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notice btw that actuary continues to not deny that he's a loser who's never gotten any.[/quot]I was unclear what you said I did not deny.Ok' date=' I deny I have never gotten anyI've been married for 10 yrs.I've had sex.I also took a future Miss TN and 4th? place Miss USA/America to her senior homecoming (HS).I actually was quite the catch when I moved to town my softmore year Girls came pretty easily, even though I was shy. You don't have to believe it. Hardly makes any difference trying to dispute that over a forum, as there is no proof. Man, I thought I was above replying to this.[/quote']this will keep me laughing for another week or so. you forgot the part about being a movie action hero and playing in the NBA.
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I was wrong about pokerkid's point. I didn't understand it because the way his post was structured made the argument completely unintelligible. I was also blinded by the "cuz" "ur" "u've" and other ridiculous 14 year old girl shorthand words and assumed that he was an idiot. Apparently I was only partly correct. This comment also threw me off:
u have absolutely no clue how good those players are unless u've played with them.
It makes no sense in the context of what he's saying. Anyways...I misunderstood.As for my post for hellmuth, by that point I realized I made a mistake. I was just trying to annoy him because (as we all know) he's a tool...and apparently it worked because he got all fired up. I was going to keep baiting him, but since you guys were cool enough to stick up for me I just figured I'd say what happened and move on.
1 - at least u could admit u were wrong. 2 - if ur going to make up a story [that ur post was just to bait me] at least make sure it sounds slightly plausible. nobody believes ur bullsht, so before you spew something, at least make sure it has a chance of sounding like it makes sense. this, btw, seems to be a continuing problem for u.3 - u can all say what u want, if u saw somone post something so absurd u'd hav all jumped in and stuck it in their face just as quickly. i've seen u do it before. so get off ur high horses and shut the fck up.
Lol...you obviously have some serious issues. Don't take yourself so seriously. Your involvement in this thread is a moderately amusing train wreck.I really couldn't care less what you believe. Maybe you should look at the fact that I had people defending me in about 5 seconds (which is why I decided not to keep fucking with you, no matter how easy a target you are), while in many threads people shit all over you and not one person has ever said you have ever added anything worthwhile around here. It's pathetic...and I bet you don't even see it.I wasn't going to bump this...but I like having the last word. Especially when I know it will piss you off to no end. I win...as always.
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I'll tell you what's really ridiculous is where people talk about "live poker" as if it's the same skill level everywhere you go. The reason that some people say live poker's harder than online and some say it's easier is that it varies from casino to casino. I've played in 2/4 and 3/6 limit games live that were filled with regulars that played tighter than a 10/20 game online where people would regularly fold AJ to a raise PF and fold TPTK to a raise on the turn. On the other hand, I've also played 10/20 limit games live that were looser than a 1/2 game online where half the players would see every flop regardless of their hand.As for right now, I'm starting to agree with the OP. I haven't been losing money online, but it seems like I just can't make any steady progress lately. Part of it comes from moving up too fast and playing underbankrolled, and part of it comes from having to cash out money for expenses, but it seems like I end up running my account out one way or another every week.Meanwhile, I've found an extremely juicy 1/2 NL game here in town, and I'm thinking that might be a lot better outlet for me right now. As OP stated, it is a lot more fun playing live, and in 4 sessions, I'm up $1200 so far. The actual NL game only runs on the weekend, but they have a 2-20 spread game on Tuesday and a PL HE/Omaha game on Friday that are worth playing as well. I really didn't like the changes PartyPoker made, and I haven't played there since my first two days with the new software, so I very well might be a B&M only poker player for the near future.

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speedz, sorry, I'm taking the last word :club: PhilHellmuth,of course I knew "denying" your claim would lead to you accusing me of making stuff up. Care to wager $5,000 on the whole Miss TN thing?You remind me of the dumb dorks in school that were so jealous of the good looking smart guys; so all you could do was be annnoying. You are not liked here, so this must be familar territory. So funny how you judge someone based on selecting a calculator for their avitar.

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I agree 100%....live players are better than on-line. And I go to the KC Boats also....$2/$5 NLHE at Harrahs. I'm decent...maybe more than that but I'll hold off judgement for a bit longer. Going to go on-line for the first time at month's end.
Glad to see someone esp. from KC agrees with me.....I have played at Harrah's .... only Limit...they don't have a kill.. which I don't like... I have not played NL there....I'm really not a big fan of their poker room... Ameristar....it's ok.... but there.. it's No FOLD'em Hold'em..Good luck at on-line... it will be a big adjustment... took me awhile and money to figure it out. :club:
Ok... you are so wrong in everything you've said in this whole thread. It is incredibly hilarious.Live players are worse... that is why it's no fold'em hold'em... duh.. they make more mistakes... if you are a decent player, which I highly doubt you are, if you seem to misunderstand the most important concept to low limit poker, then you will KILL these retards.Anyways. You are wrong. Very wrong.Good luck.- Zach
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I was wrong about pokerkid's point. I didn't understand it because the way his post was structured made the argument completely unintelligible. I was also blinded by the "cuz" "ur" "u've" and other ridiculous 14 year old girl shorthand words and assumed that he was an idiot. Apparently I was only partly correct. This comment also threw me off:
u have absolutely no clue how good those players are unless u've played with them.
It makes no sense in the context of what he's saying. Anyways...I misunderstood.As for my post for hellmuth, by that point I realized I made a mistake. I was just trying to annoy him because (as we all know) he's a tool...and apparently it worked because he got all fired up. I was going to keep baiting him, but since you guys were cool enough to stick up for me I just figured I'd say what happened and move on.
1 - at least u could admit u were wrong. 2 - if ur going to make up a story [that ur post was just to bait me] at least make sure it sounds slightly plausible. nobody believes ur bullsht, so before you spew something, at least make sure it has a chance of sounding like it makes sense. this, btw, seems to be a continuing problem for u.3 - u can all say what u want, if u saw somone post something so absurd u'd hav all jumped in and stuck it in their face just as quickly. i've seen u do it before. so get off ur high horses and shut the fck up.
Lol...you obviously have some serious issues. Don't take yourself so seriously. Your involvement in this thread is a moderately amusing train wreck.I really couldn't care less what you believe. Maybe you should look at the fact that I had people defending me in about 5 seconds (which is why I decided not to keep fucking with you, no matter how easy a target you are), while in many threads people censored all over you and not one person has ever said you have ever added anything worthwhile around here. It's pathetic...and I bet you don't even see it.I wasn't going to bump this...but I like having the last word. Especially when I know it will piss you off to no end. I win...as always.
bro, the 2 ppl who defended u both said u were wrong, which u didnt realize until they both said it. i understand that ur upset that someone actually had the nerve to tell u that u shouldnt be telling people that their post doesnt make any sense, when ur completely and totally off. the one thing i've never done is jump in and flame someone before taking 10 seconds to think about it, which you apparently couldnt do. take responsibility for what u write. if ur such a 'vet', isnt it worth trying to not make an a$$ out of urself when u post?u can talk till tomorrow how ur trying to "piss me off'" and all ur doing is trying to cover up that u made urself look like an idiot by not thinking before you post.
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Tonite was my last night online until after the Protoge final table, at least. I need to put in at least ten hours a week live until then, just to get the feel back. And really, I have kind of lost my hunger for the play online, it's just beat after beat after beat and it just gets tiring. Get it all in preflop with A-A vs. 4-4 and 4-4 rivers a straight, stuff like that. It just gets tiring, and it happens ALL DAY LONG. I seem to do really well live lately, and I think alot of it has to do with the fact that I am forced to slow down, I have to get dressed, I have to physically go to the bank and take out cash, I have to physically touch the chips and look the players in the eyes. Do beats still happen? Hell, yes. Just not as fast, and the players are alot worse so even a donk like me can make money relatively easily. I love poker, I just think that the online poker has sort of gotten old for me on some level. Thankfully, I am still above even lifetime, I guess in that respect I am one of the lucky ones.

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bro, the 2 ppl who defended u both said u were wrong, which u didnt realize until they both said it. i understand that ur upset that someone actually had the nerve to tell u that u shouldnt be telling people that their post doesnt make any sense, when ur completely and totally off. the one thing i've never done is jump in and flame someone before taking 10 seconds to think about it, which you apparently couldnt do. take responsibility for what u write. if ur such a 'vet', isnt it worth trying to not make an a$$ out of urself when u post?u can talk till tomorrow how ur trying to "censored me off'" and all ur doing is trying to cover up that u made urself look like an idiot by not thinking before you post.
Not thinking before you post > Not thinking while you post
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philhellmuth has been on a tear lately flaming posters left and right, now hes going after a veteran, look out phil you worthless fag
i'll take u each as u come. i'll say it as many times as i have to - i dont give a fck what ur postcount is. if u talk sht to a guy who made a good point and ur the one who's wrong i will stand up for the guy. go find a +1 thread in off topic u loser
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bro, the 2 ppl who defended u both said u were wrong, which u didnt realize until they both said it. i understand that ur upset that someone actually had the nerve to tell u that u shouldnt be telling people that their post doesnt make any sense, when ur completely and totally off. the one thing i've never done is jump in and flame someone before taking 10 seconds to think about it, which you apparently couldnt do. take responsibility for what u write. if ur such a 'vet', isnt it worth trying to not make an a$$ out of urself when u post?u can talk till tomorrow how ur trying to "censored me off'" and all ur doing is trying to cover up that u made urself look like an idiot by not thinking before you post.
Not thinking before you post > Not thinking while you post
dm, i was amused that someone today finally had the balls to echo a lot of ppl's sentiments that many of ur posts flaming ppl are worthless and inappropriate. u dont seem to have gotten the message, but thats not very surprising.
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philhellmuth has been on a tear lately flaming posters left and right, now hes going after a veteran, look out phil you worthless fag
i'll take u each as u come. i'll say it as many times as i have to - i dont give a fck what ur postcount is. if u talk sht to a guy who made a good point and ur the one who's wrong i will stand up for the guy. go find a +1 thread in off topic u loser
what do you have a vendetta against veterans or something? just because you are a worthless human being dont take your fat aggression out on us tubby, you couldent handle us anyway donk
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dm, i was amused that someone today finally had the balls to echo a lot of ppl's sentiments that many of ur posts flaming ppl are worthless and inappropriate. u dont seem to have gotten the message, but thats not very surprising.
You want a message? I'll give ya a message.Your crusade against people with high post counts is stupid. You look stupid doing it. Typically--though not always--people with high post counts have contributed to this forum--YOU haven't.Quite frankly? I couldn't give a shit less what you or your little band of tards thinks or says. I've contributed more in the last twenty minutes to this forum then you have ever. Trust me, I've never flamed anyone for a well thought out, intelligent, based-in-reality, post.I'm sorry that you seem to react so angrily when people disagree with you--example; me not saying anything negative, condescending or even remotely close to a flame in this thread. It's kinda amusing though, if you want to know the truth. So, keep it up. If you're not going to contribute intelligence you might as well contribute by being a complete joke to the rest of the forum.
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Old school KowboyKoop coming up....I think you gotta be aggressive here and raise it. You started with three spades, including the Ace of Spades, and on 4th street you caught the Queen of spades and there are NO other spades out. Since you are last to act and you see that five people have already put in one bet on 4th street, just calling would be very weak, while if you raise, you are pretty much guaranteed to build a big pot that people would more likely chase into if you catch your flush, which you are almost even money to do. Thus, raising in this spot is an EXTREMELY profitable play and can even disguise your hand, as many of the players are likely unaware that you will make this play with a drawing hand.

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Old school KowboyKoop coming up....I think you gotta be aggressive here and raise it. You started with three spades, including the Ace of Spades, and on 4th street you caught the Queen of spades and there are NO other spades out. Since you are last to act and you see that five people have already put in one bet on 4th street, just calling would be very weak, while if you raise, you are pretty much guaranteed to build a big pot that people would more likely chase into if you catch your flush, which you are almost even money to do. Thus, raising in this spot is an EXTREMELY profitable play and can even disguise your hand, as many of the players are likely unaware that you will make this play with a drawing hand.
I always used to laugh at your random stud advice...nh.- Zach
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Old school KowboyKoop coming up....I think you gotta be aggressive here and raise it. You started with three spades, including the Ace of Spades, and on 4th street you caught the Queen of spades and there are NO other spades out. Since you are last to act and you see that five people have already put in one bet on 4th street, just calling would be very weak, while if you raise, you are pretty much guaranteed to build a big pot that people would more likely chase into if you catch your flush, which you are almost even money to do. Thus, raising in this spot is an EXTREMELY profitable play and can even disguise your hand, as many of the players are likely unaware that you will make this play with a drawing hand.
I always used to laugh at your random stud advice...nh.- Zach
It's about as useful as most of the other stuff in this thread. And funnier. Glad you enjoy it.
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dm, i was amused that someone today finally had the balls to echo a lot of ppl's sentiments that many of ur posts flaming ppl are worthless and inappropriate. u dont seem to have gotten the message, but thats not very surprising.
You want a message? I'll give ya a message.Your crusade against people with high post counts is stupid. You look stupid doing it. Typically--though not always--people with high post counts have contributed to this forum--YOU haven't.Quite frankly? I couldn't give a shit less what you or your little band of tards thinks or says. I've contributed more in the last twenty minutes to this forum then you have ever. Trust me, I've never flamed anyone for a well thought out, intelligent, based-in-reality, post.I'm sorry that you seem to react so angrily when people disagree with you--example; me not saying anything negative, condescending or even remotely close to a flame in this thread. It's kinda amusing though, if you want to know the truth. So, keep it up. If you're not going to contribute intelligence you might as well contribute by being a complete joke to the rest of the forum.
this is the last breath i will waste addressing ur worthless existence - "me not saying anything negative, condescending or even remotely close to a flame in this thread."your exact words were - 'Not thinking before you post > Not thinking while you post'. not only was this post obviously negative, condescending, and remotely close to a flame, it was complete nonsensical garbage because i obviously did 'think while i was posting.'all u do is try to find threads in which u can say something condescending to someone, to make urself feel like a tough guy, and u think everyone percieves u as a tough guy who knows his sht. all anyone thinks of u as is a self-righteous waste of oxygen, and finally some people [with (gasp) postcounts below 10 million] hav told u so. it figures u'd fall back on ur postcount. that really is all u have going for u
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this is the last breath i will waste addressing ur worthless existence - "me not saying anything negative, condescending or even remotely close to a flame in this thread."your exact words were - 'Not thinking before you post > Not thinking while you post'. not only was this post obviously negative, condescending, and remotely close to a flame, it was complete nonsensical garbage because i obviously did 'think while i was posting.'all u do is try to find threads in which u can say something condescending to someone, to make urself feel like a tough guy, and u think everyone percieves u as a tough guy who knows his sht. all anyone thinks of u as is a self-righteous waste of oxygen, and finally some people [with (gasp) postcounts below 10 million] hav told u so. it figures u'd fall back on ur postcount. that really is all u have going for u
You are too hysterical, man.Seriously, I said one simple thing and you took at as a personal attack. Get over yourself. You've demonstrated all the intelligence you're capable of, here in this thread. Thank God you won't waste any more breath(keystrokes?) on my worthless existence. Good luck, man, you need it. Don't forget to put your helmet on before you go outside.
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