TML28 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Congrats Alf..Ignore the haters.. They are jealous because you got what they don't!On a side note I am 1/3 the way to a golf membership. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 My table is better you stupid douche bag.im gonna $%@# off all over your face Link to post Share on other sites
chester97 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 its always cool to hear what fcp winners do with their money. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 table is nice.I'm sure ALF are his initials Matt. I hope.Love, JeffAlf is my name dude.My name is Alfredo....when I played football...the coaches started calling me ALF and it stuck....in fact...nobody has called me by my real name in years. POWSeriously Alf, way to go. That's some sweet shit you've got coming to you. Now you just need to tutor me in the ways of PLO so I can get me some. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 Congrats Alf..Ignore the haters.. They are jealous because you got what they don't!On a side note I am 1/3 the way to a golf membership.Yeah...A few years ago...I almost did this exact same thing by getting a Doral membership...nevermind that I am a horrible golfer. I just thought that their clubhouse bar was really cool and their poker games were even cooler (alot of rich dudes that suck at poker)...I was about 10 minutes away from plopping down my 6k...and then my wife threatened me with divorce.If I win a big MTT I am getting one....BTW....the fee is now 13k kiddies....those people at Doral are out of their fukin minds. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 My table is better you stupid douche bag.im gonna $%@# off all over your faceLet me guess Royal...you are one of those douchebags that has a racetrack on their table....Let me ask you something....what Casino on god's green earth has poker tables with race tracks?I want to skull fuk you and then kiss you. Let me know. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 Seriously Alf, way to go. That's some sweet shit you've got coming to you. Now you just need to tutor me in the ways of PLO so I can get me some.Believe it or not...I am currently on a PLO downswing (very small, really breaking even, that's why PLO is so good...even the downswings aren't really downswings)Yeah...I got great timing...I spend like a maniac and I stop winning... Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Congrats Alf..Ignore the haters.. They are jealous because you got what they don't!On a side note I am 1/3 the way to a golf membership.Yeah...A few years ago...I almost did this exact same thing by getting a Doral membership...nevermind that I am a horrible golfer. I just thought that their clubhouse bar was really cool and their poker games were even cooler (alot of rich dudes that suck at poker)...I was about 10 minutes away from plopping down my 6k...and then my wife threatened me with divorce.If I win a big MTT I am getting one....BTW....the fee is now 13k kiddies....those people at Doral are out of their fukin minds.Nice place though. Sorry about people calling you Alf.Although, I hear you're hung like an alein. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 nice table. Link to post Share on other sites
radar37 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Aceyduecey who is that girl in your avatar? :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 The gal in Acey's avatar thing is Emmanuelle Chirqui (sp?). Hawt. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 The gal in Acey's avatar thing is Emmanuelle Chirqui (sp?). Hawt. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Alf? Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 A joke huh? Face it your the nubie, who gives a fuk if I only have 56 posts. Your the turd who started this VERY stupid thread. So you are the azzhole. Go take your overly touted poker room and lose your backroll, retard. It is only a metter of time before you claim bankruptcy. You and your two-bit wife can kiss my ass.Now I have 57 posts!!! yeeaaa hawwww.Bump.I think Alf missed this in it's unedited form. Link to post Share on other sites
chester97 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 A joke huh? Face it your the nubie, who gives a fuk if I only have 56 posts. Your the turd who started this VERY stupid thread. So you are the azzhole. Go take your overly touted poker room and lose your backroll, retard. It is only a metter of time before you claim bankruptcy. You and your two-bit wife can kiss my ass.Now I have 57 posts!!! yeeaaa hawwww.Bump.I think Alf missed this in it's unedited form.lol. alf? where are ya. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 Bump.I think Alf missed this in it's unedited form.No...I saw it....But let me ask you something...if you go outside your house and accidentally step in dog shat...do you shake your fist at the dog shat? Do you challenge it to a fight.Well...I just thought that it would be even more of an insult to not dignify this particular piece of dog shat with an actual flame. I just wiped it off my shoes and went on with my life. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Bump.I think Alf missed this in it's unedited form.No...I saw it....But let me ask you something...if you go outside your house and accidentally step in dog shat...do you shake your fist at the dog shat? Do you challenge it to a fight.Well...I just thought that it would be even more of an insult to not dignify this particular piece of dog shat with an actual flame. I just wiped it off my shoes and went on with my life.Word.I usually just beat the shit out of the dog and then he knows not to shit where I plan on walking.But I get your point. Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Hey Alf, Does Deadwood start up again next month with the Sopranos? I know I could google it but I felt like asking you, because I'm a huge Swirengen fan. I've seen every episode.... Deadwood pwns.Crack Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted February 18, 2006 Author Share Posted February 18, 2006 Hey Alf, Does Deadwood start up again next month with the Sopranos? I know I could google it but I felt like asking you, because I'm a huge Swirengen fan. I've seen every episode.... Deadwood pwns.CrackThat is the word.March is gonna be a good month for TV fans. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 You guys wanna laugh?So I had the TV installed on the wall of my pokerroom and that night (Saturday) we had a game....we played al night and the next morning I take my coffee in the poker room and then................The fukin TV falls off the wall and onto my carpet floor!!!!!!!!!I almost pissed myself laughing.....the tv had little damage, but it didn't work...so I took it back to brandsmart and gave them a BS story...and they exchanged it for a new one...Needless to say...I ain't putting it on that wall... Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 You guys wanna laugh?So I had the TV installed on the wall of my pokerroom and that night (Saturday) we had a game....we played al night and the next morning I take my coffee in the poker room and then................The fukin TV falls off the wall and onto my carpet floor!!!!!!!!!I almost censored myself laughing.....the tv had little damage, but it didn't work...so I took it back to brandsmart and gave them a BS story...and they exchanged it for a new one...Needless to say...I ain't putting it on that wall...they're called studs... find them.(sw) Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 they're called studs... find them.(sw)somebody called for a stud? I'm here. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 they're called studs... find them.(sw)somebody called for a stud? I'm here.Actually, that took longer than I thought it would... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 they're called studs... find them.(sw)somebody called for a stud? I'm here.Actually, that took longer than I thought it would...better late than neverhooo ahh Link to post Share on other sites
Limit Player 0 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Part of me wants to congratulate you, part of me wants to shit right in the middle of your poker room.So, I'll go with.."Sounds like a good time."LOL....dude...if you grind like me...and had the bills to pay that I have...with a wife that loves to spend and a daughter that is very expensive...you would go just as nutty as I went....I actually came home and thought to myself..."I am out of my fukin mind...." I then smiled ear to ear....put your foot down and tell them to stop spending all of your money. There, someone had to say it. Link to post Share on other sites
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