kingpin 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 When some one askes what youre hand was simpley say PAY-PER-VIEW Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "An ace with no kicker is like a chick with no tits"-Doyle Brunson We have an early leader! Link to post Share on other sites
ben_wallace 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "My stack is going up and down more than a $10 hooker on a friday night.""I've got a Gus" when someone raised pre-flop with junk and the deck hits them in the head Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 One commonly used by someone at our tuesday $5 game:When someone bets all in into him, he says:Lemme see what (amount) looks like... :-D Link to post Share on other sites
MasterLJ 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "You're losing chips faster than a bag of Doritos at fat camp"Actually made that one up myself =) Link to post Share on other sites
supertouch 0 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 "Pokah is nice. I love play pokah." The fact that Chau Giang is essentially pleasuring his own manbreasts as he says this ramps the comedy factor up to levels unknown.Cloutier at last year's WSOP is also splendid -- "I flopped the joint."Practically everything that comes out of Hellmuth's mouth is pure gold. the "bullets" quote is money.I really think my favorite though might be Men the Master's all-in move on Danny Nguyen (still the WORST televised tourney winner I have ever seen):"All you can eat, baby."I'm tearing up just thinking about the moment.three of the funnies moments in wsop history. the chau quote makes me laugh just thinking about it."Also, when asked if I have the nuts, "'Bout the biggest pair you've ever seen, dingleberry."Yeah, I likes the movies. I should be playing poker in fantasy land.not to nit pick, but in the movie they ask if there are any balls, not nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
ibthepenny 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 "Luck favors the backbone, not the wishbone!"Doyle Brunson Link to post Share on other sites
Vatche 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Got to go with what James Wood told the dealer right before a big race..."Dont bone me." Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Got to go with what James Wood told the dealer right before a big race..."Dont bone me."yea I like that a lot too. to nitpick though it wasnt a race. it was QQ vs QJ suited. still a great quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vatche 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 yea I like that a lot too. to nitpick though it wasnt a race. it was QQ vs QJ suited. still a great quoteya, my bad...i meant big hand. Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I have to go with the great quote from dna4ever"Don't f*ck with the Krablar b*tches" Link to post Share on other sites
biglickpoker 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 "An ace with no kicker is like a chick with no tits"-Doyle BrunsonLMAO!!!! nice!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
EvilGN 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Im suprised no one has mentioned this one yet.."you cant even spell poker"-PH Link to post Share on other sites
biglickpoker 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 a few quotes.."The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing"-- Nick "The Greek" Dandalos"Forget about a chip and a chair; give me a hand and I’ll stand."-- Warren Karp"A person should gamble every day, because think of how bad it would be to walk around being lucky and not know it."-- Robert Turner Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cheeseheadGOD Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 "Men are the rake in the poker game of life" Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 "I'm better than you" Link to post Share on other sites
GoStags92 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 "The outcome of a hand is determined by the thickness of a card."-Doyle Brunson Link to post Share on other sites
Gibbo 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 "I can win with any cards, they dont matter to me.." said in an Al Pacino voice. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 "Shawn Sheikhan is an idiot" -T Brunson Link to post Share on other sites
GoStags92 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 "Luck favors the backbone, not the wishbone!"Doyle BrunsonGood reference...I like the Doyle's Room commercials. Link to post Share on other sites
biglickpoker 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 "that's not a hand .. now THATS a hand" .. with an Aussie accent"I never saw a poker player’s money that I did not like." Link to post Share on other sites
ReraiseAllIn 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 "You know what makes me feel better? Rolled up aces over kings." Link to post Share on other sites
stealfromblind 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 "Men are the rake in the poker game of life"its women. women are the ****ing rake.pm me for a rakeback plan. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 "HASAAAAAAAAN HABIIIIIB!" Link to post Share on other sites
biglickpoker 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 start singing kenny rogers "you gotta know when to hold em ..."right after someone says "if i fold will you show?" Link to post Share on other sites
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