johnnycarwash 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 so i'm in a malibu post office buying stamps.as soon as the guy serving me greets me, i get the impression he's gay...NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT!anyway, i tell him i need some regular lettermail stamps and he gets out these things with two swans making a heart shape with their intertwined necks...i tell him it's for some business-related mail and does he have anything more professional-looking?...he gets out some other stamps that look more professional but informs me that they're the old kind... the kind you have to lick... (the swans were the new peel-and-stick)so i deliberate in my head for a moment and without even considering my words, i blurt out, "i'm gonna lick."he leans across the counter with a sly smile and responds, "i'll bet you would." Link to post Share on other sites
johnboys1 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 so i'm in a malibu post office buying stamps.as soon as the guy serving me greets me, i get the impression he's gay...NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT!anyway, i tell him i need some regular lettermail stamps and he gets out these things with two swans making a heart shape with their intertwined necks...i tell him it's for some business-related mail and does he have anything more professional-looking?...he gets out some other stamps that look more professional but informs me that they're the old kind... the kind you have to lick... (the swans were the new peel-and-stick)so i deliberate in my head for a moment and without even considering my words, i blurt out, "i'm gonna lick."he leans across the counter with a sly smile and responds, "i'll bet you would."And then you two lived happily ever after. Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 so i'm in a malibu post office buying stamps.as soon as the guy serving me greets me, i get the impression he's gay...NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT!anyway, i tell him i need some regular lettermail stamps and he gets out these things with two swans making a heart shape with their intertwined necks...i tell him it's for some business-related mail and does he have anything more professional-looking?...he gets out some other stamps that look more professional but informs me that they're the old kind... the kind you have to lick... (the swans were the new peel-and-stick)so i deliberate in my head for a moment and without even considering my words, i blurt out, "i'm gonna lick."he leans across the counter with a sly smile and responds, "i'll bet you would."And then you two lived happily ever after.this guy was actually funny for once lol Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 i'm a fan of johnboythis forum is a much more effective time killer with him around Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 i'm a fan of johnboythis forum is a much more effective time killer with him aroundThe only problem is that if we weren't stupid enough, we get much more stupid by reading his posts. Link to post Share on other sites
johnboys1 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 i'm a fan of johnboythis forum is a much more effective time killer with him aroundI got a warning message last night, and I think suited up did too. He may not want to respond in fear of getting kicked out of his own social life. Link to post Share on other sites
phidragonslayer 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Ummmm...can we not use DICK and LICK in the same forum posting.....and for the record.......I bet you would!! Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 meh... its fine. i dont have to go back to classes til the end of march... i doubt ill be posting much by then anyway, cuz i wont be on a computer all day.....so a little temporary stupidity will do me fine. Link to post Share on other sites
johnboys1 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 i'm a fan of johnboythis forum is a much more effective time killer with him aroundThe only problem is that if we weren't stupid enough, we get much more stupid by reading his posts.Did you get your warning letter? Aren't you a little scared now? What the hell will you do with yourself after you get banned? Link to post Share on other sites
ArseneLupin3 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 The sad thing is that he's most likely used this line at least a dozen times. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 i'm a fan of johnboythis forum is a much more effective time killer with him aroundThe only problem is that if we weren't stupid enough, we get much more stupid by reading his posts.Did you get your warning letter? Aren't you a little scared now? What the hell will you do with yourself after you get banned?Actually I didn't... that was just you! Link to post Share on other sites
johnboys1 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 i'm a fan of johnboythis forum is a much more effective time killer with him aroundThe only problem is that if we weren't stupid enough, we get much more stupid by reading his posts.Did you get your warning letter? Aren't you a little scared now? What the hell will you do with yourself after you get banned?Actually I didn't... that was just you!Oh no! So, what did you do last night. Talk to hot chicks on the computer for like two hours? You're an animal. Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 that's why its funny......dont you guys see that he's just having a good time and pissing all of you off for the sheer fun of it? i would do it too, but when i started posting there werent enough members for it to be worthwhile... you guys already know me a little so its too late to start now.... that and i actually enjoy real conversation with all of u.,... you're good people. i might go join another forum just to do what he's doing. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 i'm a fan of johnboythis forum is a much more effective time killer with him aroundThe only problem is that if we weren't stupid enough, we get much more stupid by reading his posts.Did you get your warning letter? Aren't you a little scared now? What the hell will you do with yourself after you get banned?Actually I didn't... that was just you!Oh no! So, what did you do last night. Talk to hot chicks on the computer for like two hours? You're an animal.How exactly does that fit into this conversation? Or how does anything you ever say fit into a conversation? Link to post Share on other sites
johnnycarwash 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 i'm a fan of johnboythis forum is a much more effective time killer with him aroundThe only problem is that if we weren't stupid enough, we get much more stupid by reading his posts.Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Link to post Share on other sites
phidragonslayer 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 boooooooooo!!! Billy Madison rip-off!! Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 now time to get back on topic. What found most funny about Daniel's Quizno's experiment was how utterly blatant the guy was towrds him. He might as well have had a big placard for daniel stating his intentions so Daniel could've avoided it. Now the question is did the guy recognize Daniel and approach him because of that, or did he just want some fun with some random guy Link to post Share on other sites
Roberto21 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 What else can you expect Daniel? There's a reason California is known as the "Land of Fruits and Nuts." Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 hahaha... i havent seen that movie in years Link to post Share on other sites
mikeymaker 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 i'm a fan of johnboythis forum is a much more effective time killer with him aroundThe only problem is that if we weren't stupid enough, we get much more stupid by reading his posts.Did you get your warning letter? Aren't you a little scared now? What the hell will you do with yourself after you get banned?Actually I didn't... that was just you!Oh no! So, what did you do last night. Talk to hot chicks on the computer for like two hours? You're an animal.How exactly does that fit into this conversation? Or how does anything you ever say fit into a conversation?What a dick Link to post Share on other sites
mikeymaker 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 that's why its funny......dont you guys see that he's just having a good time and censored all of you off for the sheer fun of it? i would do it too, but when i started posting there werent enough members for it to be worthwhile... you guys already know me a little so its too late to start now.... that and i actually enjoy real conversation with all of u.,... you're good people. i might go join another forum just to do what he's doing.You could join under another name. wink wink Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 meh... entirely too lazy for that Link to post Share on other sites
johnboys1 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 meh... entirely too lazy for thatnot really that tough Link to post Share on other sites
JaysonWeber 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 that's why its funny......dont you guys see that he's just having a good time and censored all of you off for the sheer fun of it? i would do it too, but when i started posting there werent enough members for it to be worthwhile... you guys already know me a little so its too late to start now.... that and i actually enjoy real conversation with all of u.,... you're good people. i might go join another forum just to do what he's doing.You could join under another name. wink winkiP Numbers don't change names Sorry budz lol, and JohnBoyz antics are getting old, fast... Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 have a pinch of skoal, and see that he's just having fun... thats what i do... although i'm a mint man.... but i do enjoy the occasional straight Link to post Share on other sites
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