alf13 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I don't know what you heard about me But a beotch can't get a dollar out of me No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see That I'm a motherfukin' P-I-M-P I got a smile from ear to ear beotches......I decided to collect on my scalps today. This pieces of retched garbage that dare to think that they will take my money got their cash turned into trophies for this P.I.M.P.I went absolutely friggin nuts and I deserve it for being such a P.I.M.P. Yes beotches...this is a bragging post.The trophy? My personal poker room.....Got my tv for the wall.....a HP Pavilion LC2600N 26-inch LCD HDTV...that be 1.4k for yo PO folk...(got a deal for 1k).Got my Table Delivered....Put in an order for a custom set of ceramic chips for my $5-$5 NL game....Bought a friggin Compac desktop just for the Poker room.....And I ain't done....I might set fire to another G tommorow...because I am a P.I.M.P.Gawd I feel good to take my scalps. I deserved this crap.Pics are upcoming...as soon as I figure out how the fuk to hang this TV on the wall without dropping it.Just got my art on my chips...check it out: Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Part of me wants to congratulate you, part of me wants to shit right in the middle of your poker room.So, I'll go with.."Sounds like a good time." Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 Part of me wants to congratulate you, part of me wants to shit right in the middle of your poker room.So, I'll go with.."Sounds like a good time."LOL....dude...if you grind like me...and had the bills to pay that I have...with a wife that loves to spend and a daughter that is very expensive...you would go just as nutty as I went....I actually came home and thought to myself..."I am out of my fukin mind...." I then smiled ear to ear. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Part of me wants to congratulate you, part of me wants to shit right in the middle of your poker room.So, I'll go with.."Sounds like a good time."LOL....dude...if you grind like me...and had the bills to pay that I have...with a wife that loves to spend and a daughter that is very expensive...you would go just as nutty as I went....I actually came home and thought to myself..."I am out of my fukin mind...." I then smiled ear to ear.Well, congratulations then, my man. Link to post Share on other sites
Kangaroo 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 aha nice i love that feeling of satisfaction when you've just bought something huge especially if youve had to work your tits off for it. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 By the way, Alf, that link's no good. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Author Share Posted February 17, 2006 The Link is fixed. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 "Chuuuuuuurcchhhhh" Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 The Link is fixed.What link ? I need pictures of the room ! Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Hey Alf, Kanye says:gangstas walk, pimps don't talkj/kGood for you. I blew everything I've won recently on a trip to NYC in January and a couple days in Boston for Valentine's Day. Had some great times, but after reading your post I'm wondering if I should have put the money towards something more tangible... Link to post Share on other sites
AceyDeucy 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 "Now this dude is different. He ain't got a perm.""Whaaaaaaaaa?""He ain't got a cadillac.""Whaaaaaaaaa?""So why should we let YOU in the pimp legion of doom?""Man, whoever said progress was a slow process wasn't talkin' bout me. Plus, I got the magic stick!"Okay...I am now an official loser. I just couldn't get that out of my head. Link to post Share on other sites
Brisco 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Congrats man.It is always good to reward yourself for your own hard work.I just started my little bank roll, and look forward to the day that i cash some out to buy something cool. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Too bad you still take it in the ass.Of note, I'm thinking of playing this Monday's $100 MTT at the Rock.I think it's 4k in chips, 1/2 hour levels. Blinds start 25/50.Usually I'm working, so it sounds good. Link to post Share on other sites
DPRCEO2003 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ya know, it is good to hear when someone opens up their basement for poker. Kudoos. I finished mine two years ago. But I went with the 42" plasma. Looks much better than an LCD. Also rated #1 in Consumer Reports (Samsung).I do think you need to change the ebonics, not very in-tell-e-gent (that help?)Anyone that calls themselves a pimp is normally just another retard.Buy the way Mexico, what is "the Rock"? Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Too bad you still take it in the ass.Of note, I'm thinking of playing this Monday's $100 MTT at the Rock.I think it's  4k in chips, 1/2 hour levels.  Blinds start 25/50.Usually I'm working, so it sounds good.And, of course, by 'too bad' you mean 'Thank God'.... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 well color me impressed. I'm just getting started on working on my poker room, and I got a loooong ways to go. For mine though, Im thinking instead of a 27in lcd, it'll be more like a 13 inch Sanyo, but anyways. First stop, $1000 chip set. Second stop $100 table. Third stop, learn how to play poker.I'm on my way. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ya know, it is good to hear when someone opens up their basement for poker. Â Kudoos. Â I finished mine two years ago. Â But I went with the 42" plasma. Â Looks much better than an LCD. Â Also rated #1 in Consumer Reports (Samsung).I do think you need to change the ebonics, not very in-tell-e-gent (that help?)Anyone that calls themselves a pimp is normally just another retard.Buy the way Mexico, what is "the Rock"?Tim, you sir are correct.To this fine gentleman.I'm not sure he was serious in calling himself a p-i-mp. I think it was just excitement. Although, he does buy Sean John sweat suits.Second, he doesn't have a basement. If he did, it would be a fish tank. We live in FL.Third, and most important, it's spelled intelligent. Unless you were being witty, then I guess I missed that. Is it really a joke if nobody laughs?Fifth- The Rock is short for The Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, FL. The tourney I mentioned is probably the best one in the state for the money. See, here in FL, we have max limits of 2/2 limit betting and no No Limit available to us. Poker basically doesn't exist in it's pure form here in FL. I hope this helped. Link to post Share on other sites
Figger 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Too bad you still take it in the ass.Of note, I'm thinking of playing this Monday's $100 MTT at the Rock.I think it's  4k in chips, 1/2 hour levels.  Blinds start 25/50.Usually I'm working, so it sounds good.I think I'm going to play that as well, however, I will be in Tampa.Good luck to you, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Too bad you still take it in the ass.Of note, I'm thinking of playing this Monday's $100 MTT at the Rock.I think it's  4k in chips, 1/2 hour levels.  Blinds start 25/50.Usually I'm working, so it sounds good.I think I'm going to play that as well, however, I will be in Tampa.Good luck to you, sir.And to you as well. Link to post Share on other sites
DPRCEO2003 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 ya know, it is good to hear when someone opens up their basement for poker. Â Kudoos. Â I finished mine two years ago. Â But I went with the 42" plasma. Â Looks much better than an LCD. Â Also rated #1 in Consumer Reports (Samsung).I do think you need to change the ebonics, not very in-tell-e-gent (that help?)Anyone that calls themselves a pimp is normally just another retard.Buy the way Mexico, what is "the Rock"?Tim, you sir are correct.To this fine gentleman.I'm not sure he was serious in calling himself a p-i-mp. I think it was just excitement. Although, he does buy Sean John sweat suits.Second, he doesn't have a basement. If he did, it would be a fish tank. We live in FL.Third, and most important, it's spelled intelligent. Unless you were being witty, then I guess I missed that. Is it really a joke if nobody laughs?Fifth- The Rock is short for The Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, FL. The tourney I mentioned is probably the best one in the state for the money. See, here in FL, we have max limits of 2/2 limit betting and no No Limit available to us. Poker basically doesn't exist in it's pure form here in FL. I hope this helped.<bowing to mexico>He seemed serious to me. Excitement is good if you don't make yourself sound like an idiot.I know how to spell, I was being witty with my own "ebonics" if you couldn't figure that out, but thanks for help. Since I do not live or even visit FL often I do not know what "the rock" is. Thanks for the clarification. My fault on the basment thing, I'll take a ringing for that one, but that is about it. I have read all about the legality in FL with the limits as well so I am up on that as well.Good luck in the tourny and don't rail me, I'm not the turd that started this post. I was just annoyed.Signed,Fine Gentleman Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I'm a Scatman... soobie doobaa baa daa,, scoobie doo doo doobie doo baa baa baa Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I'm a Scatman... Â soobie doobaa baa daa,, scoobie doo doo doobie doo baa baa baascatmen like poop Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 How far from Melbourne Beach is your poker room alf? Link to post Share on other sites
DPRCEO2003 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I'm a Scatman... Â soobie doobaa baa daa,, scoobie doo doo doobie doo baa baa baascatmen like poopCorrection! scatmen LOVE poop+1 post+1mm to my penis, whoo hooooo Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Aceydeucy has the best avatar...that is one hot gal. Link to post Share on other sites
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