... ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))No offence... Please... ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))C ya......................................................................................................... Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 You have entered...The Freak Zone...Cake = Ass? Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, chameleon.Geez, Up, Hose, down,Fo real. Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 E-Thug 4 life! Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 And, and, DN's co-horts?What bout his MINIONS?And who you calling a hort?Yo, that shit is off the hook, fo real dog. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 The funniest part of all this is just visualizing how much time he actually put into these posts.I mean he really put effort into it. Amazing! Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Fileted minion.That is all... Link to post Share on other sites
Redrum 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Fileted minion.That is all...I like to wrap my minions in bacon, and top them with a dollop of bernaise. Maybe a baked potato or some asparagus on the side and topped off with a naughty cab or a frisky melot. Link to post Share on other sites
looshle 6 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Its to talk poker, not advertise your site.No one wants you here. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 This deuche seems like he is trying to be this guy.http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37327The OP is only slightly more stupid. I don't think he uses enough commas, either. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 ...tweekers...sigh... Link to post Share on other sites
Turbo Dog 1 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 The name's Francis Soyer. But everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you. You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff! So just keep your meat hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos......touch me, and I'll kill you. Link to post Share on other sites
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