SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 What's the worst that can happen? Awkwardness around the workroom? Women purposely avoiding you because they'll start to believe you like them as well? Small potatoes. The reward outweighs the risk here. Just think if this works out how you want it to go. You could be throwing around what sounds like an incredibly attractive female. You should jokingly ask if you could go along tommorow. Laugh while you do it, and if they say yes. THEN BAM. If not, they'll think you're joking and carry on with their plans.thats it, man, i'm gonna do it. i'm gonna fuckin do it. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I just watched From Here to Eternity, and I swear, if I had one man to idolize it'd be Burt Lancaster, that man just oozes badass. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I think this thread should just changed to a place where SA21 and donk can chat and encourage each other to approach women. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I think this thread should just changed to a place where SA21 and donk can chat and encourage each other to approach women.You're welcome to encourage us if you'd like. We'd love to have an asian man's perspective of women. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 You're welcome to encourage us if you'd like. We'd love to have an asian man's perspective of women.what is your avatar? ive been trying to figure it out for weeks. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 what is your avatar? ive been trying to figure it out for weeks.It's the album cover to Pink Floyd's "Meddle" Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 hey cw, man, dont harsh our mellow like that, man.report of last nights events might be coming, it might not. just know that i went, i saw, i exploded in my pants. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 hey cw, man, dont harsh our mellow like that, man.report of last nights events might be coming, it might not. just know that i went, i saw, i exploded in my pants.You can't dangle meat in front of a tiger and not feed him. We want details, and we want it now. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 You can't dangle meat in front of a tiger and not feed him. We want details, and we want it now.i'm not sure why, but i dont really want to describe the whole thing. i guess i want to keep it all for myself. but it went about as well as possible, seriously. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 i'm not sure why, but i dont really want to describe the whole thing. i guess i want to keep it all for myself. but it went about as well as possible, seriously.I guess that's all I wanted to hear. Good luck if things get more serious. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 I guess that's all I wanted to hear. Good luck if things get more serious.thank you, my good man. an honor and pleasure to converse with you. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 STFU Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 HEY SOMEBODY NEEDS TO POST IN THIS THREAD Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 STFUyou're just jearous. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 oh shit, my head is killing me. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I HAVE RETURNED!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Tosh 0 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 McDonald's ApplicationThis is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida. They hired him because he was so honest and funny!NAME: Greg BulmashSEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.EDUCATION: Yes.LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.SALARY: Less than I'm worth.MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.SIGN HERE: Aries. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I'd hire the kid on the spot. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Just watched Men in Black IIMight watch another movie before bed Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I'd hire the kid on the spot.i would too....wit is intelligences beautiful cousin(i just made that up) Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 i would too....wit is intelligences beautiful cousin(i just made that up)Speaking of that you should have brought one of your cousins to SC. I think banging your cousin is legal down there. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Speaking of that you should have brought one of your cousins to SC. I think banging your cousin is legal down there.i dunno...BUT...we did pass through West VA for a bit6 states we drove in on that trip..so sick Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 How the hell do you get killed on the bunny slope? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 How the hell do you get killed on the bunny slope?drunk while skiing Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 i have never posted in on of these type of threads. I called in sick, big table, etc. But since this is Chrozzo's hang out, I'll join this one. :)what's the point of this thread? randomness? Link to post Share on other sites
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