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I would have to go with Jack from Boogie Nights. You get to be rich, have super hot pornstars hanging around your house all day, have access to as much coke as you could ever want, and you would get to hang out with Dirk, Reed, Buck, and the rest of the gang.

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I would have to go with Jack from Boogie Nights. You get to be rich, have super hot pornstars hanging around your house all day, have access to as much coke as you could ever want, and you would get to hang out with Dirk, Reed, Buck, and the rest of the gang.
Perhaps Dirk Diggler, without the horrendous coke habit. :club:
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Lester BirnhamLloyd DoblerAri Gold, Vinnie Chase (sorry, TV)Tony Soprano (TV again, but come on)Daniel OceanJack BurtonJesus ShuttlesworthArthur Bach(just a few to chew on)

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Danny Ocean is about the only one on your list I agree with. Lester Burnham was pretty badass right up to the point where Chris Cooper kissed him and then shot him in the back of the head. I'd rather be a character who's still breathing at the end of the movie. I could almost see the hole in my head as worth it if he'd actually nailed Mena Suvari, but he pussed out and made her a sandwich.

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Lester BirnhamLloyd DoblerAri Gold, Vinnie Chase (sorry, TV)Tony Soprano (TV again, but come on)Daniel OceanJack BurtonJesus ShuttlesworthArthur Bach(just a few to chew on)
could those chicks Jesus ****ed at that college have had faker breasts?Vinny ruled until Mandy Moore ****ed with his headArthur is presently being beaten daily by liza minelli - Hopson was much cooler than ArthurLloyd is my hero
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Lester BirnhamLloyd DoblerAri Gold, Vinnie Chase (sorry, TV)Tony Soprano (TV again, but come on)Daniel OceanJack BurtonJesus ShuttlesworthArthur Bach(just a few to chew on)
damn. ican't believe i didnt think of jack burton
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Any character that has romantic interaction with Natalie Portman.Shake is to Natalie PortmanasSamHard8 is to Jennifer Aniston

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The Auto-Pilot from Airplane (around his mid-section you will find a manuel inflate, open it and blow)Carl Spackler from Caddyshack-you have to admire his work ethic and his six year plan to become head greenskeeper (chinch bugs, manganese)Any one of the Hansen Brothers (shut up, I'm trying to listen to the effen song)Jon Voight's character (Manny) in Runaway Train-one of the all time movie bad asses in a grossly underrated filmHappy Gilmore

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