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DPR, I wasn't being condescending, I assure you. Just fillin ya in. No biggie. And Alf does come off as a tool most times. But he's our tool. It's all good homeslice. (how's that for ebonics?)hey scatman, shedeale bop, da bop, mmmm tsh

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DPR, I wasn't being condescending, I assure you.  Just fillin ya in.   No biggie.    And Alf does come off as a tool most times.  But he's our tool.  It's all good homeslice.  (how's that for ebonics?)hey scatman,  shedeale bop, da bop,  mmmm tsh
As always, you da' man
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I'm not sure ron. I have these stupid plane tix I won and I need to use them and the wife has suggested I go visit the folks down in Melbourne. A side trip to play poker with alf and his gang seems like it could be fun.

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Good luck in the tourny and don't rail me, I'm not the turd that started this post.  I was just annoyed.Signed,Fine Gentleman
First of all....the Original post was meant as a joke...and I don't need some newb ripping me because his wife likes large black men and he has a fear of black balls. Nice read on my part.I however, am not black, and the original post came out of excitement and satisfaction. So seriously...take your 56 posts and stick them up your azz......Azzhole.As for Ron...that $100 tourney sucks azz.....yeah...you get alot of chips....and after a few levels you are gonna think that it is the greatest structure in history.....but it's not. The structure accelerates considerably after you reach 200-400.....The Blind levels were changed also to 15 minutes....I played that tourney masterfully one time and was all of a sudden forced to start moving in with J7 and K2...and I was second in chips at my table!All I know is that I was 5 times above the average...and I had less than 20 BB....that sucks my friend.
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Good luck in the tourny and don't rail me, I'm not the turd that started this post.  I was just annoyed.Signed,Fine Gentleman
First of all....the Original post was meant as a joke...and I don't need some newb ripping me because his wife likes large black men and he has a fear of black balls. Nice read on my part.I however, am not black, and the original post came out of excitement and satisfaction. So seriously...take your 56 posts and stick them up your azz......Azzhole.As for Ron...that $100 tourney sucks azz.....yeah...you get alot of chips....and after a few levels you are gonna think that it is the greatest structure in history.....but it's not. The structure accelerates considerably after you reach 200-400.....The Blind levels were changed also to 15 minutes....I played that tourney masterfully one time and was all of a sudden forced to start moving in with J7 and K2...and I was second in chips at my table!All I know is that I was 5 times above the average...and I had less than 20 BB....that sucks my friend.
Did they change the structure for all of em or just the $100 buy in?I only want to play in it if it's 1/2 levels. Anything else, I can do online.What about the Saturday $200? That's still 1/2 right?Man I hate FL sometimes. I have one friggin hobby, and we can't do it right here.
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Good luck in the tourny and don't rail me, I'm not the turd that started this post.  I was just annoyed.Signed,Fine Gentleman
First of all....the Original post was meant as a joke...and I don't need some newb ripping me because his wife likes large black men and he has a fear of black balls. Nice read on my part.I however, am not black, and the original post came out of excitement and satisfaction. So seriously...take your 56 posts and stick them up your azz......Azzhole.As for Ron...that $100 tourney sucks azz.....yeah...you get alot of chips....and after a few levels you are gonna think that it is the greatest structure in history.....but it's not. The structure accelerates considerably after you reach 200-400.....The Blind levels were changed also to 15 minutes....I played that tourney masterfully one time and was all of a sudden forced to start moving in with J7 and K2...and I was second in chips at my table!All I know is that I was 5 times above the average...and I had less than 20 BB....that sucks my friend.
A joke huh? Um ok, ghetto thug. So sorry, "veteran" ghetto thug. idiotYou must be jealous my TV is bigger than yours! HAHAHAHANow I have 57 posts!!! yeeaaa hawwww.
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A joke huh? Face it your the nubie, who gives a fuk if I only have 56 posts. Your the turd who started this VERY stupid thread. So you are the azzhole. Go take your overly touted poker room and lose your backroll, retard. It is only a metter of time before you claim bankruptcy. You and your two-bit wife can kiss my ass.Now I have 57 posts!!! yeeaaa hawwww.
Wouldn't he need an excercise room to lose his "backroll" not a poker room?edit: damn you edited your post fast...the original (above) made you look much worse than the current one
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Did they change the structure for all of em or just the $100 buy in?I only want to play in it if it's 1/2 levels. Anything else' date=' I can do online.What about the Saturday $200? That's still 1/2 right?Man I hate FL sometimes. I have one friggin hobby, and we can't do it right here.[/quote']You are in luck in this one.....they only changed the structure for the $100....Oddly enough...they kept the structure the same for the $150....The Monday night $300 is the best structure they got...except of course for their monthly $1,100 MTT.The Saturday MTT is just like the $300 MTT....you can actually play poker till you get to the final table...then it's an all-in fest...kinda like a WPT event.
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A joke huh? Um ok, ghetto thug. So sorry, "veteran" ghetto thug. idiotYou must be jealous my TV is bigger than yours! HAHAHAHANow I have 57 posts!!! yeeaaa hawwww.
You really are an idiot. Maybe you didn't read correctly....the TV I posted about is for my pokerroom. I got a 60' in the living area...so yeah...my dik is still bigger than yours.
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A joke huh? Um ok, ghetto thug. So sorry, "veteran" ghetto thug. idiotYou must be jealous my TV is bigger than yours! HAHAHAHANow I have 57 posts!!! yeeaaa hawwww.
You really are an idiot. Maybe you didn't read correctly....the TV I posted about is for my pokerroom. I got a 60' in the living area...so yeah...my dik is still bigger than yours.
Oh my god! I am totally sorry...seriously I thought the posting was from a female. My bad, "g".
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A joke huh? Face it your the nubie, who gives a fuk if I only have 56 posts. Your the turd who started this VERY stupid thread. So you are the azzhole. Go take your overly touted poker room and lose your backroll, retard. It is only a metter of time before you claim bankruptcy. You and your two-bit wife can kiss my ass.Now I have 57 posts!!! yeeaaa hawwww.
Wouldn't he need an excercise room to lose his "backroll" not a poker room?edit: damn you edited your post fast...the original (above) made you look much worse than the current one
I am good like that.58!
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Good luck in the tourny and don't rail me, I'm not the turd that started this post. I was just annoyed.Signed,Fine Gentleman
First of all....the Original post was meant as a joke...and I don't need some newb ripping me because his wife likes large black men and he has a fear of black balls. Nice read on my part.I however, am not black, and the original post came out of excitement and satisfaction. So seriously...take your 56 posts and stick them up your azz......Azzhole.As for Ron...that $100 tourney sucks azz.....yeah...you get alot of chips....and after a few levels you are gonna think that it is the greatest structure in history.....but it's not. The structure accelerates considerably after you reach 200-400.....The Blind levels were changed also to 15 minutes....I played that tourney masterfully one time and was all of a sudden forced to start moving in with J7 and K2...and I was second in chips at my table!All I know is that I was 5 times above the average...and I had less than 20 BB....that sucks my friend.
A joke huh? Um ok, ghetto thug. So sorry, "veteran" ghetto thug. idiotYou must be jealous my TV is bigger than yours! HAHAHAHANow I have 57 posts!!! yeeaaa hawwww.
This might be the worst reply, ever.Congrats Alf, I'd be giddy as a schoolgirl as well.
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A joke huh? Um ok, ghetto thug. So sorry, "veteran" ghetto thug. idiotYou must be jealous my TV is bigger than yours! HAHAHAHANow I have 57 posts!!! yeeaaa hawwww.
You really are an idiot. Maybe you didn't read correctly....the TV I posted about is for my pokerroom. I got a 60' in the living area...so yeah...my dik is still bigger than yours.
Oh my god! I am totally sorry...seriously I thought the posting was from a female. My bad, "g".
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very nice. i like the other one a bit more, but i guess it doesn't really help unless you hire a dealer to work your home games. now that would be pimp.but very nice table. congrats.
LOL...okay...this is gonna come off as even more pimp...but I do hire a dealer for my home games....I asked for the table without a dealer spot for when I have a "friendly" game and my Dealer is working at the Hard Rock that night.
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table is nice.I'm sure ALF are his initials Matt. I hope.Love, Jeff
Alf is my name dude.My name is Alfredo....when I played football...the coaches started calling me ALF and it stuck....in fact...nobody has called me by my real name in years.
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