whtbeatswht 0 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Hi I am new to the forum and BOY do I love poker! I work at McD's and I make $5.10 an hour. I use all the money I make to play in a $0.01-$0.02 limit home game at the local senior center. Well I recently had a good run at our game and I built my bankoroll up to over $25. I wanted to try this on-line poker stuff but since I don't have a computer I was SOL. I visited my Grandma last week FL and after I would put her to bed I would play poker on her computer. It is one of those old dial up jobbys but it worked fine. So I created an account and put my $25 dollars in plus got another $12.50 FREE. So I took my $37 and went to the $5-$10 PLO game. I have never played PLO but I thought it looked like fun. Well to make a long story short....I won my first 4 hands in row and I won $147. I cashed out and am waiting for my $$$.I just got back to town today and I promptley went in and quit my job. Why work...this poker thing is easy? I plan on making a BIG run at the WSOP this year. I will keep you guys posted on how I do.So now my question, my bank roll is $$136 ( I bought a pack of smokes and some Keystone Light) what games should I play? I am thinking about going to the local casino and playing some $10-$20 or maybe some Black Jack? Come to think of it there is this guy that spreads 3 card monte behind the liquor store. I was watching him play the other day and he lost like 5 HANDS IN A ROW! I might just try that.My wife is pregnet with our 3rd child so I really need to make this work. What should I do?BTW-My favorite poker players is Kathy Liebert. She has such a great ass! Link to post Share on other sites
DunkinDonuts 0 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Redpill? Is that you? Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 poor attempt at humor. not funny. at all. Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 :| :| :| ok Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Hi. I am not funny at all. Seriously....what I have to say is extremely lame.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
whtbeatswht 0 Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 No my name is Mike Funddroper Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 what an atrocious attempt at being even remotely funny. Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 poor attempt at humor. not funny. at all. Link to post Share on other sites
whtbeatswht 0 Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 whats so funny about my life? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 I bought a pack of smokes and some Keystone Light I thought this part was funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Dhall901 0 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 I take out my wizard robe and hat.... Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 whats so funny about my life?The fact that you put so much time and effort into trying to humor us with this extremely pathetic story....and are now being OWNED!!!!!. Link to post Share on other sites
AceJackOffS 0 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 whats so funny about my life?The fact that you put so much time and effort into trying to humor us with this extremely pathetic story....and are now being PWNED!!!!!.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I take out my wizard robe and hat....lol ... now that's funny. Link to post Share on other sites
chaosnhavoc 0 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Isnt the Federal Min. Wage $5.15.... Not Funny.. But I did like the keystone light.. Should have said 40 ounce ..Or Mickeys Big Mouth.. Link to post Share on other sites
AceJackOffS 0 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I take out my wizard robe and hat....lol ... now that's funny.does anyone have a link to that, I need a good laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
phlegm 6 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 i BELIEVE IT CAUSE THAT XACT THING HAPPENED TO ME NOT 5 YEARS AGO. Link to post Share on other sites
erac22 0 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I chuckled at the "bought a pack of smokes and some keystone light," not gonna lie. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I take out my wizard robe and hat....lol ... now that's funny.does anyone have a link to that, I need a good laugh.Yeah, it's right here.http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...orum-search.php Link to post Share on other sites
DDiabolical 0 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I liked it. Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Hi I am new to the forum and BOY do I love poker! I work at McD's and I make $5.10 an hour. I use all the money I make to play in a $0.01-$0.02 limit home game at the local senior center. Well I recently had a good run at our game and I built my bankoroll up to over $25. I wanted to try this on-line poker stuff but since I don't have a computer I was SOL. I visited my Grandma last week FL and after I would put her to bed I would play poker on her computer. It is one of those old dial up jobbys but it worked fine. So I created an account and put my $25 dollars in plus got another $12.50 FREE. So I took my $37 and went to the $5-$10 PLO game. I have never played PLO but I thought it looked like fun. Well to make a long story short....I won my first 4 hands in row and I won $147. I cashed out and am waiting for my $$$.My wife is pregnet with our 3rd child so I really need to make this work. What should I do?BTW-My favorite poker players is Kathy Liebert. She has such a great ass!I will welcome you to the forum with aTP/MMEnjoy yourself Link to post Share on other sites
neverfold 0 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Not funny, troll Link to post Share on other sites
blackntan06 0 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 that wasnt funny at all. :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
blackntan06 0 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I take out my wizard robe and hat....now thats funny.. Link to post Share on other sites
Vatche 0 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I take out my wizard robe and hat....lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Link to post Share on other sites
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