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My mom is a big complainer. Usually when I'm playing play money online I shuffle chips mainly to calm my nerves but apparently she can hear it throughout our bedroom. What am i gonna do now? I need a new habit that doesn't make any noise. I seriously need something to do when I'm playing, especially the $100 added freerolls. I get very edgy near the end and need something to do. Any suggestions?
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chocolate dollars
I tried this one time, but I ended up getting hungry and ate em
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I have an idea. How about making stupid new threads regargding shit that nobody gives a flying frogs fat ass about.Just a thought. You seem to excell in this area.
Be nice. He's found his niche. It's not like he's annoying the piss out of 95% of the forum. Wait a minute....The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. -Abraham Lincoln
Did he really say that!?? lol.
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Major wankage.Also, isn't excel spelled with only ONE "l"? Have a potatoe, Mr Ron Mexico.
actually it is. great catch. Thanks. I almost looked really bad on the forum. Thanks for the heads up. Phew.
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I have an idea. How about making stupid new threads regargding shit that nobody gives a flying frogs fat ass about.Just a thought. You seem to excell in this area.
What are you complaining about? Without people like me your post count would be at maybe 500 or so. That being because all of your posts are flames. So instead of complaining you should be thanking me for giving you a chance to participate in this forum.
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I have an idea. How about making stupid new threads regargding shit that nobody gives a flying frogs fat ass about.Just a thought. You seem to excell in this area.
Be nice. He's found his niche. It's not like he's annoying the piss out of 95% of the forum. Wait a minute....The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. -Abraham Lincoln
Did he really say that!?? lol.
Nice. Ba-zing!!!!
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I have an idea. How about making stupid new threads regargding shit that nobody gives a flying frogs fat ass about.Just a thought. You seem to excel in this area.
What are you complaining about? Without people like me your post count would be at maybe 500 or so. That being because all of your posts are flames. So instead of complaining you should be thanking me for giving you a chance to participate in this forum.
I beg to differ. I'm sarcastic. I don't flame. Show me where I called you a dummy. I wrote that your thread was useless, which it was, but I never insulted you.Try again.Thanks though
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Ron Mexico can misspell all the words he wants. It's the PRINCIPAL of the matter that he gets to the heart of...Oh, dang, ending a sentence with a preposition again. What a Canuck I am.Oh, dang, there I go again!

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I have an idea. How about making stupid new threads regargding shit that nobody gives a flying frogs fat ass about.Just a thought. You seem to excel in this area.
What are you complaining about? Without people like me your post count would be at maybe 500 or so. That being because all of your posts are flames. So instead of complaining you should be thanking me for giving you a chance to participate in this forum.
I beg to differ. I'm sarcastic. I don't flame. Show me where I called you a dummy. I wrote that your thread was useless, which it was, but I never insulted you.Try again.Thanks though
Whatever ill continue to make useless posts and you can continue to flame or as you call it be sarcastic works fine for me.
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1. get clay chips.2. buy a shuffle pad.3. If you can't buy one or don't like using a mouse pad, build one like this:1. Get a 1/4" piece of wood and cut it to the size of a mousepad, or however big you want it.2. Go to home depot and ask for a sample of ecofoam, they should give you one big enough to cover the area of your wood piece.3, Buy a can of contact cement (Instabond is the brand name I use when building tables)4. Cut the foam to the size of the wood, and glue it on.5. Go to Joanne's or some other fabric store and get a scrap piece of velveteen, glue that to the foam using the contact cement, making sure you're pulling tightly, and then staple the excess to the bottom of the pad.You've now replicated a casino playing surface pretty damn closely for $5, and if you use clay chips no-one will be bothered by the noise.

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OP, tell'em to go fuck themselves them proceed to do the double barrel shuffle. In fact, don't stop there, have all your home game buddies come over and play a tournament while shuffling chips constantly.
thats what i would do
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I have an idea. How about making stupid new threads regargding shit that nobody gives a flying frogs fat ass about.Just a thought. You seem to excell in this area.
I agree with this very funny comment.
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Drink a beer, that'll calm those nerves.
yes. while drinking heavily and gambling is a horrendous combination (as i know from experience) one or two beers can be good for your game.
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