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nah she is good censored, I told her after everyone left, and she was like "really? damn I feel like a dumbass" that was about the end of it. If I was the dealer I would have pushed her the pot, but she was the dealer and pushed me the pot so.......
Wow, that kinda makes it extra retarded, lol.
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LMAO!!Damn women should leave the poker to the men anyway. Men need a game to themselves. They are playing every game we play already, leave poker alone you dumb dumb women!! Where's my cheetos and pot pie?
Yeah, no shit.A woman's place is in the kitchen. Or in the laundry room. Or flat on her back somewhere near/in the bedroom. Not the poker room.Some day they'll figure it out. Skanks.
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nah she is good censored, I told her after everyone left, and she was like "really? damn I feel like a dumbass" that was about the end of it. If I was the dealer I would have pushed her the pot, but she was the dealer and pushed me the pot so.......
shes really good huh?for all her chips she cant identify a winning hand in holdem? quite the shark, she should TP/MM.
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LMAO!!Damn women should leave the poker to the men anyway. Men need a game to themselves. They are playing every game we play already, leave poker alone you dumb dumb women!! Where's my cheetos and pot pie?
Yeah, no shit.A woman's place is in the kitchen. Or in the laundry room. Or flat on her back somewhere near/in the bedroom. Not the poker room.Some day they'll figure it out. Skanks.
I was about to respond about the woman thing...But damn it now I really want some cheetos and pot pie.
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I get the impression that you only considered being honest because it was your gf. I assume if it were anyone else you'd just lie and take the pot.Look, cards speak. If you see that you lost, point it out - I put activity like this right up there with cheating.I'm willing to bet if you weren't in the hand and noticed this happen between two other players you'd say something.

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see you guys seem to be assuming that I am the better poker player, she is a shark we were just drinking and smoking and getting intoxicated, she just must have missed it.
Everyone is analyzing this hand all wrong. Since they are drinking and smoking he is getting laid either way. Drunk girls are horny. Especially if there boyfriend is around. Take the pot, get laid. Everybody wins.As for the guilty consiuous: As you to are having sex just as she is about to reach orgasm simply stop and explain the hand. Then the following conversation will occur:You: You remember that 10-10 vs AK hand. You should have won.Her: Shut up and **** me....You: So its ok?Her: Sure.... just **** me(proceed to **** her with a clear concious)Problem solved.
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Look, cards speak. If you see that you lost, point it out - I put activity like this right up there with cheating.
I'm curious, but, Why?
You know you lost the hand. Why take a pot that you don't deserve. The point is, you know you lost and you know that noone else has recognized this. Its just aprt of the game - a part that seems to have deteriorated over the last 5 years or so with the amount of newb tv players coming onto the scene. Like anything that people have been invol,ved in for a long time, you find that there are some unwritten rules that are folloed amongst legitimate players.
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Look, cards speak. If you see that you lost, point it out - I put activity like this right up there with cheating.
I'm curious, but, Why?
You know you lost the hand. Why take a pot that you don't deserve. The point is, you know you lost and you know that noone else has recognized this. Its just aprt of the game - a part that seems to have deteriorated over the last 5 years or so with the amount of newb tv players coming onto the scene. Like anything that people have been invol,ved in for a long time, you find that there are some unwritten rules that are folloed amongst legitimate players.
I would think that a rule followed amongst legitimate players would be, "Be able to read your own hand." ..What was it that Amarillo Slim said? "It's unethical to let a sucker keep his money."? Some such nonsense like that. The way I figure it, in the same vein that I'm expected to protect my hand by keeping it covered or whatever, I should be expected to know my final hand ranking. If I just blindly call you down and then turn my cards face up and let the dealer read them, am I really even playing poker? My feeling, I suppose, would be that if you're unable to read your own hand--well, you probably shouldn't be playing. Have you ever seen the episode of 'Learn From the Poker Pro's' where Phil Hellmuth thought that TJ Cloutier was slow rolling him? Phil called down with top pair on a 4 flush board--TJ didn't realize he had the T to the flush on the board. He flipped his cards over, said, "Good call, Phil," and tossed them face up toward the muck. NO ONE at the table said a word. TJ noticed he had the club as the cards hit the table and quickly grabbed them back. Esfandiari said, "I saw that, but I wasn't going to say anything.." If TJ can't read his own hand, he has no right to be awarded the pot, IMO. He happened to have noticed it and rightfully took down the pot. Had he not noticed, it would've been Hellmuth's. ..are those guys legitimate players? 'Cause it's the same thing.
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Now if you misread your hand and call a huge bet with nothing you made a mistake and are punished for it, same deal here, she made a mistake and lost. I could see if I was slow rolling or something else but all the cards were flat on the table and the "dealer" pushed me the pot. So I don't think I am going to hell for this. And do the people that say cards speak, that is a house rule and different houses have different rules. Mine happens to be that cards speak but just so you know it isn't the same everywhere.

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Yah, i would take that pot. But this sounds like a home game? If this was live, I would have taken it if my g/f was that bad, too bad she does whoop my ass everytime we play :club:
No, it was at the casino. The dealers get paid to read hands--not me, was the way I justified it. THat and the final pot was only like 65-70 bucks.
True but it's a bit different when it's your girlfriend, because you don't really wanna screw her from doing well.
No doubt. If it's my girlfriend's pot, then I probably say, "Hey, 'tard, learn to read the board if you're going to play. You have Tens full, I have trip aces." But, then again, I hate women. Just call me Redpill.
Sorry draw, I was referring to the OP when I said home game, I knew where yours was at.
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Around this time of year, I wouldn't tell her during the hand, but buy stuff for her afterwards.Any time after Feb. 14th, and a tell her she won the pot, but ask for some sexual favors afterwards.

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I have a good story about a similar situation. I was playing a small SnG with some friends who don't really play a lot of poker, i was just being donkey so i busted out pretty early and i left. I was working at a resort at the time so i just went to another part of the resort about 20 minutes later my friend comes up to me steaming. He starts complaing so im like ok what happened. He Tells me that he had 88 and the flop came A85. So he floped trips and got all his money in the turn was an X and the river was an A. Then he is says "that lucky bastard rivered me" so i say " what did he have A8?" he says not he had AK" so i say "your an idiot you had a full house he only had trips" he said "FCUK" and proceeded to sprint back down to where they were playing and try to get back in the game.

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I have a good story about a similar situation. I was playing a small SnG with some friends who don't really play a lot of poker, i was just being donkey so i busted out pretty early and i left. I was working at a resort at the time so i just went to another part of the resort about 20 minutes later my friend comes up to me steaming. He starts complaing so im like ok what happened. He Tells me that he had 88 and the flop came A85. So he floped trips and got all his money in the turn was an X and the river was an A. Then he is says "that lucky censored rivered me" so i say " what did he have A8?" he says not he had AK" so i say "your an idiot you had a full house he only had trips" he said "FCUK" and proceeded to sprint back down to where they were playing and try to get back in the game.
haaha, oops! almost as big a mistake as this:speedoflight.jpg
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Wow, that's pretty shitty, dude. It's really not worth the bad karma to ever cheat at anything.I could almost understand if it were some c0cky prick. But, your own girlfriend? That's some sh!tty sh!t. Have some dignity.How do you sleep at night? :club:

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