chrozzo 19 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 MY DUMBASS MICROWAVE WONT COOK THE INSIDE OF MY ****ING MICROWAVABLE PIZZA...BURN IN HELL MICROWAVE Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 MY DUMBASS MICROWAVE WONT COOK THE INSIDE OF MY ****ING MICROWAVABLE PIZZA...BURN IN HELL MICROWAVEI hope by Microwavable pizza you actually mean hot pocket or something similar, otherwise, by better pizza. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Microwaves are rigged. Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Maybe by "Microwavable pizza" they mean "Not Microwavable pizza". Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 its that new Digiorno microwavable pizza..."Cook in your microwave and the pizza will come out exactly like it does from the oven!"Bull-****ing-ShitMr. Digiorno needs to be microwaved, thats the only solution here Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 no, stop buying that Digiorno trash and get tombstone or red baron, then get a Pizzazz Pizza Maker, problem solved. Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 better than what always happens to me. apparently, the kind people over at hot pockets have come up with a way to, in 30 seconds, heat the inside of a steak and cheese hot pocket to approximately the surface temperature of the sun, while leaving the outside a luke warm. my tongue has still not forgiven me for that shit. Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 better than what always happens to me. apparently, the kind people over at hot pockets have come up with a way to, in 30 seconds, heat the inside of a steak and cheese hot pocket to approximately the surface temperature of the sun, while leaving the outside a luke warm. my tongue has still not forgiven me for that shit.hotpockets are overrated, you need to buy the triangular shaped Red Baron version of them. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 french bread pizza from costco.... it seems you do not know your microwave... Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I don't own a microwave..however, I do own a really big clock that occasionally will cook sh*t. R.I. P. Hedberg Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I don't own a microwave..however, I do own a really big clock that occasionally will cook sh*t. R.I. P. Hedberg I want a clock that cooks shit. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 the clock on this 20 pound piece of shit here doesnt even have a clock Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 hotpockets are overrated, you need to buy the triangular shaped Red Baron version of them.Did you quit playing cards and get a new job?Like, working for Red Baron?Also, **** regular pizza; buy Red Baron breakfast pizzas. I'm starving myself at the moment so I can turn vag out on a semiregular basis in the near future, but when I'm eating more than 900 calories a day, I love Breakfast Pizzas Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Did you quit playing cards and get a new job?Like, working for Red Baron?Also, **** regular pizza; buy Red Baron breakfast pizzas. I'm starving myself at the moment so I can turn vag out on a semiregular basis in the near future, but when I'm eating more than 900 calories a day, I love Breakfast Pizzasno, red baron is money though, that's why I'm pimping them out. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 no, red baron is money though, that's why I'm pimping them out.If you'll notice, immediately after I chastised you for your RedBaron pimping, I decided I couldn't pass up the chance to toss props to one of their lesser-known products.I concur. Redbaron is money Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 If you'll notice, immediately after I chastised you for your RedBaron pimping, I decided I couldn't pass up the chance to toss props to one of their lesser-known products.I concur. Redbaron is moneyi've never had their breakfast pizza before, usually everything that's breakfast food that you would microwave has always tasted really bad. But I'll try them next time i go to grocery store. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 i've never had their breakfast pizza before, usually everything that's breakfast food that you would microwave has always tasted really bad. But I'll try them next time i go to grocery store.I'd suggest Bacon egg and Cheese, or Western Scramble. The Sausage ones aren't that great. Wang Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 I'd suggest Bacon egg and Cheese, or Western Scramble. The Sausage ones aren't that great. Wangdefinitely the bacon scramble....niiiiice Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cheeseheadGOD Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Next time, put it in the oven Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 the clock on this 20 pound piece of shit here doesnt even have a clockwhat?! Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 -what time is it?-14-what?-it says 14-push clear-oh... Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Maybe by "Microwavable pizza" they mean "Not Microwavable pizza".this got a chuckle ...norton can be clever.. either that or i'm over tired Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 ahhh yes...reliving the threads of yesteryear Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 TTIUWP Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 #1 even bad pizza ia good pizza#2 turn the power level down and let it cook longer. this should make it cook more even-pizza expert Ian Link to post Share on other sites
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