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"Shoulda got that insured, geiiiiiiko for yo moneeeeeeey"Kayne%20West-thumb.jpg
"If you ain't no punk, holla we want prenup!WE WANT PRENUP YEAHHHHH!"
"It's somethin' that you really need to have'cause when she leaves your ass, she's gonna leave with half"
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Am I the only one that doesn't find any of Charlie's Angels that interesting?Kill em all and fawk Demi x3.
I didn't see the movies, but I like Drew. Did anybody see My Date with Drew? (Not my date with Drew, but the movie "My Date with Drew." Just clearing that up in case anybody had seen my date with Drew. Which would be weird because that obviously never happened.) Anyway, I think all stalkers should watch that movie as a how-to film.
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"Shoulda got that insured, geiiiiiiko for yo moneeeeeeey"Kayne%20West-thumb.jpg
"If you ain't no punk, holla we want prenup!WE WANT PRENUP YEAHHHHH!"
"It's somethin' that you really need to have'cause when she leaves your ass, she's gonna leave with half"
18 years, 18 years! and on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his?!
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Time to start the week off right. Real world chicksMallory from RW Paris (bonus points for being an SI Swimsuit model)06_msnyder_10.jpgMelinda from RW Austinreal_world_l2.jpgCameran from RW San Diego21.jpg

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Real world chicksMallory from RW Paris (bonus points for being an SI Swimsuit model)Melinda from RW AustinCameran from RW San Diego
Mallory - KMelinda - FCameran - MI haven't seen any of these Real World's, so I can't speak to their personalities, I'm just basing this on looks.
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I hate that skank Cameran with a passion... she gets sniped with a Scoped Kar98kMallory is an easy marry because she is beautiful and not as skanky as MelindaMelinda gets ****ed in every position possible

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Real world chicksMallory from RW Paris (bonus points for being an SI Swimsuit model)Melinda from RW AustinCameran from RW San Diego
Mallory - KMelinda - FCameran - MI haven't seen any of these Real World's, so I can't speak to their personalities, I'm just basing this on looks.
Same here.
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Real world chicksMallory from RW Paris (bonus points for being an SI Swimsuit model)Melinda from RW AustinCameran from RW San Diego
Mallory - KMelinda - FCameran - MI haven't seen any of these Real World's, so I can't speak to their personalities, I'm just basing this on looks.
Hobbes...our bond is lost :club: Seriously, I've never seen any Real World episodes, but how are you killing mallory instead of Melinda?
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Real world chicksMallory from RW Paris (bonus points for being an SI Swimsuit model)Melinda from RW AustinCameran from RW San Diego
Mallory - KMelinda - FCameran - MI haven't seen any of these Real World's, so I can't speak to their personalities, I'm just basing this on looks.
Hobbes...our bond is lost :D Seriously, I've never seen any Real World episodes, but how are you killing mallory instead of Melinda?
:club: You jinxed it. The picture of Melinda on the right puts me very close to killing her (there's something very Paris Hilton-ish about it), but Mallory's face just looks a little goofy to me. It's the cheeks-mouth area that doesn't look right.
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Time to start the week off right. Real world chicksMallory from RW Paris (bonus points for being an SI Swimsuit model)06_msnyder_10.jpgMelinda from RW Austinmelindarwa.jpgCameran from RW San Diego21.jpgNote: if someone can find a better non-nude pic of Melinda, send me the link and I will edit this post.
M CameranK MelindaF MalloryId F trishelle if you had added her.
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I would have added Trishelle, but I thought she was too slutty for the competition.New pic for Melinda up and running, let's see how long this sucker lasts.

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Alright, have a weeks worth of women to catch up onOlympic ladies-Sasha-F because even though she has that "I'd like to wake up next to you each morning" quality, I am not currently in love with her.Gretchen-K because she doesn't wear skimpy little outfits while performing.Tanith-M because I am currently stalking her.30 somethingsCharlize-M because she has an oscar.Kate-F because she has some British raunchiness in her.Reese-K because she has a dumb giggle (and for Ryan Phillipe).Swimsuit coversYamila-F because she would scream your name in Spanish and that's hot.Petra-K because I don't speak Czech.Veronica-M because even though she is Czech she speaks fluent English.90s child starsJessica-F because, well, have you looked at her pictures?Melissa-K because witches can't actually die, and she'd be the one I would want stalking me through the afterlife.Larisa-M because even though she hasn't done an FHM type mag, that's prolly for the best.Sopranos ladiesDrea-K because she already died in Swordfish, so what's the big deal with doing it again?Sofia-F because I'd like to see her examine the evidence afterwards.Jamie-M because even though she was a whore in that USA movie, at least she would be my whore.American IdolPass.LostEvangeline-M because I am fairly confident if I tried to do the other two, she would K me first.Michelle-K because she was just a filler for the group.Maggie-F even though I'd be scared of the Iraqi coming after me.Hideout avatars #1Amanda-F because of all the child stars, she is one I'd like most to slap my penis across her face.Lucy-K because she just doesn't do it for me.Kiera-M because of all of the young Hollywood ladies, she seems the most normal.Less famous sistersHaylie-M because she is the least evil of the 3. (OMG did I just agree to marry Haylie Duff? Give me a second to go hang myself.)Ashlee-K as often as possible.Nikki-F because if it only happens once, it reduces the number of venereal diseases I would catch. VD is -EV.PaulasAbdul-F because it ain't the clothes I wear, or the things I buy, the house on the hill, or the plane I fly. It's just the way I love her.Zahn-K because at least she would give me a decent report beforehands as to how it was going to happen.Rubino-M because I am a young kid and who the **** else am I going to marry?Hideout avatars #2Vanessa-F because I can't M her because she dated Jeter, aka the Yankee anti-christ, and I can't K her because she is too hot.Kelly-M who wouldn't want a nice Southern girl with a big round behind to come home to?Liz-K she is just outta her league here.Charlies Angels new versionDidn't we already do these? I believe my responses wereDrew-K for not being funny or entertainingCameron-M for actually being funny and entertainingLucy-F for being accidentally funny and entertaining Real world chicks (this is ridiculously tough because I have been in love with both Mallory and Melinda at one time or another)Mallory-F because there is no way I'd be able to hang onto an SI swimsuit model.Melinda-M because her penchance for dorky guys means that her incredible knockers will be bouncing up and down while she rides my love rocket for years to come.Cameran-K because her annoying whine and complete lack of respect for the Gauntlet means that she deserves to die. (And for those of you who are disrespecting her looks-my bro made out with her at a bar one night. She is ridiculously good looking.)We need more threesomes!

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(besides Hilary "The Next Karate Kid" Swank)Halle Berryhalleberry7ie.pngCharlize Theroncharlizetheron3be.pngNicole Kidmannicolekidman5kk.png
F- Wasn't she ranked "#1 hottest women" or something?M- I love CharlizeK- Process of Elimination My friends.
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bianchidaniela4tp.jpgDaniela Bianchi playing Tatiana Romanovajill28re.jpgJill St. John playing Tiffany Caselw9td.jpgLana Wood playing Plenty O'TooleI know, Pus sy Galore is too easy.My choices:M - Tatiana...gotta love the accentK - Tiffany...odd girl outF - Plenty...plenty is the word
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One for Hobbes, cause we're talking about how awesom he is in The Hideout:
KKKYeah, I said it. Shakira = not that hot
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