Guest Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Anyway i was just thinking that since poker has become this huge money making media machine, it would be cool if they had a poker player host the show. And who better to do it than daniel?! Really, I think there could be some real funny skits to come out if your making fun of poker and related things. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Yeah, he could play poker at the trump casino, and the donald would come down and tell him what he wants him to do with those cards.Really though... poker is big, but not THAT big yet. Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 lol Link to post Share on other sites
Ebonwoulfe 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Yeah, he could play poker at the trump casino, and the donald would come down and tell him what he wants him to do with those cards.Really though... poker is big, but not THAT big yet.What a dickHe's bloody persistent. Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Anyway i was just thinking that since poker has become this huge money making media machine, it would be cool if they had a poker player host the show. And who better to do it than daniel?! Really, I think there could be some real funny skits to come out if your making fun of poker and related things.musical guest?? i vote for the cure Link to post Share on other sites
Ed 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 There are lots of possibilities for poker players hosting SNL. I can just imagine the monologues:Mike Matusow: "Thank you for being here for Saturday Night Live. But of course, you're in the audience. (heckles). Hey, stop messing around with me buddy. I got big huge cajones, you got little little cajones. You mess with me I'm going to come up there and bust you!"Sam Farha: "Thank you for letting me host Saturday Night Live. How about that Moneymaker? Bluff of the century? That was the worst play ever! It only looked good because I made it look good. Give me another chance, I'll bust him in one hand. Where's my cigarette?Phil Hellmuth: "Commerical? How the hell can you go to commerical here? If it wasn't for me this show wouldn't be here at all. If you took luck out of this show I'd host it every week! I mean, how badly can you produce this show, it's Saturday Night Live!!! Jeez!!!Greg Raymer: He would just stand there with those freaky glasses on and stare at people, and, freaked out, the network would pull the show after 4 minutes.Phil Ivey: Phil would leave the set 28 minutes into the show after organizing a NL freezeout between him, the rest of the cast and the entire audience. Taking $500 off each person, he'd then head back to Vegas to get in another 50-hour session.Daniel: He could make pretty good monologue material off of his last couple blogs. Truth seems like it is stranger than fiction for him. Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 no... phil ivey would just stare in a very serious, yet creepy fashion... i think its all he does. Link to post Share on other sites
phidragonslayer 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Hmmm no offense to anyone...but I would rather much see Smash get a crack at hosting SNL Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Hmmm no offense to anyone...but I would rather much see Smash get a crack at hosting SNLumm why? thats like saying id rather see the guy that cuts my grass host snl..lol.... Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Hmmm no offense to anyone...but I would rather much see Smash get a crack at hosting SNLI would rather see smash smoke crack, and host SNL. Link to post Share on other sites
mikeymaker 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Hmmm no offense to anyone...but I would rather much see Smash get a crack at hosting SNLI would rather see smash smoke crack, and host SNL. Ugh. That was terrible. Its obvious why people hate you in here Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Hmmm no offense to anyone...but I would rather much see Smash get a crack at hosting SNLI would rather see smash smoke crack, and host SNL. Ugh. That was terrible. Its obvious why people hate you in hereWho hates me exactly? Link to post Share on other sites
mikeymaker 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Hmmm no offense to anyone...but I would rather much see Smash get a crack at hosting SNLI would rather see smash smoke crack, and host SNL. Ugh. That was terrible. Its obvious why people hate you in hereWho hates me exactly?jayistheman, smasharoo, johnboys, a bunch of people. I don't know, just stuff i read. I'm kind of new Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Hmmm no offense to anyone...but I would rather much see Smash get a crack at hosting SNLI would rather see smash smoke crack, and host SNL. Ugh. That was terrible. Its obvious why people hate you in hereWho hates me exactly?jayistheman, smasharoo, johnboys, a bunch of people. I don't know, just stuff i read. I'm kind of newobviously. Maybe you should ask jay and smash. Johnboys doesnt even matter, he doesn't count as a person. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Come on guys clean it up, Fighting on the internet is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win your still a retard Link to post Share on other sites
epistemic 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Ed,Dood that was pirty funny. Especially the hellmuth SNL rendition. Link to post Share on other sites
DeadMoney6545 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Phil Ivey: Phil would leave the set 28 minutes into the show after organizing a NL freezeout between him, the rest of the cast and the entire audience. Taking $500 off each person, he'd then head back to Vegas to get in another 50-hour session.lolololololololololololololol read on pokerpages "Ivey puts in 13 day session at the Borgata in AC after running through SNL" Link to post Share on other sites
milladathrilla33 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 no becuz daniel is funny but not that funny, maybe to 80 year olds. SMASH 4 LIFE Link to post Share on other sites
matthiggins 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 I think it would be a far better idea to see Phil Hellmuth on "Punk'd"Do you know how pissed he'd get? He'd wander off until he was in a hallway by himself, then he'd berate Ashton Kutcher for 5 minutes. "I can't believe he'd try to Punk me, the nerve!" Then we'd just hear a bunch of beeps. Then he'd end by saying that Kutcher got lucky, and if luck wasn't involved he'd never get punk'd.That would be great TV Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Agreed! That would be halarious to see PH get punked! Link to post Share on other sites
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