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Yes, about a hundred times before. S-E-A-R-C-H!!!Poster 1: Did you hear that I'vey's gonna be in it? Poster 2: Ya makes sense that guys nuts.Poster 3: Hey dude wouldn't that be sick if you could play that. I'd be like oh censored if I won man. I bet Dannys gonna be in it.Poster 4: Ahahaha. Daniel. What a jopke. The big game pros lick their chops when they see him coming.Poster 5: :roll: :roll: :roll: Once you make millions in the big game come talk to me about how big of a donk Daniel is.Poster 1: Yeah Ivey's the man. That guy can drop 100k like its nothing.Poster 4:All the big name pros are just lucky. Everyone says ivey's so great but he's just lucky in the big tournaments.Poster 4:
:roll: :roll: :roll: Once you make millions in the big game come talk to me about how big of a donk Daniel is.
Actually I just won a step 1 qualifier for the WSOP. I've only got 6 more to go so once i win the WSOP I will tell you how much of a donk he is and i'll take all his money in the big game. If you think you're so good why don't you play me heads up on Pokerstars.Poster 6: Look at me! Look at me! I'm posting a picture! It is a picture of a granny and it says PWND! Poster 2: Haha! LMAO! The Granny says PWND!Poster 5: Okay, fine. I don't see what a heads up match proves because of variance yada yada yada, but i'll be waiting for you at a $20 Heads up sitngo. My handle's dannyluvr4356.Poster 4: I only play deuce to seven pineapple with three strikes yer' out and no redraws after touchbacks. If you wanna play me that's my deal, if you're too chicken then don't play.Poster 5: WTF! That's not even a game!Poster 4: Okay, I guess you don't want to play me then. I don't blame you since i'm so good and i'm gonna win the WSOP, but at least you can be man enough to admit that you're too scared to play me.Poster 5: Yeah, whatever man. Just don't forget your helmet on the way out. Poster One Billion and Three : Tinfoil hat hahahahaha. rigged. rigged. TP/MMPoster 7: (Obscure movie reference, then quick exit) BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. I declare Poster 5 the winner!
This post is sooo slashdot two years ago.
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we landed on the moon!
wow, not even kidding i didnt know that.. assuming you me you and i (we) i dont remember being there. musta been reallllllly loaded
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Got to be the funniest thread!By the way.....online poker is rigged
really? that would explain why i seem to always get it in with the best hand and come out with nothing.. 9/10 people at the table work for the company
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chuck norris said a couple days ago on best damned sports show period that his favorite chuck norris quote was "chuck norris' tears cure cancer. unfortunately, hes never cried"i think the one about him pissing in a can and now its called red bull was good toostevie wonder is a musical genius

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