nritchi3 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Ok so i was really tired tonight but i still felt like playing some poker but i didn't really want to think or worry about losing money so i decided i would go play like a donkey at the micro limit tables. So im playing heads up with some guy and i have 4000 sitting on the table. So he starts asking questions. Why are you here? etc etc etc. So he starts with .40 and loses it all even though i was playing like a complete donk he was worse than me. So he left and i played some other guy took his stack and then the first guy came back im thinking wow i must have pissed him off or something. So right away he starts talking smack. Which really didn't bother so he lost another 40 cents so i feel bad so i transfer a dollar into his account. Then he just starts going off on me. Saying he is way better than me and how much of a jerk i am and how i was just using my bankroll to my advantage. Now i regret giving him the dollar. I try to be nice and look what it gets me! Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar The Sperm 1 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 lol, you gave him his dollar back. Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 lol, you gave him his dollar back.yep Link to post Share on other sites
nritchi3 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 Man he's playing .01/.02. you only need a 6 dollar bankroll to play that game so i took like 1/6th of his bankroll most likely. Probably more. I feel bad for the Micro players they suck so bad plus he had to play the master. JK. Link to post Share on other sites
stealfromblind 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 i was playing on ub once and a bum came in our room and was asking a couple guys to transfer him $1. anyways i told him that if he cheered for me for an hour straight i would transfer a $1 into his account. i wasn't really thinking anyone would actually do this but the mother fucker actually cheered in the room for the entire hour. one of the funniest things i've seen happen in an online game, of course the other players at the table were bitching because the gig got old after hearing it for more than 10 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
Wingmaster05 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 lol, you gave him his dollar back.lol, your name is fubar the sperm. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Ok so i was really tired tonight but i still felt like playing some poker but i didn't really want to think or worry about losing money so i decided i would go play like a donkey at the micro limit tables. So im playing heads up with some guy and i have 4000 sitting on the table. So he starts asking questions. Why are you here? etc etc etc. So he starts with .40 and loses it all even though i was playing like a complete donk he was worse than me. So he left and i played some other guy took his stack and then the first guy came back im thinking wow i must have censored him off or something. So right away he starts talking smack. Which really didn't bother so he lost another 40 cents so i feel bad so i transfer a dollar into his account. Then he just starts going off on me. Saying he is way better than me and how much of a jerk i am and how i was just using my bankroll to my advantage. Now i regret giving him the dollar. I try to be nice and look what it gets me!You sat at a .01/02 NL table with 4000 dollars??? Link to post Share on other sites
Guitarmy 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Ok so i was really tired tonight but i still felt like playing some poker but i didn't really want to think or worry about losing money so i decided i would go play like a donkey at the micro limit tables. So im playing heads up with some guy and i have 4000 sitting on the table. So he starts asking questions. Why are you here? etc etc etc. So he starts with .40 and loses it all even though i was playing like a complete donk he was worse than me. So he left and i played some other guy took his stack and then the first guy came back im thinking wow i must have censored him off or something. So right away he starts talking smack. Which really didn't bother so he lost another 40 cents so i feel bad so i transfer a dollar into his account. Then he just starts going off on me. Saying he is way better than me and how much of a jerk i am and how i was just using my bankroll to my advantage. Now i regret giving him the dollar. I try to be nice and look what it gets me!You sat at a .01/02 NL table with 4000 dollars???where does it say NL? Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Ok so i was really tired tonight but i still felt like playing some poker but i didn't really want to think or worry about losing money so i decided i would go play like a donkey at the micro limit tables. So im playing heads up with some guy and i have 4000 sitting on the table. So he starts asking questions. Why are you here? etc etc etc. So he starts with .40 and loses it all even though i was playing like a complete donk he was worse than me. So he left and i played some other guy took his stack and then the first guy came back im thinking wow i must have censored him off or something. So right away he starts talking smack. Which really didn't bother so he lost another 40 cents so i feel bad so i transfer a dollar into his account. Then he just starts going off on me. Saying he is way better than me and how much of a jerk i am and how i was just using my bankroll to my advantage. Now i regret giving him the dollar. I try to be nice and look what it gets me!You sat at a .01/02 NL table with 4000 dollars???where does it say NL?In my "been up for 18 hours" world it said NL...oops. Still though...that is a massive buy in for the low limits. Must be intimidating. Link to post Share on other sites
DLizzle 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 lol if they have a 1/2 cent nl game where you can sit with 4k, why would anyone play higher? Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 lol if they have a 1/2 cent nl game where you can sit with 4k, why would anyone play higher?What would be better than Doyle Brunson v. Phil Ivey in heads up NL, 1cent/2cent blinds, each starting with $1,000,000. "and Doyle raises to 6 cents...OH, and Ivey pops it to a dollar. Oh sh*t! Ivey really means business with that raise!!!!" Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zach6668 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 There's a low limit NL table on UB with no max buy in.Blinds are 0.01/0.02. Largest stack is currently $525.32- Zach Link to post Share on other sites
KTW 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 There are a few No Max buyin tables at UB. I have seen players play with others with more than 10,000 times their roll. Its funny. I will play the middle No Max table and try to have the highest player covered. A few times a BIG player would sit in as a goof and have like $100,000 compared to $1,000 or so for the next highest. Having such small blinds is a catch 22. If you play those tables with decent money you must be VERY patient and have excellent post flop play. Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 . So right away he starts talking smack. Which really didn't bother so he lost another 40 cents so i feel bad so i transfer a dollar into his account. !HAHHAHHAHA salt in the wound. that's fu.cking funnyi was playing on ub once and a bum came in our room and was asking a couple guys to transfer him $1. anyways i told him that if he cheered for me for an hour straight i would transfer a $1 into his account. i wasn't really thinking anyone would actually do this but the mother fucker actually cheered in the room for the entire hour. one of the funniest things i've seen happen in an online game, of course the other players at the table were bitching because the gig got old after hearing it for more than 10 minutes.damn $1/hr.....still more than indonesians Link to post Share on other sites
Limit Player 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 seeing someone with a huge chip stack relative to the game can be intimidating. Last July (right around when I first started playing) I was playing 1/2 limit on Interpoker and a guy came and sat down with $120,000 lol Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I think it's pretty non-hetero to go into a micro game with that kind of bankroll. Is your penis small or something? Link to post Share on other sites
leedtourwood 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I think it's pretty non-hetero to go into a micro game with that kind of bankroll. Is your penis small or something?Is that a hetero question? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I think it's pretty non-hetero to go into a micro game with that kind of bankroll. Is your penis small or something?He explained why he did it.Stop being such a hetero. Link to post Share on other sites
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