someone with pokerprophecy, shut my friend's mouth

[Beerfly 0]

Dunkin, you're a brilliant man in a sea of idiots. I want to have your children.

Bill Brasky stats:10 days as an FCP Forum member29 posts per day average-1 funny posts0 posts that have any significance

I mix in a strategy post here and there so I know I have at least a few posts of significance. The part about having zero funny posts is just ridiculous. I'm hilarious and we both know it. I must have made you look stupid in a different thread. You're angy, and I can understand that. Stupid people tend to get upset easily. Time will heal your wounds. Just sit back and bask in my wake. Oh yeah, and try not to get in my way. Things won't end well for you.

Beerfly, I think you need to add a -1 to his funny posts. FYP

Thanks for the fix Mike. He thinks he hurt my feelings or something in the past? Nah. I've just read his posts and they're mostly pointless or else an attempt at humour. Hey, I'll give him an A+ for effort, but he's no Ron Mexico. Far from it. Besides, there's just no way to make 30 posts a day and be funny or have a whole lot that to say that matters. Just my f***ing opinion.

So you don't like my humor. That's fine. A lot of people on here do. I don't come out of nowhere to insult you when you're minding your business do I? I post here when I'm at work for about eight hours a day. That's approximately one post every fifteen minutes or so. If you can't intelligently express an opinion more often than once every fifteen minutes then there is probably something wrong with you.

Alright Billy!!! Now THAT was an intelligent post. Way to go.Look, while it may appear that I'm picking on you out of nowhere, I'm not. It was just the result of seeing post after post that really didn't add to the overall enjoyment of the topic that made me lash out. That said, I'm done with you. I don't find you funny so far but hopefully you'll find some time during your busy work day to change that. Peace out.

[PMJackson21 0]

Please explain.

You never once dared insult my alter ego.

Which was? Turd?

Lightbulb!

Who gets more ass - Turd or Bill?Patrick

Bill Brasky, and it's not even close. Caleb

Heh, easy decision then. :-)Both alter egos are funny in my book, just as I'm sure Spade's will be as well.Patrick

[Bill_Brasky 0]

Heh, easy decision then. :-)Both alter egos are funny in my book, just as I'm sure Spade's will be as well.Patrick

Thanks. I really hope Spade comes back. He's good times. He hasn't been posting much lately though. Maybe he just got tired of us. Meh.

[MikeJohnson724 0]

Why the change of name, I am sure I have talked crap to turd before.

[speedz99 145]

Both Turd and Bill are hilarious. Beerfly and MikeJohnson obviously have no sense of humor.Spades can't have an alter ego...unless he makes it a completely different person...his writing style is too easy to spot.

[bammerbey 0]

according to the link, i am a "pro"... maybe i should redeposit money into party poker

[ChipLeader7 0]

Thanks guys

[Bill_Brasky 0]

Why the change of name, I am sure I have talked crap to turd before.

I just wanted to change things up a bit; see what it would be like to post without anybody knowing who I was for a while.You have never talked trash to turd ferguson. Trust me, I would remember if you did. Thanks for the backup Matt. It's appreciated. I have to go do some work now. Talk to you in a little bit.