cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 hey does anyone know what Lori does for a job? or what she did do before she married Daniel? i reckon Daniel should train her to be a world class poker player then they'd have double the poker income lol. nah but seriously does anyone know? Link to post Share on other sites
DanielNegreanu 141 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 It ain't poker, that's for sure! She doesn't really know how to play poker. She watches sometimes, but it's just not her thing. Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Wives playing poker, in my experience anyway, are definitely -EV... Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 oh ok i heard that she didnt know how to play and I was like why not lol. but its cool that shes content to just watch somtimes wish i had that self control Link to post Share on other sites
Guest duece800 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 i met lori a couple of times back in high school. she probably remembers me Link to post Share on other sites
nomo4life 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Wives playing poker, in my experience anyway, are definitely -EV...so is Jen Harman -EV? Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 so is Jen Harman -EV?You really think her husband wears the pants in THAT marriage?? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 so is Jen Harman -EV?You really think her husband wears the pants in THAT marriage??i was about to say that...you beat me to it Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 so is Jen Harman -EV?You really think her husband wears the pants in THAT marriage??Her husband never wears any pants seeing hes married to Jen Harman. Link to post Share on other sites
DunkinDonuts 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 My fiancee is up about $2.47 in Bodog NL cash games... So +EV for actual profit, -EV for hourly rate, since that time could be more profitably spent flipping burgers for minimum wage. The same could actually be said for my hourly rate.The problem is she always gets the urge to sit down and play online on my account (because she likes to "push the buttons") when I'm deep in a tournament. Then I have to stand over her shoulder and chew my nails until they bleed when she asks "Ooooh, Kings, what should I do? Check?"Anyway, where significant others playing poker is -EV is in what they want to do with the money. I don't lose often, but in any given session I usually win just enough to cover dinner out. I'm definitely not buying cars and electronics. So when I made $940 in PL Omaha on Saturday, Keri conveniently sidled over and asked how much. I told her, and said that it would help with rent and books, and without missing a beat she said, "Orrrrrrrrrr, they have these nice capris at American Eagle. We can go to Nashua tomorrow... they're open until 6." So basically, when I break even our relationship is good, but when I win she turns into a shameless locust. It's partly my fault because I'm whipped.For the record, she already owns a drawerful of capris (+2, after Sunday).So based on my own experience --> Significant others + Winning enough to buy capris = -EV Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 So when I made $940 in PL Omaha on Saturday, Keri conveniently sidled over and asked how much. I told her, and said that it would help with rent and books, and without missing a beat she said, "Orrrrrrrrrr, they have these nice capris at American Eagle. We can go to Nashua tomorrow... they're open until 6." So basically, when I break even our relationship is good, but when I win she turns into a shameless locust. It's partly my fault because I'm whipped.For the record, she already owns a drawerful of capris (+2, after Sunday).So based on my own experience --> Significant others + Winning enough to buy capris = -EVThere's a Bad Beat Forum for stories like this. js. Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 My fiancee is up about $2.47 in Bodog NL cash games... So +EV for actual profit, -EV for hourly rate, since that time could be more profitably spent flipping burgers for minimum wage. The same could actually be said for my hourly rate.The problem is she always gets the urge to sit down and play online on my account (because she likes to "push the buttons") when I'm deep in a tournament. Then I have to stand over her shoulder and chew my nails until they bleed when she asks "Ooooh, Kings, what should I do? Check?"Anyway, where significant others playing poker is -EV is in what they want to do with the money. I don't lose often, but in any given session I usually win just enough to cover dinner out. I'm definitely not buying cars and electronics. So when I made $940 in PL Omaha on Saturday, Keri conveniently sidled over and asked how much. I told her, and said that it would help with rent and books, and without missing a beat she said, "Orrrrrrrrrr, they have these nice capris at American Eagle. We can go to Nashua tomorrow... they're open until 6." So basically, when I break even our relationship is good, but when I win she turns into a shameless locust. It's partly my fault because I'm whipped.For the record, she already owns a drawerful of capris (+2, after Sunday).So based on my own experience --> Significant others + Winning enough to buy capris = -EVlol..same thing happens for me, except i tell her to shut the **** up and clean the kitchen and maybe ill buy her some dish soap Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 use the word "capris" one more time and someone here will revoke your penis Link to post Share on other sites
DunkinDonuts 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 use the word "capris" one more time and someone here will revoke your penisYou can't scare me with threats to remove something that dissappeared two years ago. Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 use the word "capris" one more time and someone here will revoke your penisYou can't scare me with threats to remove something that dissappeared two years ago. http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-...3098493,00.htmlMan missing penis strolls Jerusalemthat must be you.. Link to post Share on other sites
ForKeeps 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 use the word "capris" one more time and someone here will revoke your penisMaybe they are really "Clamdiggers." Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 My fiancee is up about $2.47 in Bodog NL cash games... So +EV for actual profit, -EV for hourly rate, since that time could be more profitably spent flipping burgers for minimum wage. The same could actually be said for my hourly rate.The problem is she always gets the urge to sit down and play online on my account (because she likes to "push the buttons") when I'm deep in a tournament. Then I have to stand over her shoulder and chew my nails until they bleed when she asks "Ooooh, Kings, what should I do? Check?"Anyway, where significant others playing poker is -EV is in what they want to do with the money. I don't lose often, but in any given session I usually win just enough to cover dinner out. I'm definitely not buying cars and electronics. So when I made $940 in PL Omaha on Saturday, Keri conveniently sidled over and asked how much. I told her, and said that it would help with rent and books, and without missing a beat she said, "Orrrrrrrrrr, they have these nice capris at American Eagle. We can go to Nashua tomorrow... they're open until 6." So basically, when I break even our relationship is good, but when I win she turns into a shameless locust. It's partly my fault because I'm whipped.For the record, she already owns a drawerful of capris (+2, after Sunday).So based on my own experience --> Significant others + Winning enough to buy capris = -EVlol..same thing happens for me, except i tell her to shut the censored up and clean the kitchen and maybe ill buy her some dish soapI'm thinking DD's method might get him laid more Link to post Share on other sites
DunkinDonuts 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 My fiancee is up about $2.47 in Bodog NL cash games... So +EV for actual profit, -EV for hourly rate, since that time could be more profitably spent flipping burgers for minimum wage. The same could actually be said for my hourly rate.The problem is she always gets the urge to sit down and play online on my account (because she likes to "push the buttons") when I'm deep in a tournament. Then I have to stand over her shoulder and chew my nails until they bleed when she asks "Ooooh, Kings, what should I do? Check?"Anyway, where significant others playing poker is -EV is in what they want to do with the money. I don't lose often, but in any given session I usually win just enough to cover dinner out. I'm definitely not buying cars and electronics. So when I made $940 in PL Omaha on Saturday, Keri conveniently sidled over and asked how much. I told her, and said that it would help with rent and books, and without missing a beat she said, "Orrrrrrrrrr, they have these nice capris at American Eagle. We can go to Nashua tomorrow... they're open until 6." So basically, when I break even our relationship is good, but when I win she turns into a shameless locust. It's partly my fault because I'm whipped.For the record, she already owns a drawerful of capris (+2, after Sunday).So based on my own experience --> Significant others + Winning enough to buy capris = -EVlol..same thing happens for me, except i tell her to shut the censored up and clean the kitchen and maybe ill buy her some dish soapI'm thinking DD's method might get him laid more Yeah, but a fat lot of good that does me with a revoked penis. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 This seems like as good a place as any for my petty speculation.I was watching the Ladies Night I on the WPT the other night, the one with all the "big hitters" (KL jokes aside) and I noticed Dutch Boyd sitting two seats down from DN and Alan Cunningham, cheering hard for Evelyn Ng. I bet he tapped that.Sorry, I'm not 12, but I like guessing.DD, you are whipped, but aren't we all. And women don't shop for practicality, they shop to fill voids. Link to post Share on other sites
pxyjk 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 hey does anyone know what Lori does for a job? or what she did do before she married Daniel? i reckon Daniel should train her to be a world class poker player then they'd have double the poker income lol. nah but seriously does anyone know?Sadly my memory remembers things of minimal value often. If my memory serves me correctly she was a nanny at least for some point of her career before she married DN. Link to post Share on other sites
healeydays 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Anyway, where significant others playing poker is -EV is in what they want to do with the money. I don't lose often, but in any given session I usually win just enough to cover dinner out. I'm definitely not buying cars and electronics. So when I made $940 in PL Omaha on Saturday, Keri conveniently sidled over and asked how much. I told her, and said that it would help with rent and books, and without missing a beat she said, "Orrrrrrrrrr, they have these nice capris at American Eagle. We can go to Nashua tomorrow... they're open until 6." So basically, when I break even our relationship is good, but when I win she turns into a shameless locust. It's partly my fault because I'm whipped. -EVNashua? Do you play any of the local tourneys? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 i heard she likes anal.. from dan himself. yes, thats right. dan akroyd Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Nashua? Do you play any of the local tourneys?No, I didn't know there were any. I live in Newton, MA, but I go to Nashua for the mall because it's a lot nicer than the ones around here and parking is much easier. If you like money then give me the skinny on the tourneys and I'm there. When I buy into a tourney it's basically the equivalent of an overlay.And since I just discovered this really cool ninja avatar, I feel compelled to use it: Link to post Share on other sites
dereeekho 0 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 so is Jen Harman -EV?how about marsha waggoner? or jennifer tilly? the significant other can be just as good of a poker player. Link to post Share on other sites
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