TheMathProf 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Indeed, everyone seems to be doing a lot of experiments lately, so I decided to see this afternoon if I could turn $50 into $50.I don't have a lot of poker experience, but I think this goal is attainable.I started by depositing $50 into my PokerStars account.Then I logged out.Total hands played: 0Total hands won: 0Percentage of flops seen: 0 out of 0 (0%)Hands won at showdown: 0 out of 0 (0%)Hands won without showdown: 0 out of 0 (0%)BB/100: Huge! Or is it 0?Starting Balance: $50.00Ending Balance: $50.00Here is the hand history for some of the hands I played:I like Cheetos, too!---Mission Accomplished! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 hah hah Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 im expecting some sort of useless post award from allinbluff, but cant quite be sure Link to post Share on other sites
Hardnut 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 LOL, very funny! Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 im expecting some sort of useless post award from allinbluff, but cant quite be surecongrats for being the most useless clown on the forum today, hope you jump out of your basement window now. Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 lol... i love the basement window thing...and your use of the word "clown" comes across as so malicious... how do you do it? Link to post Share on other sites
Smasharoo 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Begginer's luck. You clearly don't have the bankroll for this. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Begginer's luck. You clearly don't have the bankroll for this. you are one funny guy Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 everything looks good, strong play and some smart poker to boot, congrats Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 I think you played hand 5 like complete crap. I am convinced you don't know what you're doing, and I willl play you heads up anytime! Just tell me when loser! Link to post Share on other sites
TheMathProf 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 Begginer's luck. You clearly don't have the bankroll for this.Just because you can't go all-in with every hand you play like I do doesn't mean that you should go bashing someone who can. congrats for being the most useless clown on the forum today, hope you jump out of your basement window now.YES!!!!!Now I just have to find a basement.........Would it be OK if I used a second story window instead? I've got an airplane seat cushion to use as a floatation device! Link to post Share on other sites
Hardrocker 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 everything looks good, strong play and some smart poker to boot, congratslol, just what I was thinking.To make your experience even more rewarding, you should sit at the table and never post blinds, while having the "sitting out" tag under your name. Then every now and then mention that you are a prop and have never had to pay the rake. Link to post Share on other sites
Duff_Man 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 :clap: Link to post Share on other sites
KramitDaToad 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 I must say - I've never seen you play better... Link to post Share on other sites
whirleymob 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 well i think u should have raised with those cheetos, but other than that great job. Link to post Share on other sites
JD Roark 0 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Not bad, but I question your choice of logging out directly after depositing the money.You have many more choices here:1. Stare at your account balance2. Turn off computer3. Leave Pokerstars in background and play TetrisTry to evaluate all your choices before making a rash decision. There is no clock on you at this point you can use more than 15 seconds to act.I look forward to day 2!!-JD Roark Link to post Share on other sites
TheMathProf 0 Posted April 11, 2005 Author Share Posted April 11, 2005 Day 2I logged into PokerStars and played a couple of hands at the $0.25/$0.50 tables:Hand 1: Folded 72o in the BB in an unraised pot. PokerStars asked me if I was sure I wanted to fold. Stupid site, I said I did, didn't I? Don't ask me again! Balance: $49.75Hand 2: Folded 72o in the SB. Balance $49.65Hand 3: Folded 72o on the button. Balance $49.65Hand 4: Folded 72o. Balance $49.65Hand 5: Folded 72o. Balance $49.65Hand 6: Nearly played 82o. Folded. Balance $49.65Hand 7: Folded 72o. Balance $49.65Hand 8: Folded 72o. Balance $49.65Hand 9: UTG+1, I folded 72o. Balance $49.65Hand 10: UTG, I pick up 72s. I raise (it was SOOOOOOOOOTED!) and everyone folds. Balance $50.00.And this concluded my session.Total hands played: 10 Total hands won: 1 Percentage of flops seen: 0 out of 0 (0%) Hands won at showdown: 0 out of 0 (0%) Hands won without showdown: 1 BB/100: 0ish.Starting Balance: $50.00 Ending Balance: $50.00 Link to post Share on other sites
Vade 0 Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 You're playing too many hands Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Day 2I logged into PokerStars and played a couple of hands at the $0.25/$0.50 tables:Hand 1: Folded 72o in the BB in an unraised pot. Â PokerStars asked me if I was sure I wanted to fold. Â Stupid site, I said I did, didn't I? Â Don't ask me again! Â Balance: $49.75Hand 2: Folded 72o in the SB. Â Balance $49.65Hand 3: Folded 72o on the button. Â Balance $49.65Hand 4: Folded 72o. Â Balance $49.65Hand 5: Folded 72o. Â Balance $49.65Hand 6: Nearly played 82o. Â Folded. Â Balance $49.65Hand 7: Folded 72o. Â Balance $49.65Hand 8: Folded 72o. Â Balance $49.65Hand 9: UTG+1, I folded 72o. Â Balance $49.65Hand 10: UTG, I pick up 72s. Â I raise (it was SOOOOOOOOOTED!) and everyone folds. Â Balance $50.00.And this concluded my session.Total hands played: 10 Â Total hands won: 1 Â Percentage of flops seen: 0 out of 0 (0%) Â Hands won at showdown: 0 out of 0 (0%) Â Hands won without showdown: 1 Â BB/100: 0ish.Starting Balance: $50.00 Â Ending Balance: $50.00I think you're playing a little too tight. I dunno why you folded pre-flop in Hand 6. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 I really think you should stop playing. You are one of the worst I have ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites
GreenLizard 0 Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Yeah, right. It looks good, but this is totally short term.Let's see you do this over a significant stretch and get the same results. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 get a life crackhead Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Hands 5,3,9,2,6,8,1,4,and7 are fine.Hand 10 I think you lost a bet there by not check/raise/bet/fold/call after the river/flop :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
NormanHaupt 0 Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 get a life crackheadOkay.. I'm getting a mental image... you,back in high school.. everyone laughed at you, didnt they? you'd cry and go running home.. and now you cant find humor in anything but people calling you down with Jack High, right?Go away, kid.lol Prof, that second day is my usual day at PStars no joke bro, I was so card dead one night there about a week ago I nearly cried. JWeb listened to me bitch on MSN about it, lol Link to post Share on other sites
theresa113 0 Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Get a job, Norman. :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
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